Why Men Like Boobs!

[swingdjted]

that was fast

[Psythik]

What puzzles me more is what you're doing on the internet at 3:33 in the morning.

[swingdjted]

video editing/splicing for a friend and renaming image files for myself

this is the first summer that I haven't had a steady day job between school year teaching so I've pretty much turned nocturnal

just me, some good music, a couple side projects, and peaceful tranquility

not bad really

[Widdykats]

I didn't care the "ninners" were here. I would care if the Winamp Team(reg. Trademark Thingy) allowed bare breasteseses and other female stuff , but wouldn't allowed male nudies! ('cept male nudes really don't do me)

[kingo'mountain]

omg... widdy... youre not serious i hope!!!

on the other hand, seeing that dangly snake covered in pubes and coconuts can be a creepy sight due to the "in your face" form that god meant us to have, (believe me, when i shower, i tend not to even look unless i have to "open the faucet" right in the middle), but then again, i dont know why i'm attracted to transsexuals knowing i am perfectly hetero (look at my pr0n folders)... its a complication we've yet to figure out, i mean, why dogs fuck bitches and a minute later turn on their own kind?

[Widdykats]

^AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahehehehehehe ahhh *whew*

[kingo'mountain]

a moderator might as well turn my CT into major dud or something

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Ok.

[drsim]

they carry some kind of magnetic field that pull mens towards them,,

[mike-db]

What???

[rockouthippie]

Originally Posted by kingo'mountain

"in your face" form that god meant us to have

Red Dwarf had an episode where they described this as "the last chicken in the shop".

[Stewiacker]

men need respect. i dont like having men stare at my butt or my boobs. i dont go around asking them to drop their pants.

[Widdykats]

I sorta' do!

[kingo'mountain]

let me explain something to you ladies, we men have no control of our eyes, if we look at women, our eyes tend to wander, we look at the other gender to look for a mate, it's a quality humans naturally have and will always have

when i see women infront of me, i will have a quick look at their boobs and butt, i admit a dirty thought will cross my mind, but i never act on the thought, i do my manly practices alone at home, that keeps me at bay, plus i'm shy and closed in person, so even if i had an urge and i was locked in a room full of women, i'd close my eyes and pray, not kidding

[mike-db]

Originally Posted by Widdykats

I sorta' do!

My kinda girl.

[Warrior of the Light]

Originally Posted by Stewiacker

men need respect. i dont like having men stare at my butt or my boobs. i dont go around asking them to drop their pants.

please note the difference between looking at and staring. Staring is impolite and invading, I agree. But that's not what this thread is about. It's about why we like boobs.

For me it's like art. We all like to look at a beautiful photograph or a painting. One could argue that it's just ink or paint on paper or canvas. We look at it because we admire what we see.

[Widdykats]

^ That's very true. Some men leer and some guys look. When they stop looking I'm having a full body lift. What?

[QOAL]

Just rent one of these, Widdy!

Or a cherry picker, the machine not a person.

Also, to be fair, if we had breasts like a woman on our body, we probably wouldn't check them out as much.

[Widdykats]

I'm too small to need that, but thank mew anyway. Mabe a full body-suit "Spanx". Like these
http://www.spanx.com/family/index.js...396&cp=2992553. Comfortable? Hell, no!!! Look slim? Hell, yes! (notice they are on Models that weigh a buck)

[swingdjted]

Why should gals get upset if guys look at their chests? I could care less if a gal looked in my covered areas. I might be confused at first, but then I'd likely shrug it off and go about my business. It's not like it's hurting anyone.

[kingo'mountain]

some people see it as invasion of privacy, some even go as far as sexual harassment, some people like to be looked at, some don't really care, and some just hate it.... depends on the victim really.

if a girl stared at my junk (between me and you, nothing really to look at), i'd get nervous, but in the back of my mind i'd go "hey, she looked, yay"

[edit] what if a man looks at your junk, ted? and same question to you ladies, what if another woman looks at your boobs? it seems to me girls have some sort of brotherhood when it comes to each other's bodies, like, if another woman complimented you on your body, it wouldn't sound like a sexual harassment, while men really avoid doing that.

[Widdykats]

Originally Posted by swingdjted

Why should gals get upset if guys look at their chests? I could care less if a gal looked in my covered areas. I might be confused at first, but then I'd likely shrug it off and go about my business. It's not like it's hurting anyone.

It can feel threatening. Or just creepy. There really is a difference between "looking" and going all "Laser Beam" Stare.

[ElChevelle]

Originally Posted by Stewiacker

men need respect. i dont like having men stare at my butt or my boobs. i dont go around asking them to drop their pants.

Don't leave the house then.

Honestly, women don't know when I stare. I'm very discreet and stealthy until the cops pick me up stalking you

[Widdykats]

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You train Code-Boy?

[Warrior of the Light]

Originally Posted by kingo'mountain

[...]what if a man looks at your junk[...]

Good question.
I don't mind. It's a bodypart. Think about it: In theory it's not much different than looking at someone's nose. It's an extension that's filled with fluid... I don't care if someone looks at my nose either.

But that's different! Yes of course it's different. But that only depends on your emotions.
If someone keeps staring at my goods I'd simply ask what's up with it, and if he's interested in me I'd explain to him that I'm not gay - and if it's a woman that I'm not interested in her.

[edit]
staring is for newbs:

[Widdykats]

Now, see, if Chev doesn't already have one of those..he'll make one...

[ElChevelle]

THAT IS AWESOME ! ! ! !
Too bad the DVR is so high dollar

However, that did lead me to using the same setup with a micro cassette recorder to capture audio. I'm always curious what awesome things are said about me behind my back

[swingdjted]

If a dude wants to stare at my junk, I really don't care, so long as it doesn't interrupt whatever I'm trying to get done at the time. Same goes for women. I have too many other things to worry about and react to, to the point where caring whether or not someone is looking at my parts is pretty damn far down on my priority list.

Btw...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/techies/c521/

[ElChevelle]

Originally Posted by swingdjted

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/techies/c521/

"OUT OF STOCK"

The cool thing about boobies is that they are mere fat yet aren't considered widely unhealthy.

[Widdykats]

Don't you have a double date to "Go -Cart" with Wilson at a new track?

[beargy]

this is a great discussion, haha

I'm a little late to the game but my take is that guys like boobs because they are there ... I even think guys like moobs whether they are gay or not ... there is just something about boobs that gets us going

[kingo'mountain]

looking at porn excites me less and less, i'm as turned on by boobs as i watching paint dry, it's not a hormone\age thing, it just bores me now, like... i have to try hard to even get it up, it functions fine, i just believe my brain is the turned off party in this

[Scar Da Kookee]

prolly cus it's not a live booby :P

[blink-182]

Originally Posted by dlinkwit27

We are prone to like large round things.

what about chicks with tiny boobs? some people like them