Haiku - Page 10

Obedo · 29th April 2005, 01:42

Damn, how about now
I fix my boo boo, boo hoo

You still suck loser

deathazre · 29th April 2005, 01:48

You have not yet fixed
All of your counting mistakes
There are still two left

Obedo · 29th April 2005, 01:55

To Hell with it Guy
I'm tired of this shit, dude.
You still suck loser

LuigiHann · 29th April 2005, 04:38

HAHAHAHAHA
Obedo can't count to five.
That sounds about right

Obedo · 29th April 2005, 04:41

Fuck you guys; suck dick.
poke each others asses with sticks
Get off like Homos

izchan · 29th April 2005, 06:22

as naive as I
I too see the path of pain
anakin is lost

LuigiHann · 29th April 2005, 17:48

All six Star Warses
Know how many hours* that is?
Thirteen and a half.
(*for the purpose of this haiku, hours is one syllable)

ElChevelle · 27th September 2005, 14:54

Above examples
show more reasons for banning
a now banned member.

Nine thirty work start,
no motivation today.
Damn, I hate my job!

S-uper_T-oast · 28th September 2005, 00:20

I love you elchev
you make my crotch very moist
will you sleep with me?

ElChevelle · 28th September 2005, 02:14

The only reason
for your moist crotch just might be
a bladder problem

rockouthippie · 28th September 2005, 08:33

If you screw with Chev
Thought you think it art to thee
It's banned you will be

ElChevelle · 28th September 2005, 12:27

Tis the art of ban
and it's thrill that keeps someone
like me in the game

mysterious_w · 28th September 2005, 13:15

At home all alone
Bugger all to do or see
Really fucking bored

griffinn · 26th September 2006, 09:14

The clock ticks slowly;
Far too slowly than I'd like.
TICK FASTER, DAMNED CLOCK!

ElChevelle · 26th September 2006, 11:18

Joy comes over me
as I read a post by a
leetlonglost member

mysterious_w · 26th September 2006, 15:45

Almost one whole year
Has this thread remained silent.
God my post was shit.

dlichterman · 26th September 2006, 17:24

Oh my god this sucks
Why have people not posted
We will need more posts

Warrior of the Light · 26th September 2006, 17:26

A year has gone by
this thread was supposed to die
but lives in glory

randman · 26th September 2006, 19:08

My tube steak brings all
The girls to the yard and they're
Like, it's better than...

JFASI · 26th September 2006, 20:27

This thread looks like fun
I wonder can I trash it
And if it's worth it...

Omit Name · 27th September 2006, 02:01

dancing here and there
his avatar flails wild
griffin has appeared

s1138 · 27th September 2006, 04:36

not here for a while
sneaky posting in this thread
wonder who sees me

mikm · 27th September 2006, 04:41

holy fucking shit
have not seen you in a while
so how have you been?

s1138 · 27th September 2006, 05:15

been doing darn fine
i could just not keep away
maybe i will stay

Omit Name · 27th September 2006, 17:01

the haikus have you
people can not stay away
yay now its plus two

Psythik · 29th September 2006, 07:13

I cannot believe
that this is the first haiku
I post in this thread.

Thunder Pussy · 29th September 2006, 07:33

Putting "emergence"
back into "emergency,"
hurriedly walking.

mysterious_w · 29th September 2006, 07:37

Was that a fart joke?
Far too sophiscated
For toliet humour

Thunder Pussy · 29th September 2006, 07:56

Yeah I smell it too
don't know where it's coming from.
Talk to you later.

JFASI · 29th September 2006, 20:51

Look at omit name
He doesn't smell it at all
I think he's guilty

Warrior of the Light · 29th September 2006, 22:17

these jokes about farts
are only funny when you
can really smell them

farting in a full
elevator is funny
but this really blows

I want to begin
a new topic but I can't
think of anything

Twilightseer · 11th October 2006, 15:27

never argue with
a woman for you will be
wrong in any case

ujay · 11th October 2006, 15:42

Soft rain is falling
On the house of Frank Lloyd Wright.
Get out the buckets.

UJ

ElChevelle · 11th October 2006, 16:44

Quote:

Originally posted by Twilightseer
never argue with
a woman for you will be
wrong in any case

If you boldly go
where no man should, prepare to
sleep outside with dog.

!!!!unlem!!!! · 30th October 2006, 20:35

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Fight club

will · 30th October 2006, 20:42

Your name is all I
know about you and it
makes me want to hurl

Exclamation points
Should not be over-used, no!
Change it to please me.

ElChevelle · 30th October 2006, 21:58

You also suck ass
in the haiku department.
Attempt no longer!

!!!!unlem!!!! · 30th October 2006, 22:05

The summer river:
although there is a bridge, my horse
goes through the water.

ElChevelle · 30th October 2006, 23:40

Teh member, teh banned!
Those who abuse posting rules
and post pump like crazy.

xzxzzx · 31st October 2006, 13:30

A distant longing.
Seperate, our love has died.
Try, try, try again.

