Which one of you put this fool in office?

ElChevelle · 4th December 2005, 12:49

Door thwarts quick exit for Bush

Just watch the video if you haven't already seen it. Apparently I must be the last. Hey non-Americans? We're not all that stupid, just the one's whose last name ends with ush, I guess. Unfortunately, aside from myself I don't know who else can step up and run this country properly

J_Darnley · 4th December 2005, 13:22

That was pretty funny.

ShyShy · 4th December 2005, 16:43

We saw that on the news, jaz just about died from laughing. He's not much of a fan of Bush

xzxzzx · 4th December 2005, 17:59

I don't get it. Someone tried a to open a locked door, and, um, couldn't. If it weren't Bush, no one would care in the slightest.

Sigh.

d0rk · 4th December 2005, 18:58

It's the face he makes that made me laugh so hard when I first read it.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 4th December 2005, 19:35

Just like me when I try to exit a restaraunt or fast food joint with double doors... Why the FUCK do they always lock one of the doors? The whole point of having double doors is so that people can come in and go out at the same time without having to wait for other people. UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR.

Anyways, yeah. I don't see why it's such a big deal. So Bush tried to go through the wrong door. Everyone already thinks he's an ignoramous, so why is anyone surprised? He's human. Shit happens. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to open a locked door by mistake... or how many times I've tried to pull open a door that clearly states "push" next to the HANDLE that's obviously designed for pulling. Simple oversight. Of course, if they'd just put push panels on doors instead of handles, that wouldn't happen and people wouldn't feel like dumbasses when the don't read the sticker that says "push."

I guess I should've just put my post in the bitchlist... fuck it.

ElChevelle · 4th December 2005, 20:07

Well, first off......where did he think he was going?
Secondly, why didn't he go out the same way he came in?
Thirdly, he stood there like a moron, searching the confines of his skull for a solution. I'd have not had to stop and think about my situation but would have kicked down the doors. THAT would have gained him some respect.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 4th December 2005, 20:52

He was trying to get away from reporters hounding on him, while he was in sort of a bad mood from jet lag (which he did point out). He simply tried to quickly exit out from a locked door that he didn't know was locked. Perhaps the door he went in from was locked after he entered the building...

rockouthippie · 4th December 2005, 21:26

You probably HAVE to lock people in. You'd have to lock me in. Bush is here, better lock the doors!.

ElChevelle · 4th December 2005, 22:04

Maybe it was the crapper. I'd rather empty my bowels while Bush empties his.

Wolfgang · 5th December 2005, 02:05

Whatever he was saying came out terribly. He was really struggling to say something coherent and concise and then he escaped further questions that he'd struggle to answer by just walking away.

What cracked me up was the way he sort of stood to attention when he'd realised both doors were locked, as if thinking "what the fuck do I do now?"

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 5th December 2005, 02:07

"I can't make decisions! I'm the president!" - Mel Brooks

Jay · 5th December 2005, 03:50

yea, it was a carter moment. I honestly don't feel any different about my decision to vote for him because of it.

zootm · 5th December 2005, 11:54

Quote:

Originally posted by xzxzzx
I don't get it. Someone tried a to open a locked door, and, um, couldn't. If it weren't Bush, no one would care in the slightest.

Sigh.

It's a funny clip. I don't think it really reflects badly on him, but it's a funny clip.

ElChevelle · 5th December 2005, 12:05

Quote:

Originally posted by KXRM
yea, it was a carter moment. I honestly don't feel any different about my decision to vote for him because of it.

While everything he does makes me slap my forehead, I finally got to laugh at him.

xzxzzx · 5th December 2005, 18:57

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
It's a funny clip. I don't think it really reflects badly on him, but it's a funny clip.

It's vaguely funny, but a freaking news story about it!?

EfaustuS9 · 7th December 2005, 06:45

Bush on global warming

http://www.wimp.com/announcement/

ElChevelle · 7th December 2005, 12:33

"Adam and Eve drove an Excursion"

Will Ferrell is a funny ass mofo as long as he's not in movies. Elf made me want to go on a killing spree.

Back to my point, Bush isn't competent enough to teach 3rd grade let alone run a country.

Scilly 2 Boo · 7th December 2005, 14:37

OMG, the wal-mart here where I live, the FUCKERS LOCKS THE OTHER SIDE DOORS and the only enterance and exit is through the grocery part ugh that pisses me the fuck off ugh. They JUST can't keep em both unlocked and have workers at both doors but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they lock the others but keep the grocery ones OPEN and on employee ugh

ElChevelle · 7th December 2005, 16:58

Ummm, they do that at night to deter shoplifters.

