That was the worst haircut ever.

skryingbreath · 21st June 2006, 22:56

So I was bored today and it's been getting hot. I decided to get my hair cut, just a little trim on most parts but I wanted the back cut very short, but the front part of my hair kept long. (At this point my hair is down to my chin.) I go into SuperCuts and tell the lady I want the back cut very short but to generally leave the front how it is. So she goes about her cuttings and all is looking well, when she asks if I want the sides/front layered. I agree, big mistake. Before I know it she takes off five inches of the front. I ask what she's doing and she says layering. At this point I don't give a shit seeing as I've already had a horrible day and this is just one more thing to add on top of it. By the time she's done, the back of my hair is very short, the front of my hair is very short, and the middle is long as fuck, the same length it was when she started. I left there, came home pissed as hell, to screaming babies and noisy obnoxious kids. I yell for them to shut up so my head doesn't implode from the level of noise.

I finally quiet them down enough to get the scissors and start chopping at my already mauled hair. After about thirty minutes of precise self-hair-cutting I got it to where it looks halfway decent.

I still look like a short haired douche. This is why I like keeping my hair long, no dealing with bullshit haircuts.

Too-DAMN-Much · 21st June 2006, 23:19

any pics of the messed up hair?

skryingbreath · 21st June 2006, 23:24

This is after I went at it with scissors. Still pretty fucked up.

I wish I had my long hair back

k_rock923 · 22nd June 2006, 00:05

ouch. that reminds me of the time the stupid bitch took off almost all of my hair. I was extremely pissed that day.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 22nd June 2006, 00:22

Sorry to hear that. At least you didn't sprain your ankle/foot at work, like me.

I used to have longer hair. Not as long as yours, but long enough to give me lots of grief. After years of dealing with it, I finally just had it all cut off. I recently bought myself a ConAir hair trimmer, and now I cut my own hair every week or so. Grade #1 all the way around. So much less hassle.

Hope you get your hair back to the way you want it soon.

Too-DAMN-Much · 22nd June 2006, 01:38

sorry to say it skry, but you look quite comical in that pic, maybe... no stache??

skryingbreath · 22nd June 2006, 01:47

It stays.

I went back at it with scissors about an hour ago and cleaned it up. I think I can live with it for a couple months until it grows back to a length I'm content with.

JFASI · 22nd June 2006, 01:49

I wear my hair short, so I always go to one barber. He's never failed me.

Doggy Dog · 22nd June 2006, 09:09

I've had my hair screwed up by idiots a couple of times. The last time I had my hair cut was one year ago, when my mother cut it in half (to reach slightly above shoulder length from all sides). It actually looked quite good. And before that......oooh...... I didn't cut it for 2 and a half years. Something like that. Even though the last "real" (done by someone trained for that) haircut was quite nice, I've had two completely botched haircuts before that, and I really didn't and don't want to do another one soon. Maybe I'll cut it all this summer though... maybe.

And trust me, you look like a bit of a twat with that 'stache (no offence).

shakey_snake · 22nd June 2006, 10:34

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
It stays.

why? Is the glue permanent?

Always take a picture of what you looked like when you liked your hair.

Be very specific and picky. Be vocal. Chat with whoever is cutting your hair. The more you talk and listen, the better you'll be able to explain to them what you want done with it.

tuckerm · 22nd June 2006, 13:21

My Mom Cuts My Hair.

Evil Lu · 22nd June 2006, 13:39

My kids cut my hair. Luckily I am past caring what I look like. Maybe the dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards style is fashionable?

Mattress · 22nd June 2006, 15:35

go to a decent hair cuttery rather than supercuts.

Hair salons specifically for men are becoming popular.

Also, lose the 'stache.

Schmeet · 22nd June 2006, 17:19

Moustache! Make it a Hitler Skry!

Too-DAMN-Much · 22nd June 2006, 18:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
go to a decent hair cuttery rather than supercuts.

even if you don't have "salon's for men" go to one, you'll usually find supercuts haircuts to be completely inferior once you do.
why, you ask?

