What's your best (or worst!) revenge story?

[hippyphillychick]

I've day-dreamed about "revenge" but never had the heart to go through with it. I did imagine sending someone who was a "snake" (but had a terrible fear of snakes) a nice big live one through the mail--but I didn't think the snake deserved that. I also wanted to rub poison ivy all over a toilet seat of a guy who was caught as a child molester (but I thought I'd get caught and lose my job). I also thought about letting a bunch of roaches loose in someones house but then I realized they wouldn't notice them. I guess the noble think is to do nothing, but some people sure as hell deserve the wake-up call after all the disasters they leave in THEIR wake.