Amazon selling...milk?

[Phyltre]

This one's good for a few minutes of comedy. Amazon.com has started selling milk, and this has sparked an endless supply of hilarious product reviews. My favorites:

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk.
However little known the feelings or views, or lactose intolerance of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful owner of some one or other of their gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk."

"At first I was struck with despair when my cat got into my gallon of Tuscan whole milk, but what was once consternation quickly turned to joy as seconds later my cat became Halle Berry dressed in a black leather cat outfit. I cannot thank the creators of Tuscan whole milk and Gristedes Supermarkets of New York for the limitless pleasure which ensued."