1. if you don't like how the person does it, you can simply ask for someone else next time.
2. THEY GET PAID A LOT MORE.

and lastly, your biggest fear should not be what your peers think...

just hope you don't get hit on by the obligatory gay guy.

skryingbreath · 22nd June 2006, 19:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
Also, lose the 'stache.

Fuck that, I wear it because most people don't wear them.

And it gives me an excuse to say "Who wants a moustache ride?" It also gives me a chance to get fists in faces, as well as pepper spray in my eyes.

Quote:

Originally posted by Schmeet
Moustache! Make it a Hitler Skry!

roxanne916 · 23rd June 2006, 02:33

Skry, it does not look that bad. My worst hair cut was going to a friend of my mother's house. She pulled my hair back into a ponytail and cut above the ponytail holder. Went from hair down to my knees to looking like a Marine in 2 minutes. <shudders at the memory>

skryingbreath · 23rd June 2006, 05:16

That sounds horrible.

One good thing about getting long hair cut: It takes minutes off washing it/letting it dry, and it isn't as heavy/hot.

Fickle · 25th June 2006, 22:30

same exact thing happened to me yesterday. Somehow she gave me a mullet and thought I'd like it. I'm this close to burning it all off.

shakey_snake · 26th June 2006, 06:55

LOL. One pic and the consensus is:
You're hair's not so bad; your caterpillar lip is atrocious.

It's not that having a 'stache would be bad, but the fact hat you can't grow one is. You look like Adam Morrison.

I'm really just trying to help you out here man.

skryingbreath · 26th June 2006, 07:00

Or I could just keep my appearance how I like it. Amazing concept, I know.

Too-DAMN-Much · 26th June 2006, 19:59

must be his first pubes...
sry skry

skryingbreath · 26th June 2006, 20:23

You got me there

mysterious_w · 27th June 2006, 19:17

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
I still look like a short haired douche.

Oi, crew cuts ftw. And adding my support for getting a godamn shave.

Psythik · 29th June 2006, 06:53

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
This is after I went at it with scissors. Still pretty fucked up.
[Image]
I wish I had my long hair back

No offense, but I think you'd look better with even shorter hair (like half an inch long from the top). But then again, that's just my opinion.

k_rock923 · 29th June 2006, 21:03

I take my long hair to women's hair cutting places. They usually do a decent job.

PAK-9 · 30th June 2006, 09:40

Lookin' slick there pedro

Bilbo Baggins · 30th June 2006, 21:58

I had my hair done today, and I have decided that I don't want a mohawk anymore.

shakey_snake · 1st July 2006, 05:01

Quote:

Originally posted by shakey_snake
You look like Adam Morrison.

Proof.

21st June 2006, 23:19	#2
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	Re: That was the worst haircut ever. any pics of the messed up hair? I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

22nd June 2006, 00:05	#4
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	ouch. that reminds me of the time the stupid bitch took off almost all of my hair. I was extremely pissed that day. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

22nd June 2006, 01:38	#6
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	sorry to say it skry, but you look quite comical in that pic, maybe... no stache?? I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

22nd June 2006, 01:49	#8
JFASI Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: I was hoping you could tell me Posts: 1,350	I wear my hair short, so I always go to one barber. He's never failed me. Certified Spam Connoisseur.

22nd June 2006, 09:09	#9
Doggy Dog Canis Sapiens (Reviewer) Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Split, Croatia Posts: 1,828	I've had my hair screwed up by idiots a couple of times. The last time I had my hair cut was one year ago, when my mother cut it in half (to reach slightly above shoulder length from all sides). It actually looked quite good. And before that......oooh...... I didn't cut it for 2 and a half years. Something like that. Even though the last "real" (done by someone trained for that) haircut was quite nice, I've had two completely botched haircuts before that, and I really didn't and don't want to do another one soon. Maybe I'll cut it all this summer though... maybe. And trust me, you look like a bit of a twat with that 'stache (no offence). My latest pack (old): http://www.winamp.com/plugins/details.php?id=134260 My latest skin: A Skin ? v1.0: http://www.winamp.com/skins/details.php?id=135874

