Bailiff, Whack his pee-pee!

[ElChevelle]

Fekk, I've got jury duty tomorrow!

That poor bastard is getting a guilty verdict from me just for punishing me with his trial. It better at least be something cool with bloody pics and big knives, not some sissy "I dropped a cinder block on my dog" crap.
At least when I sat on OJ's jury, I could place strategic farts whenever Marcia Clark said the name "O.J."

Anyone have an interesting jury tale?