Mysterious_w and his nemesis

[mysterious_w]

I've already posted these shots in my Pabook blog, but I thought you lot might like to see them. I attract midgies like fat guys are attracted to grease, and they always seems to have a nasty affect on me.

June 20th shots: Shin bite on right leg:



Ankle bite on right leg:



Nasty huh? Well, they got slightly worse:

June 22nd Shots: Shin bite on right leg (now purple):



Ankle bite on right leg (also purple. and scabby.):



Ankle Bite on left leg (Day younger than others):



Now this isn't really bad for me. I know I should go get checked out when it hurts to lift my arm, as if there is a big muscle pull there. And I can lift my arms fine.

When I went to China it was really bad, I got bit around a 100 times in a night, and I had to go to a creepy foreign hospital. Then I got prescribed a thrice-daily ointment and 14 pills a day.

I fucking hate mosquitos.

[Evil Lu]

I wish I hadn't been eating my breakfast while seeing those photos.
I see your bites and raise you a sunburnt leg.

[NJK]

how much do you ask per hour??

i could use you , more envirement friendly than those spray things and other options.

[beanboy89]

I remember a few years a friend of mine went to some summer camp for a week, and when he came back, he had about 150 mosquito bites on him.

I never get alot of mosquito bites, though. Maybe I should go outside more.

[CaboWaboAddict]

This is why they make DEET.

[Schmeet]

Ouuuch, they look nasty. I remember i watched a mosquito bite programme and it told you how to prevent them from smelling you only i can't remember for shit.

Mrs_Squid, that is one toasted leg. Is that a sun-blister on your foot or just where it was covered by something? Owwww.

[mysterious_w]

The one on my right foot (last pic) keeps swelling up like a baloon with fulid, I've had to pop it 3 times so far, and it was leaking through my suit in taekwondo.

[Evil Lu]

Originally posted by Schmeet


Mrs_Squid, that is one toasted leg. Is that a sun-blister on your foot or just where it was covered by something? Owwww.

The white bit was from flip-flops, I'm somewhat recovered now but anyone who thinks the UK is cold can f**k off Hove is dangerous, it's official.

Mysterious_w: mosquitos like people who are full of beer and sugar, one thing they really hate is bergamot (found in ghey Earl Grey tea) you can buy bergamot and citronella oil separately in healthfood/hippy shops, if you mix a bit of each into your suncream the mossies will not attack so much.

[Warrior of the Light]

Hint: don't put your foot on top of a wooden bench when your standing..

Your foot might slip off, scratching a (6 cm) nasty wound in your shin that you can show the world for the next few weeks

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[xzxzzx]

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
This is why they make DEET.

Indeed. It's best to get the high-concentration stuff. Works like a charm.

[MojoMonkeyX]

dude just jump out of a tree and land on your arm.

still got the x-rays somewhere, will look later

[mysterious_w]

That was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Ever.

Being bored, a large group of us were taking turns using a low bendy tree branch as a swing. Mojo here takes his go, slips off from a height of about 2 foot.

Gets up, says "Err, that wasn't meant to happen", looks at his arm, which is now snapped in 2 places and looks like the letter Z, and runs off shouting "Ahh, my arm, my arm!"

He had like a multiple compound fracture or something.

[mysterious_w]

I win, yus

Shin bite on right leg



Ankle bite on right leg



Ankle bite on left leg



Shin bite on left leg