Embarassing moments

[jerimiah40]

What are some of your most embarasssing moments that you have experienced? Some of mine are:

Today in school, we were doing a project which envolved cutting things out, so someone sitting in the row beside me called out, so I turned and there was a guy standing about 1/2 a foot away from me with his scizzors right in my face, because he was standing there cutting things. I flinched backwards, and slid off the side of my chair.

Or, there was the time that I was heading back to my dads car after going to a performence of me and my band, and my dad said "watch out for the ice", but before he even finished talking, I was flat on my ass in the middle of the road

[LuigiHann]

*points at you and laughs*

[jerimiah40]

Yeah, you think its funny when you picture it, its a lot funnier if you were there . What stung even more was when I realized that [R] (if you've seen my thread "Woot", otherwise, its this chick that I like) was sitting right behind me . It only stung until I realized that I was laughing too, and that she was laughing with me. Meanwhile, the guy who scared me with the scizzors was almost having a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

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Well i'm not exactly up for talking about all my embarrassing moments.

But i'll tell you one that happened yesterday while I was playing ball.

Two of my friends were sitting in front of me and I had my back to the court.. all of sudden, one of my friends puts his hands up like a ball is about to hit him in the face. Since i'm right next to him I shot my head back pretty quick so as to avoid a ball in the side of the head.

Turns out he was just messing around but a bunch of people in the gym starting laughing because he got me good.

Luckily I knew most of them so it wasn't as embarrassing..

[Cummi Bare]

I haven't really got embarrassed since the first time I put my cock in a girls mouth.

Erm, giving a chick one up the backdoor and giving out a girly "eeeww" when I saw some shit on my dick was mildly embarrassing.


-- I advocate the use of douche

[dlichterman]

how about the time im in calculous and i was leaning back in my chair and then i fell backwards sliding down the wall

[MrMagick]

my most recent embarrassing moment was reading cummi bare's post and having flash backs.

[Cummi Bare]

Originally posted by MrMagick
my most recent embarrassing moment was reading cummi bare's post and having flash backs.

lol, dude...

[Warrior of the Light]

In highschool, a girl had recently commited suicide. this was a big happening in a school where normally nothing happens. Everybody was full with emotions and stuff.

In my class, I told a girl (loved her but was too shy to tell) when a teacher was ill and we were bored because there was nothing to do) to 'play hangman'...

That was when I knew sure my love would never be returned.

The list with swearwords (yes, she made a list) was 3 pages long.

[Mr Jones]

Walking an ex of mine home about 3 in the morning after a hard night clubbing, it was a warm summers night, the effects of the alcohol were having a very mellow effect on me, we thought it'd be a good idea to fuck on the front lawn of her house, thought that was a great idea at the time.

Shame her parents who were looking out of the bedroom window wondering what all the noise was about didn't think so.

Same gf, I phoned her up, voice answers 'Hello', I then proceed to describe what I was planning on doing to her that evening, in great graphic detail....Silence......voice on the other end goes.... 'just a momment **** I'll go and get Sarah for you'

No wonder her parents never liked me, feeling was mutual however.

[Cummi Bare]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
... we thought it'd be a good idea to fuck on the front lawn of her house, thought that was a great idea at the time.

Shame her parents who were looking out of the bedroom window wondering what all the noise was about didn't think so.

Same gf, I phoned her up, voice answers 'Hello', I then proceed to describe what I was planning on doing to her that evening, in great graphic detail....Silence......voice on the other end goes.... 'just a momment **** I'll go and get Sarah for you'

No wonder her parents never liked me, feeling was mutual however.

Hahaha, nice one. That's fucking hillarious.

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Originally posted by Mr Jones
Same gf, I phoned her up, voice answers 'Hello', I then proceed to describe what I was planning on doing to her that evening, in great graphic detail....Silence......voice on the other end goes.... 'just a momment **** I'll go and get Sarah for you'

LMAO.

That's why I always go "*name* is that you" over the phone. No confusions..

[Mr Jones]

Not my fault her mother sounded EXACTLY like her, in my defence I will say she didn't bother interupting me at all, not even when I mentioned I was planing on sliding the dildo up her ass..

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Originally posted by Mr Jones
In my defence I will say she didn't bother interupting me at all..

Yeah that kinda sucks. I hate people who will let you go on thinking that they are the person you want to be talking to.

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Originally posted by Cummi Bare
I haven't really got embarrassed since the first time I put my cock in a girls mouth.

Erm, giving a chick one up the backdoor and giving out a girly "eeeww" when I saw some shit on my dick was mildly embarrassing.


-- I advocate the use of douche

Hmmm, according to what I can make out, despite being from England you've connected to us via Sydney, Bejing and Los Angeles... anything embarassing happen to you in these places???

[Cummi Bare]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Hmmm, according to what I can make out, despite being from England you've connected to us via Sydney, Bejing and Los Angeles... anything embarassing happen to you in these places???

Not that I recall.

I'm on a proxy that is sending the HTTP_VIA header, therefore not hiding the fact I'm on a proxy. Is that not acceptable? I can change it to fully stealthed UK IP address if you prefer?


-- Standard internet security measures in my book.

[Cummi Bare]

Ethan_H,

If I have done something to offend you why don't you just say what it is, instead of beating about the bush?

As far as I can recall the only interaction I've had with you was when you questioned my advice to the geezer with PCMCIA problem. After which I followed up with some 'better' advice.

