The Hardware Graveyard (Memorials):

[Cylob]

21 June 2006
Farewell to my 240GB external HD (Freecom), which had its last byte to eat this morning. Thankfully I got everything off before the final moment (YOU LAME ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!).

10 June 2006
Goodbye, my laptop (Sony Viao), which was knocked off the coffee table (just after the England match) and fell 60cm to it's death. 60 FUCKING CM'S!!!!!!!

12 May 2006
And not forgetting my 160GB external HD (Freecom), which befell exactly the same fate as the 240GB.

Makes note not to buy any Freecom or Sony computer products in the future.

As a small consolation, I saved my desktop by removing a piece of rubber that was wedged in the processor fan.