Lame Jokes

distortion · 11th September 2001, 06:09

(Lame)

What do you call 4 blondes at a 4-way stop?

An eternity.

(Lamer)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "How much will that be," asks the neutron. "For you," said the bartender, "no charge."

(Pretty damn lame)

3 Vampires take stools up at the bar and the waitress comes over to take their orders. "I'd like a pint of blood," said the first vampire. The waitress nodded. "I'd also like a pint of blood," replied the second vampire. She walks over to the last vampire. "I'd like a pint of plasma." The waitress looks down at her pad and confrims the order, "okay, so that'll be two bloods and a blood lite."

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11th September 2001, 06:09	#6
distortion Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Long Island, USA Posts: 109	(Lame) What do you call 4 blondes at a 4-way stop? An eternity. (Lamer) A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "How much will that be," asks the neutron. "For you," said the bartender, "no charge." (Pretty damn lame) 3 Vampires take stools up at the bar and the waitress comes over to take their orders. "I'd like a pint of blood," said the first vampire. The waitress nodded. "I'd also like a pint of blood," replied the second vampire. She walks over to the last vampire. "I'd like a pint of plasma." The waitress looks down at her pad and confrims the order, "okay, so that'll be two bloods and a blood lite."