21st June 2006, 22:56	#1
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	That was the worst haircut ever. So I was bored today and it's been getting hot. I decided to get my hair cut, just a little trim on most parts but I wanted the back cut very short, but the front part of my hair kept long. (At this point my hair is down to my chin.) I go into SuperCuts and tell the lady I want the back cut very short but to generally leave the front how it is. So she goes about her cuttings and all is looking well, when she asks if I want the sides/front layered. I agree, big mistake. Before I know it she takes off five inches of the front. I ask what she's doing and she says layering. At this point I don't give a shit seeing as I've already had a horrible day and this is just one more thing to add on top of it. By the time she's done, the back of my hair is very short, the front of my hair is very short, and the middle is long as fuck, the same length it was when she started. I left there, came home pissed as hell, to screaming babies and noisy obnoxious kids. I yell for them to shut up so my head doesn't implode from the level of noise. I finally quiet them down enough to get the scissors and start chopping at my already mauled hair. After about thirty minutes of precise self-hair-cutting I got it to where it looks halfway decent. I still look like a short haired douche. This is why I like keeping my hair long, no dealing with bullshit haircuts.

21st June 2006, 23:24	#3
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	This is after I went at it with scissors. Still pretty fucked up. I wish I had my long hair back

22nd June 2006, 00:22	#5
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Sorry to hear that. At least you didn't sprain your ankle/foot at work, like me. I used to have longer hair. Not as long as yours, but long enough to give me lots of grief. After years of dealing with it, I finally just had it all cut off. I recently bought myself a ConAir hair trimmer, and now I cut my own hair every week or so. Grade #1 all the way around. So much less hassle. Hope you get your hair back to the way you want it soon.

22nd June 2006, 01:47	#7
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	It stays. I went back at it with scissors about an hour ago and cleaned it up. I think I can live with it for a couple months until it grows back to a length I'm content with.

22nd June 2006, 13:21	#11
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,347	My Mom Cuts My Hair.

22nd June 2006, 13:39	#12
Evil Lu Forum Maitresse Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm hiding under your bed Posts: 2,974	My kids cut my hair. Luckily I am past caring what I look like. Maybe the dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards style is fashionable?

22nd June 2006, 15:35	#13
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	go to a decent hair cuttery rather than supercuts. Hair salons specifically for men are becoming popular. Also, lose the 'stache. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

22nd June 2006, 17:19	#14
Schmeet Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The timid west Posts: 1,453	Moustache! Make it a Hitler Skry!

23rd June 2006, 02:33	#17
roxanne916 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: florida Posts: 51	Skry, it does not look that bad. My worst hair cut was going to a friend of my mother's house. She pulled my hair back into a ponytail and cut above the ponytail holder. Went from hair down to my knees to looking like a Marine in 2 minutes. <shudders at the memory>

23rd June 2006, 05:16	#18
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	That sounds horrible. One good thing about getting long hair cut: It takes minutes off washing it/letting it dry, and it isn't as heavy/hot.

25th June 2006, 22:30	#19
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,504	same exact thing happened to me yesterday. Somehow she gave me a mullet and thought I'd like it. I'm this close to burning it all off. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

26th June 2006, 06:55	#20
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,329	LOL. One pic and the consensus is: You're hair's not so bad; your caterpillar lip is atrocious. It's not that having a 'stache would be bad, but the fact hat you can't grow one is. You look like Adam Morrison. I'm really just trying to help you out here man. elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

26th June 2006, 07:00	#21
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	Or I could just keep my appearance how I like it. Amazing concept, I know.

26th June 2006, 19:59	#22
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	must be his first pubes... sry skry I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

26th June 2006, 20:23	#23
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	You got me there

29th June 2006, 21:03	#26
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	I take my long hair to women's hair cutting places. They usually do a decent job. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

30th June 2006, 09:40	#27
PAK-9 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 1,374	Lookin' slick there pedro http://PAK-9.deviantart.com ...innit

30th June 2006, 21:58	#28
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	I had my hair done today, and I have decided that I don't want a mohawk anymore.

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