[Rocker]

only standard if your trying to get around something or hiding something.

also understand that these forums have trolls, who find ways to get around their previous banning...

please understand our concearn.

[mysterious_w]

Embarrasing? First one of the top of my head was me putting on my PE (gym) shorts on inside-out

The whole changing room knew, but the bastards all kept quiet until we actually went outside to play football, when they all pointed and laughed in synchronization.

Bastards.

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Originally posted by mysterious_w
Embarrasing? First one of the top of my head was me putting on my PE (gym) shorts on inside-out

The whole changing room knew, but the bastards all kept quiet until we actually went outside to play football, when they all pointed and laughed in synchronization.

Bastards.

[*points and laughs at mysterious_w*]

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by mysterious_w
Embarrasing? First one of the top of my head was me putting on my PE (gym) shorts on inside-out

Please tell me you didn't have visible skid marks showing, now that would have been something to point and laugh at ...

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Originally posted by Cummi Bare
Standard internet security measures in my book.

As Rocker stated earlier, it's only standard practice if you are trying to get around something or hiding something. And as the trend of late has been to troll the forums through the use of multiple accounts, then I'm sure you'll understand our questioning of those who sign up through proxies and such If you don't like it. well....

If I have done something to offend you why don't you just say what it is, instead of beating about the bush?

If that situation ever arises, believe me when I say that you will be the first one to know.

[Cummi Bare]

Ethan_H & Rocker,

Sure I understand your concerns. I call it standard because I'm aware of how easy it is to launch a malicious attack (on my system not yours). I'm not saying anyone who has access to the IP address's here is dodgy... But I don't know any of you as much as you don't know me! This goes for any site where I don't know the admins and even ones where I do.

I don't think I've done any posts that are anywhere close to trolling or flaming? Maybe you think differently?

My face is even in the avatar! So, if you were ever that bothered you could hunt me down and have a go.


-- I don't hold multiple accounts here.

[Schmeet]

Uh, i have two embarrising moments.

My first one happened when i was about 12. I got a new bike and was really chuffed with it so i took it out for a spin. The brakes were really sharp but that didn't seem to bother me 'cause i found it incredibly useful 'cause i loved doing tricks and everything. So yah, i was going pretty fast and coming up to this road and all of a sudden a car came from nowhere and i pressed my front brake forgetting it was sharp. Up i went to about 80 degrees, fell forward, and smacked my balls on the cross bar. I was in pain and all but eventually shook it off. When i got home i thought i'd have to have a lil look to check everything was alright, and what do i find? A massive cut making my testicle visible. It was soooooo embarrising at the hospital when they were stictching it up, i had to be naked and it was scary when i was only 12 I don't think i talked to anyone for days till i got over it.

My second most embarrising moment was when i went for a hurnia operation when i was 11. You gotta understand that i was just starting puberty and i didn't know i'd have to get naked for them to see more properly At first it was just the GP there and then more people walked in. They had about 5 students studying me. I was so weird and embarrising.

[zootm]

Getting walked in on with a girl, while we were "on the floor", so to speak, by her devout Christian flatmate.

Yay.

[Psythik]

Wasting nine months of my life with the "perfect" girl (yeah right), only to find out she lost interest in me was pretty embarssing, now that I come to think about it. That relationship so happened to end nine months ago today.

Been single ever since.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Nothing beats those blisters on your hands eh.

[PulseDriver]

Well, at my great grandmothers birthday a couple of years back, she farted a really loud stinker... and everyone heard her... about 60 guests... I felt kinda embarresed... I bet others did too lol, and she just laught out loud lol... she turned 90 that year...

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Catching my girlfriend in the throes of passion with my friend one day when I came home early.






My female friend, that is.




Tends to be a bit of a kick in the nuts at the time, though even in the heat of the moment I still saw the opportunity of asking for a threesome...

[edit]She's an all singing, all dancing lesbian now though. [/edit]

[bkraptor]

ROTFL

[Twilightseer]

Originally posted by zootm
Getting walked in on with a girl, while we were "on the floor", so to speak, by her devout Christian flatmate.

Yay.

Can you say "threesome"

Originally posted by ethan_h


Catching my girlfriend in the throes of passion with my friend one day when I came home early.






My female friend, that is.




Tends to be a bit of a kick in the nuts at the time, though even in the heat of the moment I still saw the opportunity of asking for a threesome...

[edit]She's an all singing, all dancing lesbian now though. [/edit]

Aren't you supposed to e-mail me when that kind of things happen?

/me strikes out 1 gf out of the 943 ones on "ethan's gf list"

(btw, did you get the threesome? )

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Originally posted by Twilightseer
Aren't you supposed to e-mail me when that kind of things happen?

/me strikes out 1 gf out of the 943 ones on "ethan's gf list"

(btw, did you get the threesome? )

heh - this was back when I was in college, almost six years ago. And no, unfortunately I didn't...

[edit]And you can strike two from the list - I had a thing going with the friend too a year or so previous to that memorable day[/edit]

[Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Same gf, I phoned her up, voice answers 'Hello', I then proceed to describe what I was planning on doing to her that evening, in great graphic detail....Silence......voice on the other end goes.... 'just a momment **** I'll go and get Sarah for you'

No wonder her parents never liked me, feeling was mutual however.

Reminded me of this, from bash.org:

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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Originally posted by Wolfgang
Reminded me of this, from bash.org:

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

LMAO..

Funny thing is many people would probably speak the same way. But i'm sure the daughter would her it from her mom.