Old 9th February 2012, 01:56   #1
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mother trucker!!!!

That's what I do. You see me rollin...they be hatin! You see a redhead in a 2012 freight liner, feel free to flash!

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Old 9th February 2012, 04:27   #2
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Nice pixie, next time I see a redhead truckin' I'll be sure to flash.

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Old 9th February 2012, 05:03   #3
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Old 9th February 2012, 14:35   #5
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I used to do a bit of lorry driving pixie, but not artics, which is what I guess you're talking about.
In the UK it is traditional to letch out the window and bang on the side of the door whenever you pass a fit looking redhead, How does it work the other way around

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Old 9th February 2012, 15:24   #6
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I want my title to be mother trucker.

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Old 9th February 2012, 21:20   #7
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Old 9th February 2012, 22:54   #8
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How do you rate a new truck? I never got a new truck. I mostly got an old piece of shit hauling car batteries. It paid good and I was home every weekend. Sleeper usually smelt like burned dog hair. Trucking isn't for me.

I guess if I had no other choice. I don't really like driving. If it's more than 300 miles, I take a plane. My days of road tripping to Sturgis are done. Too many miles. Too many close calls.
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Old 10th February 2012, 02:06   #9
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I love it! I've been flashed by more woman than you can imagine. I like the newer trucks,but ill take a kw anyday. I drive about 3000 miles a week, don't have a home and no bills. Ahhh! I love to drive.

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i always thought an addiction to crystal meth was mandatory to make a lot of truckers routes on time.

anyway, glad you're having fun with your job.

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Old 10th February 2012, 05:01   #11
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i always thought an addiction to crystal meth was mandatory to make a lot of truckers routes on time.
Well... Seeing as the logs can't be lied in anymore.... And with most newer trucks having big brother watching... Yeah, that's the best way to simply sum it up.

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Old 10th February 2012, 08:15   #12
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My cousin got killed by a meth'ed out trucker who ran over him. That doesn't happen too often, but it does happen.

From what I understand, the "big brother" methods of late make matters worse instead of better.
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With them black boxes truckers movements are constantly watched. I think that's really silly. Sure some of them deviate off course but who cares how they get from point A to B? just as long as they make it there in time.

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I used to do real high value work, an average load could be £20 million, so we always moved with mobile phones and trackers right from the early days.
Our dispatcher was pretty flexible though as long as you didn't take the piss, and there was also a culture of leaving it to the drivers judgement - that helped.
This is delivery and installation work though, so quite different from general trunking which is where the real pressure is.

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the fact that the boss could follow every move is why i give up driving a truck.

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Nice pixie, next time I see a redhead I'll be sure to flash.
Fixed.

I feel that the constant watch is close to a breach of privacy.

"Why did you stop at 12:30 AM along highway 1?"
"Uhh... I had to... You know... Drain the main vein?"

I'm not fully educated on this matter but from what I've heard this is how I imagine it.
But I know that I would not feel comfortable with telling my dispatcher/boss on every move I made, every piss break, every hooker I picked up. It's just ludicrous.

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I did haul TV sets for a while. Those were expensive loads. Back in those days, no GPS, no cell phone. The great outdoors could get a little spooky. It wasn't super uncommon to get jacked.

I would not stop for unmarked police cars. That pissed the cops off sometimes, but I think they understood.

A GPS tracker sounds pretty good when you're hauling million dollar loads and I'd be pretty happy about a dispatcher checking on me to make sure I was just taking a whiz and not jacked.

I had a BFG, but let's face it. If somebody wants your load, they'll get it. I don't think they put all this tracking stuff in to spy on drivers, although it might feel that way.

I'd also be happy about being a lesser target. Stealing a truck that phones home isn't as attractive.

One thing I thought was really stupid. The signage for the electronics retailer was all over the truck.... "Steal me.... I'm full of expensive TV's and stereo equipment".

Even if I had a motel room, I usually ended up sleeping in the sleeper.

Nobody ever seemed to want a couple trailers of car batteries. It was one less thing to worry about.... and you could sleep in a real bed every night. Because it needed the hazmat endorsement, it also paid better.

If I were you guys and wanted to be trucking. Find a place where they are doing a bunch of excavation. The last big one here was Portlands light rail. Buy a dump truck and a trailer. $20,000 should cover a u-fix unit.

Mostly on deals like this, you can haul rock at will. They'll pay you by the yard. You could easily come out $100,000 to the good in a year. Here it was a 20 mile run down the freeway and rural roads to the rock company. Home every night. Work if you feel like it. Well... that's in keeping with a good work ethic....

Good money if you keep your overhead low.

Trucking is just something I could never do long term. I get really burned out on it.
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I haul reefer shit. Right now I'm in Ohio...frozen tundra..and I'm empty.

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I'm in Colorado now.... Then Kansas.

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According to the news, you should be in some pretty bad weather through wednesday... bummer..
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Uh where ya' headin' to, Mother Trucker?
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i thought this thread was about http://www.channel4.com/programmes/mothertruckers when i first saw the title (dunno how well it'll show to non-uk people).

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Dro... Give me my title or ill post porn to your Facebook.

Widdy, I'm in topeka,then Texas,Oklahoma,the Utah.

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Tried to take care of this for you.

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all done now, had missed the post at the start of the thread asking about it

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Dro... Give me my title or ill post porn to your Facebook.
Hey, I'll take some of that
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Hey, I'll take some of that
yeah, i almost believed no one was going to point that out, pixie is extremely attractive, then again, maybe it actually was a threat, she could have meant tub girl or something.

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2 girls and ....

Miss you Jones

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In Vermont....po dunk town.

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New York...Uhhgg. Malta town .... Not made fer big trucks!

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I cant find toto in Kansas...ya"ll.

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Of the places you've listed, the po-dunk Vermont town sounds the best to me. I like VT, and I'm not sure why.

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Actually I'm moving to grafton!

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I often pass by Grafton WV when I make my runs up I-79 to see family in PA. My last run by there was on a return trip from PA on Easter after having a spring break week.

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Hey goody! I'll have people to bother there! I'm in Illinois now waiting out the winds.

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