What is breaking news, what isn't?

[mrd00d]

Since I apparently don't get what 'Breaking News' is, maybe some of you can lighten me.

Im my book news about a 4 legged duck is interesting. In others eyes, it's shit.

I hate microshaft vs put name here threads.
I also couldn't care less about Van Halen.

I also think Bitchney Spears is a newswhore and would eat dogshit to get in the news.

Lemme hear your thoughts people.

Is a peanut butter re-call/samonella outbreak 'Breaking News' or does it have to have a 'nerd spin' to it?

Does international news about a mall shooting fall short of being 'breaking news' even if London's BBC reports it?

Tear it up.