Where's Santa been hanging at?

MidnightViper88 · 8th December 2005, 21:18

Somewhere in Miami Beach

As cruel as it is...What do you think it would look like on the forum Christmas tree?

Bilbo Baggins · 8th December 2005, 23:21

Hopefully we wil have another day at work this year where we can dress as Santa. If just one child asks me "are you santa" or something similar, my reply will be "no, i killed him and i am wearing his skin."

rockouthippie · 8th December 2005, 23:33

How'd ya like Ron for a neighbor?. I take it you wouldn't be over there borrowing a wrench from him.

Could it be that Rons cheese has slipped off of his cracker a little?.

That's a pretty violent display to be hanging on your house.

ElChevelle · 8th December 2005, 23:37

I love that shit.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 9th December 2005, 02:37

Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable.

I like it.

S-uper_T-oast · 9th December 2005, 02:49

Fuck santa, no lube, metal pole.

ElChevelle · 9th December 2005, 13:05

Oddly enough when I was managing that restaurant, I wanted to have a dummy hanging as if he got caught up in the Xmas lighting outside the restaurant window.
I thought it was more humorous than tasteless.
The entire planet is too fucking uptight anymore.
/worships Dean Martin (while performing on TV, cocktail in one hand and cigarette in the other)

J_Darnley · 9th December 2005, 18:09

That is great. I saw something similar to that a few years ago near my house. Someone had stuck a santa on the roof but during a gale he was blown down and ended up with electrical cables wrapped around his neck.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 10th December 2005, 00:51

Quote:

I wanted to have a dummy hanging as if he got caught up in the Xmas lighting outside the restaurant window.

Quote:

The entire planet is too fucking uptight anymore.

Agreed.

hgnis · 10th December 2005, 05:49

Just wait till they start putting out the Santa-reindeer videos

ElChevelle · 10th December 2005, 06:17

Just wait till the reindeer start putting out....on video....with Santa

rockouthippie · 10th December 2005, 08:37

The new hit movie idea for next year "The Passion of Santa".

missyob · 10th December 2005, 10:09

This is so sad. I hope no children saw this man. How tramatic for them.

I feel bad that that man could not find anything in his life to keep him going. That he could not find a reason to live.

ElChevelle · 10th December 2005, 14:28

Ach, that old bastard slid down one too many chimneys and had it coming.
Let's hoist him onto the Forum tree!

missyob · 10th December 2005, 15:51

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Ach, that old bastard slid down one too many chimneys and had it coming.
Let's hoist him onto the Forum tree!

Whatever. I know you dont mean that.

8th December 2005, 21:18	#1
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Where's Santa been hanging at? Somewhere in Miami Beach As cruel as it is...What do you think it would look like on the forum Christmas tree? "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

9th December 2005, 18:09	#8
J_Darnley Forum King Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Belgium, Europe Posts: 3,625	That is great. I saw something similar to that a few years ago near my house. Someone had stuck a santa on the roof but during a gale he was blown down and ended up with electrical cables wrapped around his neck. Winamp ATF Reference — My cPro timer widget — My port of AVS Do NOT email me with general tech support questions.

10th December 2005, 05:49	#10
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	Just wait till they start putting out the Santa-reindeer videos I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

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8th December 2005, 23:21	#2
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Hopefully we wil have another day at work this year where we can dress as Santa. If just one child asks me "are you santa" or something similar, my reply will be "no, i killed him and i am wearing his skin."

8th December 2005, 23:33	#3
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	How'd ya like Ron for a neighbor?. I take it you wouldn't be over there borrowing a wrench from him. Could it be that Rons cheese has slipped off of his cracker a little?. That's a pretty violent display to be hanging on your house.

8th December 2005, 23:37	#4
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I love that shit.

9th December 2005, 02:37	#5
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. I like it.

9th December 2005, 02:49	#6
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,657	Fuck santa, no lube, metal pole.

9th December 2005, 13:05	#7
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Oddly enough when I was managing that restaurant, I wanted to have a dummy hanging as if he got caught up in the Xmas lighting outside the restaurant window. I thought it was more humorous than tasteless. The entire planet is too fucking uptight anymore. /worships Dean Martin (while performing on TV, cocktail in one hand and cigarette in the other)

10th December 2005, 06:17	#11
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Just wait till the reindeer start putting out....on video....with Santa

10th December 2005, 08:37	#12
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	The new hit movie idea for next year "The Passion of Santa".

10th December 2005, 10:09	#13
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	This is so sad. I hope no children saw this man. How tramatic for them. I feel bad that that man could not find anything in his life to keep him going. That he could not find a reason to live.

10th December 2005, 14:28	#14
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Ach, that old bastard slid down one too many chimneys and had it coming. Let's hoist him onto the Forum tree!