Your dream job

[missyob]

Do you like your job? If not, what kind of job do you wish you had? What would you have to do to obtain your dream job?

If you are a student, what do you want to do when you grow up?

When I was little I always wanted to be an airline server, travel, and live in Florida. I did the travel part

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~ Missy

[Starbucks]

I want to be a Le Mans race car driver. I love driving fast, it's just so much fun. When I was a kid I always played with toy cars and motorcycles.

[Jay]

i'd say all my jobs have been ok, each one better then the last. Any job that lets you work from home is a good dream job which I have

I would like to persue my own goals in the future though. A dream job is where I am the boss.

[DuaneJeffers]

I plan to be ruler of the known universe.

No, seriously.

That or have my own media production company (games, music, movies, etc).

-Duane

[Kaboon]

I'm currently working as a scriptkiddie at a hosting company. Pretty much the job I wanted.

[Mr Jones]

What, no one has said international porn star yet?

[missyob]

Originally posted by KXRM
i'd say all my jobs have been ok, each one better then the last. Any job that lets you work from home is a good dream job which I have

I would like to persue my own goals in the future though. A dream job is where I am the boss.

Being the boss is not always fun. When things go wrong there is no one to blame

I would like to work in a chemistry lab all day long, mess around with test-tubes and gas burners, basicly just bungle and still get paid for it.

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

My dream job involves winning a $500M+ lottery.

[tuckerm]

Sucesfull Talkshow Host.

[ElChevelle]

I love my job but hate most of the dumbasses that I work with. Did I just say work with? Those lazy idiots are too lazy to work on my scale. God, I hate being smart and motivated. The patience to deal with the incompetence around me is staggering.

[Kaboon]

Originally posted by tuckerm
Sucesfull Talkshow Host.

And "rotfl" after every sentence?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I love my job but hate most of the dumbasses that I work with. Did I just say work with? Those lazy idiots are too lazy to work on my scale. God, I hate being smart and motivated. The patience to deal with the incompetence around me is staggering.

I know the feeling all too well. I've been working at my current job for over four years now, and I've all but lost my motivation. It has its perks, though. Just like the past few days... since dad and I are carpooling to save gas, I can't leave work until 17:00 even though I get off an hour and a half earlier. So, I go into the equipment manager's office and get the keys to the Water & Sewer department's ATV (one of these)... Apparently, they need it to reach some of the lift stations that their Ford Rangers can't get to. I find it more useful for making tracks in the stockyard.

And every so often, I get to play with one of these. I want to get one for christmas.

Oh, and to answer the original question: I'd love my current job if there just wasn't any bullshit. I mean, how many people can say that they get to play with a 20-ton Tonka toy every day?

[mysterious_w]

I want to earn loads, retire at 25, then set up a taekwondo school.

[Mr Jones]

Where in reality you'll work 'till you are about 70, retire, get by on about £50 a week pension, die about 5 years later in some state run old folks home sitting in a puddle of your own piss

Something to look forward to

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Ho ho ho!

[mysterious_w]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Where in reality you'll work 'till you are about 70, retire, get by on about £50 a week pension, die about 5 years later in some state run old folks home sitting in a puddle of your own piss

Something to look forward to

Fuck that shit, I'm on one of those courses that's let me puts letters after my name when I pass (fmc in my case). That shit's getting me a job.

[Mr Jones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAROFLSZOMGLOLS

They still tell kids that?

Fucking letters after your name mean Jack shit dude, I have several after mine, you still end up working harder than a French prostitue to earn a living , belive you and me, in fact, the more letters you have, the higher up the corporate ladder you get pushed and the higher you go the more work and responsibility you have.

Somedays I wish I flipped burgers for a living, least you know where you are with that, having to juggle staff, budgets and all kinds of different shit is no fun, some days I hardly get a chance to surf and slack at all !

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
And every so often, I get to play with one of these. I want to get one for christmas.

Practice well, my friend. They need people on those here

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I wish I could bring my hoe with me, but I don't think that the City of Gulfport would be altogether pleased with me transplanting one of their machines to another state.

[Jay]

Originally posted by missyob
Being the boss is not always fun. When things go wrong there is no one to blame

well I like to determine my own destiny. I am not really one who likes to blame people for my problems anyway.

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
I wish I could bring my hoe with me, but I don't think that the City of Gulfport would be altogether pleased with me transplanting one of their machines to another state.

Ahhh, there's lots of hoes here.

[Naamloos]

I'm an Industrial Design Engineering student, and I enjoy what I'm doing. I hope I will have my own inventions-lab sooner or later

[tuckerm]

@kaboon

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[MidnightViper88]

I'd like to do porn photos...You know, the porn industry would be kinda cool, but I don't think I could do the action videos...Like, with a picture, you can BS whether you're doing anything, or just posing...I can stand there or pose for a picture; That's easy with me...

...or I'd like to open up my own tuner shop for American muscle cars, or be the next Metallica...

[fwgx]

I'm a software developer, the job is getting better in recent months because I know more about the system and have fitted in more than before. It would be nice to write some cooler code than I currently do but it's ok. Hoping for a nice pay rise in the new year.


Ideal job would clearly be a real life condom tester with some hot bird I get to bang every day til she faints. Or a fluffer reviewer

[Bilbo Baggins]

My dream job would be Hitler. That way I could wear that hot moustache.

[missyob]

@ Jonesy

No shit, the higher up the corporate ladder you get, the harder you have to struggle and the longer hours you have to work.

Everyone thinks being at or near the top is the way to go. I am thinking of moving into some housing project and going on welfare. They are the smart ones - they dont work and live off of taxpayers money. What a life!

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
I'd like to do porn photos...

..as long as I'm not the photographer

[Mr Jones]

But, but, but that would leave you as the fluffer !

I'll take being behind the lense any day

[ElChevelle]

Eeeeeewwwwwwww

[MidnightViper88]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
..as long as I'm not the photographer

Photographer would be awsome, though...

*signs up for next lesbian shoot*

[rockouthippie]

I think I'd like to be a lawn chair and suntan oil tester in the bahamas. Maybe I could test some dune buggies and jet skis too, just to be versatile. Of course, I'd need overtime for that.

EDIT: and a company car, a sailboat.... wait a minute!. I turned into a Kennedy.... well forget the plane.... Hmmm... maybe the car isn't such an good idea either ....

[fwgx]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
But, but, but that would leave you as the fluffer !

I'll review him then