29th April 2005, 04:38	#364
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	HAHAHAHAHA Obedo can't count to five. That sounds about right Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

29th April 2005, 06:22	#366
izchan Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Malaysia Posts: 1,503	as naive as I I too see the path of pain anakin is lost Sometimes it is just being me that counts By: izchan

29th April 2005, 17:48	#367
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	All six Star Warses Know how many hours* that is? Thirteen and a half. (*for the purpose of this haiku, hours is one syllable) Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

26th September 2006, 09:14	#374
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	Written while there were 10 minutes left till end of working day The clock ticks slowly; Far too slowly than I'd like. TICK FASTER, DAMNED CLOCK! The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

26th September 2006, 17:24	#377
dlichterman Forum King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Where Hell Froze Over Posts: 2,466	Oh my god this sucks Why have people not posted We will need more posts Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.--If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0--Guess the band from pics game

29th April 2005, 01:42	#361
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	Damn, how about now I fix my boo boo, boo hoo You still suck loser

29th April 2005, 01:48	#362
deathazre Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: behind the wheel of a Cat service truck Posts: 1,847	You have not yet fixed All of your counting mistakes There are still two left

29th April 2005, 01:55	#363
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	To Hell with it Guy I'm tired of this shit, dude. You still suck loser

29th April 2005, 04:41	#365
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	Fuck you guys; suck dick. poke each others asses with sticks Get off like Homos

27th September 2005, 14:54	#368
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Above examples show more reasons for banning a now banned member. Nine thirty work start, no motivation today. Damn, I hate my job!

28th September 2005, 00:20	#369
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,657	I love you elchev you make my crotch very moist will you sleep with me?

28th September 2005, 02:14	#370
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	The only reason for your moist crotch just might be a bladder problem

28th September 2005, 08:33	#371
rockouthippie Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 11,002	If you screw with Chev Thought you think it art to thee It's banned you will be

28th September 2005, 12:27	#372
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Tis the art of ban and it's thrill that keeps someone like me in the game

28th September 2005, 13:15	#373
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	At home all alone Bugger all to do or see Really fucking bored

26th September 2006, 11:18	#375
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Joy comes over me as I read a post by a leetlonglost member

26th September 2006, 15:45	#376
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	Almost one whole year Has this thread remained silent. God my post was shit.

26th September 2006, 17:26	#378
Warrior of the Light Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,121	A year has gone by this thread was supposed to die but lives in glory Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

26th September 2006, 19:08	#379
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	My tube steak brings all The girls to the yard and they're Like, it's better than... I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

26th September 2006, 20:27	#380
JFASI Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: I was hoping you could tell me Posts: 1,350	This thread looks like fun I wonder can I trash it And if it's worth it... Certified Spam Connoisseur.

27th September 2006, 02:01	#381
Omit Name mostly harmless Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,809	dancing here and there his avatar flails wild griffin has appeared

27th September 2006, 04:36	#382
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	not here for a while sneaky posting in this thread wonder who sees me

27th September 2006, 04:41	#383
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,286	holy fucking shit have not seen you in a while so how have you been? powered by C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

27th September 2006, 05:15	#384
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	been doing darn fine i could just not keep away maybe i will stay

27th September 2006, 17:01	#385
Omit Name mostly harmless Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,809	the haikus have you people can not stay away yay now its plus two

29th September 2006, 07:13	#386
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	I cannot believe that this is the first haiku I post in this thread. This is a sig of some nature.

29th September 2006, 07:33	#387
Thunder Pussy Feed me a stray dog (Major Dude) Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,122	Putting "emergence" back into "emergency," hurriedly walking.

29th September 2006, 07:37	#388
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	Was that a fart joke? Far too sophiscated For toliet humour

29th September 2006, 07:56	#389
Thunder Pussy Feed me a stray dog (Major Dude) Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,122	Yeah I smell it too don't know where it's coming from. Talk to you later.

29th September 2006, 20:51	#390
JFASI Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: I was hoping you could tell me Posts: 1,350	Look at omit name He doesn't smell it at all I think he's guilty Certified Spam Connoisseur.

29th September 2006, 22:17	#391
Warrior of the Light Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,121	these jokes about farts are only funny when you can really smell them farting in a full elevator is funny but this really blows I want to begin a new topic but I can't think of anything Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

11th October 2006, 15:27	#392
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	never argue with a woman for you will be wrong in any case

11th October 2006, 15:42	#393
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 6,072	Soft rain is falling On the house of Frank Lloyd Wright. Get out the buckets. UJ

30th October 2006, 20:35	#395
!!!!unlem!!!! Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 55	Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave Fight club

30th October 2006, 20:42	#396
will Nullsoft Newbie (Moderator) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 5,569	Your name is all I know about you and it makes me want to hurl Exclamation points Should not be over-used, no! Change it to please me. DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS