F*CKING COMPUTER& dad

X13ZO0 · 14th September 2006, 20:19

MY COMPUTER BRAKES ALL THE MOTHER F*CKING TIME WHEN I OPEN PAINT "ERROR I AM RETARDED UNABLE TO LOAD APP"(prolly a virus) I got a error once that said "UNABLE TO LOAD WINDOWS" when i turned on my old comp but ofcourse i tell my dad about the error and he leaves not saying anything i go to the bathroom come back and hes in the room shouting "ERROR THIS!!!, B*TCH" while hammering in my moniter and PC and im like "WTF I PAID FOR THAT!!!!!?!?!"and hes like i dont want you playing on this peice of sh*t anymore! only once in a while.
I also got a error that said:

____________________________________________
|------ERROR-----SYSTEM-FAILURE--------------|
|____________________________________________|
|--------------------------------------------|
|----ERROR YOU ARE TOO FAT-------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|-----________-------________----________----|
|----|EAT CAKE|-----|DIET----|--|LIPO----|---|
|----|________|-----|________|--|SUCTION |---|
|--------------------------------------------|
|____________________________________________|

another virus i think
How am i gonna play 'once in a while with this pile of rubble???'

hes such a duesch

fastingaciu · 14th September 2006, 20:25

You're dad seems to be such a nice guy. So did he buy you a new one?

X13ZO0 · 14th September 2006, 20:26

no i stole my bro's piece of sh*t of a comp

fastingaciu · 14th September 2006, 20:28

How the hell do you get this kind of viruses? I never got one like that.

Do you download stuff often?

Warrior of the Light · 14th September 2006, 21:02

Nothing a good reformat won't solve.

With so much junk on it, simply updating your backups and re-installing windows is the fastest solution.

mikm · 14th September 2006, 21:18

PEBKAC

tuckerm · 14th September 2006, 21:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Warrior of the Light
Nothing a good reformat won't solve.

With so much junk on it, simply updating your backups and re-installing windows is the fastest solution.

zootm · 14th September 2006, 21:59

Quote:

Originally posted by mikm
PEBKAC

siebe83 · 14th September 2006, 22:13

Some serious problems there dude.

ElChevelle · 15th September 2006, 01:18

I think the problem may be beyond PEBKAC.
Maybe some DAD-BKAC

fastingaciu · 15th September 2006, 01:51

Maybe Dowloaded Porn, music or movies through torrents-BKAC

dlichterman · 15th September 2006, 02:30

I think this is an ID-10-T error

skryingbreath · 15th September 2006, 03:13

Quote:

Originally posted by fastingaciu
Maybe Dowloaded Porn

You can download pron?!? Uhmm, guys? When were you going to tell me this?

Phyltre · 15th September 2006, 03:50

If you're being serious, you need a live feed from your house. You could probably make a living from the adsense income as people rolled on the floor laughing watching you/your family.

Evil Lu · 15th September 2006, 04:11

Some people shouldn't be allowed computers. Ever.

Warrior of the Light · 15th September 2006, 12:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Phyltre
If you're being serious, you need a live feed from your house. You could probably make a living from the adsense income as people rolled on the floor laughing watching you/your family.

don't forget to get an exchange student

mikm · 15th September 2006, 13:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Warrior of the Light
don't forget to get a hot naked exchange student

k_rock923 · 15th September 2006, 18:09

*sigh*

sincraft · 16th September 2006, 03:47

ID 10 T error

I am sofa king we tar did.

X13ZO0 · 22nd September 2006, 01:13

so what do i say?

and im sorta new here and whats PEBKAC

alex_gamer · 22nd September 2006, 02:57

Quote:

Originally posted by X13ZO0
whats PEBKAC

it stands for Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

mikm · 22nd September 2006, 03:02

Just fucking google it

14th September 2006, 20:19	#1
X13ZO0 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 23	*FCKING COMPUTER& dad** MY COMPUTER BRAKES ALL THE MOTHER FCKING TIME WHEN I OPEN PAINT "ERROR I AM RETARDED UNABLE TO LOAD APP"(prolly a virus) I got a error once that said "UNABLE TO LOAD WINDOWS" when i turned on my old comp but ofcourse i tell my dad about the error and he leaves not saying anything i go to the bathroom come back and hes in the room shouting "ERROR THIS!!!, BTCH" while hammering in my moniter and PC and im like "WTF I PAID FOR THAT!!!!!?!?!"and hes like i dont want you playing on this peice of sh*t anymore! only once in a while. I also got a error that said: ____________________________________________ \|------ERROR-----SYSTEM-FAILURE--------------\| \|____________________________________________\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|----ERROR YOU ARE TOO FAT-------------------\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|-----________-------________----________----\| \|----\|EAT CAKE\|-----\|DIET----\|--\|LIPO----\|---\| \|----\|________\|-----\|________\|--\|SUCTION \|---\| \|--------------------------------------------\| \|____________________________________________\| another virus i think How am i gonna play 'once in a while with this pile of rubble???' hes such a duesch

14th September 2006, 20:25	#2
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	You're dad seems to be such a nice guy. So did he buy you a new one? Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach.

14th September 2006, 20:28	#4
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	How the hell do you get this kind of viruses? I never got one like that. Do you download stuff often? Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach.

14th September 2006, 21:02	#5
Warrior of the Light Fοrum King (AVS Reviewer) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,783	Nothing a good reformat won't solve. With so much junk on it, simply updating your backups and re-installing windows is the fastest solution. Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

14th September 2006, 21:18	#6
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 2001:4978:20f::/48 Posts: 1,244	PEBKAC powered by Câ‚‚Hâ‚…OH \| eff \| aclu

14th September 2006, 20:26	#3
X13ZO0 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 23	no i stole my bro's piece of sh*t of a comp

14th September 2006, 22:13	#9
siebe83 Forum King Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9,222	Some serious problems there dude. Good Winamp plugins by Joonas, DrO and shaneh. If you're bored go here or, if the boredom is more serious, here.

15th September 2006, 01:18	#10
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	I think the problem may be beyond PEBKAC. Maybe some DAD-BKAC

15th September 2006, 01:51	#11
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	Maybe Dowloaded Porn, music or movies through torrents-BKAC Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach.

15th September 2006, 02:30	#12
dlichterman Forum King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Where Hell Froze Over Posts: 2,468	I think this is an ID-10-T error Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.--If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0--Guess the band from pics game

15th September 2006, 03:50	#14
Phyltre Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Freefall Posts: 2,751	If you're being serious, you need a live feed from your house. You could probably make a living from the adsense income as people rolled on the floor laughing watching you/your family.

15th September 2006, 04:11	#15
Evil Lu Forum Maitresse Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm hiding under your bed Posts: 2,974	Some people shouldn't be allowed computers. Ever.

15th September 2006, 18:09	#18
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	sigh Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

16th September 2006, 03:47	#19
sincraft Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3	ID 10 T error I am sofa king we tar did.

22nd September 2006, 01:13	#20
X13ZO0 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 23	so what do i say? and im sorta new here and whats PEBKAC

22nd September 2006, 03:02	#22
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 2001:4978:20f::/48 Posts: 1,244	Just fucking google it powered by Câ‚‚Hâ‚…OH \| eff \| aclu

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