4th December 2005, 12:49	#1
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Which one of you put this fool in office? Door thwarts quick exit for Bush Just watch the video if you haven't already seen it. Apparently I must be the last. Hey non-Americans? We're not all that stupid, just the one's whose last name ends with ush, I guess. Unfortunately, aside from myself I don't know who else can step up and run this country properly

4th December 2005, 13:22	#2
J_Darnley Forum King Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Belgium, Europe Posts: 3,625	That was pretty funny. Winamp ATF Reference — My cPro timer widget — My port of AVS Do NOT email me with general tech support questions.

4th December 2005, 17:59	#4
xzxzzx Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,254	I don't get it. Someone tried a to open a locked door, and, um, couldn't. If it weren't Bush, no one would care in the slightest. Sigh. Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34\|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? \| Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.

4th December 2005, 18:58	#5
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	It's the face he makes that made me laugh so hard when I first read it. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

5th December 2005, 03:50	#13
Jay Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Next Door Posts: 8,942	yea, it was a carter moment. I honestly don't feel any different about my decision to vote for him because of it. -Jay \| Radio Toolbox.com

4th December 2005, 16:43	#3
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	We saw that on the news, jaz just about died from laughing. He's not much of a fan of Bush

4th December 2005, 19:35	#6
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Just like me when I try to exit a restaraunt or fast food joint with double doors... Why the FUCK do they always lock one of the doors? The whole point of having double doors is so that people can come in and go out at the same time without having to wait for other people. UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. Anyways, yeah. I don't see why it's such a big deal. So Bush tried to go through the wrong door. Everyone already thinks he's an ignoramous, so why is anyone surprised? He's human. Shit happens. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to open a locked door by mistake... or how many times I've tried to pull open a door that clearly states "push" next to the HANDLE that's obviously designed for pulling. Simple oversight. Of course, if they'd just put push panels on doors instead of handles, that wouldn't happen and people wouldn't feel like dumbasses when the don't read the sticker that says "push." I guess I should've just put my post in the bitchlist... fuck it.

4th December 2005, 20:07	#7
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Well, first off......where did he think he was going? Secondly, why didn't he go out the same way he came in? Thirdly, he stood there like a moron, searching the confines of his skull for a solution. I'd have not had to stop and think about my situation but would have kicked down the doors. THAT would have gained him some respect.

4th December 2005, 20:52	#8
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	He was trying to get away from reporters hounding on him, while he was in sort of a bad mood from jet lag (which he did point out). He simply tried to quickly exit out from a locked door that he didn't know was locked. Perhaps the door he went in from was locked after he entered the building...

4th December 2005, 21:26	#9
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	You probably HAVE to lock people in. You'd have to lock me in. Bush is here, better lock the doors!.

4th December 2005, 22:04	#10
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Maybe it was the crapper. I'd rather empty my bowels while Bush empties his.

5th December 2005, 02:05	#11
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	Whatever he was saying came out terribly. He was really struggling to say something coherent and concise and then he escaped further questions that he'd struggle to answer by just walking away. What cracked me up was the way he sort of stood to attention when he'd realised both doors were locked, as if thinking "what the fuck do I do now?"

5th December 2005, 02:07	#12
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	"I can't make decisions! I'm the president!" - Mel Brooks

7th December 2005, 06:45	#17
EfaustuS9 Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA, USA Posts: 1,895	Bush on global warming http://www.wimp.com/announcement/

7th December 2005, 12:33	#18
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	"Adam and Eve drove an Excursion" Will Ferrell is a funny ass mofo as long as he's not in movies. Elf made me want to go on a killing spree. Back to my point, Bush isn't competent enough to teach 3rd grade let alone run a country.

7th December 2005, 14:37	#19
Scilly 2 Boo Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Some place friggin cold Posts: 32	OMG, the wal-mart here where I live, the FUCKERS LOCKS THE OTHER SIDE DOORS and the only enterance and exit is through the grocery part ugh that pisses me the fuck off ugh. They JUST can't keep em both unlocked and have workers at both doors but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they lock the others but keep the grocery ones OPEN and on employee ugh

7th December 2005, 16:58	#20
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Ummm, they do that at night to deter shoplifters.

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