Millionaire marries a dolphin!!!

rohan_pwln · 1st January 2006, 12:44

OMFG.... why do the mad people become rich (I suppose it's the rich who become mad):

In a highly unusual wedding, a 41-year-old British millionaire has tied the knot publicly with her 35-year-old sweetheart, a dolphin from the famous Eilat dolphin reef, a media report said.

Sharon Tendler, a British rock concert producer, met the dolphin, Cindy, 15 years ago and developed a liking resulting in two to three annual visits every year to spend some time with her underwater love, daily Yediot Ahronoth reported.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride reportedly said after the wedding.

Following the long romance Tendler last week approached the dolphins trainer, Maya Zilber, with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted and "talked the idea over with the fellow" who apparently consented, the report said.
The thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, on Wednesday walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Tendler was photographed by the daily hugging Cindy, who was escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins. She then whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
Tendler was then tossed into the water by her friends.

Source

JaVS_v2.5 · 1st January 2006, 12:50

How the dolphin wanna pregnant?

That millionaire are stupid than a shit.

Widdykats · 1st January 2006, 13:42

Ya' know I love Flipper as much as the next; but EWWWWWWWWW!

ElChevelle · 1st January 2006, 13:47

Dolphin Lundgren.

Widdykats · 1st January 2006, 13:51

^ Ewwwwwww..I'll sleep with Flipper first..well, maybe!

Nice pun..no, really!

JaVS_v2.5 · 1st January 2006, 13:53

sleep wit both, blaaargh...

Widdykats · 1st January 2006, 13:55

I'm prepared! And Dolph Lungren is just so..so..
Ewwwwwwwww!

JaVS_v2.5 · 1st January 2006, 14:02

I bet you are.

Widdykats · 1st January 2006, 14:04

Thank mew...I think!

JFASI · 3rd January 2006, 01:50

Now, if this was a gay dolphin, and is this was Spain...

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 02:10

^ahahahahahahaha! Teh fun-nay!

randman · 3rd January 2006, 02:14

I'm totally lost on this one and I'm not embarrassed to say so.

LuigiHann · 3rd January 2006, 03:11

If you love that dolphin so much, why don't you marry it?

White Raven · 3rd January 2006, 03:11

Zoophiliac relationships are actually most common amongst dolphins and horses, followed by large breeds of dog.
Dolphins are generally the most sought after, being seen as a sex symbol, as is the stallion horse.

Christ, the crowd I hang out with...

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 09:51

^Yeah, look ashamed! Good ta' see ya, WR aka Alida!

I though of JFASI's response as a combination SAT question, "Quantum Physics " and my first Geometry exam.
They all make that much sense to me.

randman · 3rd January 2006, 11:16

This thread is screaming out for a dancing penguin.

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 12:43

You sick, sick man, you!

Whadya' doin' up so early anyways?

guesswho9 · 3rd January 2006, 13:29

man that is wierd you meant to marry humans anywhy why marry a dophin not like you can kiss it or something else i forget.

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 13:36

Because that person is "Special "!!
Like King Larry!

CaboWaboAddict · 3rd January 2006, 20:57

Lends a whole new meaning to 'tuna taco'!

hgnis · 3rd January 2006, 21:51

Taking mentally disturbed to a new level.

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 21:57

^Yeah! Ain't it great that there is someone in the world who makes us look relatively normal! Normal being "ify" at best!

hgnis · 3rd January 2006, 22:21

I personally enjoy the title of mentally disturbed not being linked to bestiality.

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 22:24

Hey! Good call!

randman · 3rd January 2006, 22:39

I hate it when I find tuna in my dolphin.

Widdykats · 3rd January 2006, 22:57

Go get 'em !

randman · 3rd January 2006, 23:05

Yum! Steak and seafood! A match made in the heavens.

1st January 2006, 12:44	#1
rohan_pwln Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 18 inches from hell Posts: 736	Millionaire marries a dolphin!!! OMFG.... why do the mad people become rich (I suppose it's the rich who become mad): In a highly unusual wedding, a 41-year-old British millionaire has tied the knot publicly with her 35-year-old sweetheart, a dolphin from the famous Eilat dolphin reef, a media report said. Sharon Tendler, a British rock concert producer, met the dolphin, Cindy, 15 years ago and developed a liking resulting in two to three annual visits every year to spend some time with her underwater love, daily Yediot Ahronoth reported. "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride reportedly said after the wedding. Following the long romance Tendler last week approached the dolphins trainer, Maya Zilber, with the extraordinary request. Zilber accepted and "talked the idea over with the fellow" who apparently consented, the report said. The thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, on Wednesday walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water. Tendler was photographed by the daily hugging Cindy, who was escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins. She then whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd. Tendler was then tossed into the water by her friends. Source My MAKI contribs.: STONE My WebSite My Blog My Skins: fnk 32 Rioport v1 Sienna Burning Steel My Saying: Eat healthy, Stay fit... Die Anyway

1st January 2006, 12:50	#2
JaVS_v2.5 Forum King Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seremban 2, Malaysia Posts: 2,717	How the dolphin wanna pregnant? That millionaire are stupid than a shit. Last played [offline]: Lamb of God - Nippon -- JaVS :: h i p o t e s i s

1st January 2006, 13:53	#6
JaVS_v2.5 Forum King Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seremban 2, Malaysia Posts: 2,717	sleep wit both, blaaargh... Last played [offline]: Lamb of God - Nippon -- JaVS :: h i p o t e s i s

1st January 2006, 13:55	#7
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	I'm prepared! And Dolph Lungren is just so..so.. Ewwwwwwwww! Last edited by Widdykats; 18th March 2010 at 20:29.

1st January 2006, 14:02	#8
JaVS_v2.5 Forum King Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seremban 2, Malaysia Posts: 2,717	I bet you are. Last played [offline]: Lamb of God - Nippon -- JaVS :: h i p o t e s i s

1st January 2006, 13:42	#3
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	Ya' know I love Flipper as much as the next; but EWWWWWWWWW!

1st January 2006, 13:47	#4
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	Dolphin Lundgren.

1st January 2006, 13:51	#5
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	^ Ewwwwwww..I'll sleep with Flipper first..well, maybe! Nice pun..no, really!

1st January 2006, 14:04	#9
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	Thank mew...I think!

3rd January 2006, 01:50	#10
JFASI Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: I was hoping you could tell me Posts: 1,350	Now, if this was a gay dolphin, and is this was Spain... Certified Spam Connoisseur.

3rd January 2006, 02:10	#11
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	^ahahahahahahaha! Teh fun-nay!

3rd January 2006, 02:14	#12
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	I'm totally lost on this one and I'm not embarrassed to say so. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

3rd January 2006, 03:11	#13
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,408	If you love that dolphin so much, why don't you marry it? Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

3rd January 2006, 03:11	#14
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	Zoophiliac relationships are actually most common amongst dolphins and horses, followed by large breeds of dog. Dolphins are generally the most sought after, being seen as a sex symbol, as is the stallion horse. Christ, the crowd I hang out with... just as feathery as ever

3rd January 2006, 09:51	#15
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	^Yeah, look ashamed! Good ta' see ya, WR aka Alida! I though of JFASI's response as a combination SAT question, "Quantum Physics " and my first Geometry exam. They all make that much sense to me.

3rd January 2006, 11:16	#16
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	This thread is screaming out for a dancing penguin. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig? Last edited by randman; 3rd January 2006 at 11:31.

3rd January 2006, 12:43	#17
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	You sick, sick man, you! Whadya' doin' up so early anyways?

3rd January 2006, 13:29	#18
guesswho9 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3	man that is wierd you meant to marry humans anywhy why marry a dophin not like you can kiss it or something else i forget.

3rd January 2006, 13:36	#19
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	Because that person is "Special "!! Like King Larry! Last edited by Widdykats; 18th March 2010 at 20:28.

3rd January 2006, 20:57	#20
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,915	Lends a whole new meaning to 'tuna taco'! Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

3rd January 2006, 21:51	#21
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,098	Taking mentally disturbed to a new level. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

3rd January 2006, 21:57	#22
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	^Yeah! Ain't it great that there is someone in the world who makes us look relatively normal! Normal being "ify" at best!

3rd January 2006, 22:21	#23
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,098	I personally enjoy the title of mentally disturbed not being linked to bestiality. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

3rd January 2006, 22:24	#24
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	Hey! Good call!

3rd January 2006, 22:39	#25
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	I hate it when I find tuna in my dolphin. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

3rd January 2006, 22:57	#26
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,580	Go get 'em !

3rd January 2006, 23:05	#27
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	Yum! Steak and seafood! A match made in the heavens. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

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