welcome to the life of a loser-kid.

here is what happened earlier today.

see, theres this girl ive been hanging out with lately.

lets call her 'J.'

We had been talking, and I had keep picking up these signs of her flirting with me, which is a rarity all together. weve been talking for a while, close to a month, we hung out a lot.

i finally get the nerve up to ask her out tonight.

turns out she is a lesbian.

go colin.

[Aeroe]

jeez, how anti-climatic

suggestion:
Download "Pink Triangle" by Weezer
makes it all better

[Gonzotek]

Don't feel SO bad. I had to date a girl for a year and a half before she decided she was a lesbian....and no, I didn't drive her to it . She kept telling me she loved me and was physically attractd to me, the only problem, I guess, was that she was *more* attracted to females.

Sucks to be us I guess,

-=Gonzotek=-

Originally posted by WolfieD
turns out she is a lesbian.

Not to make light of your plight, but that was an opportunity missed. You should have asked, "Well, can I at least watch you and your girlfriend have sex?".

(I really am a Dirty Ol' Loser.)

[s1138]

ive got the same problem wolfie....only the girl, lets call her "R", i know is a lesbian. too bad to, the best women are lesbians....



hope you have better luck next time though.

[Examancer]

LOL, sorry, don't mean to make light of such a crappy situation, but you have to see the humor in the situation. Oh well, I had an ex that went lesbian, it wasn't me who turned her, it was her next boyfriend. I didn't find out till I asked her back out, she showed up the next day with her secret girlfriend (she hadn't come out yet) just to let me know she wasn't just blowing me off. No, there was no show.

Aeroe was right, "Pink Triangle" by Weezer is the solution.

[Nofx Guy]

yeah well this is totally off topic but i need to rant and i need to rant now. okay tonight i went to a guys house and we were watchin movies with his sis and stuff,. anyways his brother came up and we got into an argument about world records and how eventually there will be a time when it wont be possible to beat one, example - eventually there will be a time when you cant run any faster than the world record, the human body wont be able to do it, so anyways we are in an argument over this and my friend and me were both on the same side of the argument but his bro wasnt, he doesnt know anything about sports and yet was still arguing for no reason, anyways i said i gotta go and i told the brother which i was in the argument with that he was wrong and ignorant and he just doesnt know enough to make a fare guess into the situation, the guy snapped, he asked if i wanted to fight him, i said sure because i thought he was jokin, well he wasnt , he came over, pinned me to the wall and started to choke me really bad, i almost passed out, well my friend grabbed him and told him to fuck off, the big bro then pinned that guy and started to strangle him, well i tried pullin the guy off him , and the big bro was goin psyco, eventualy we got him calmed down and me and my friend left, well i felt like beating the shit out of that guy but i know that my friend would get in shit, so we just went to my house, anyways i dont get why the fuck he snapped and why the fuck he just strangled me, like fuck i can charge him with assalt and shit and get him charged up his asshole, but im a niceguy and i wouldnt do that, i just dont get why the fuck he did that, i havnt the clue, it was like sumthin in his brain just snapped, like fuck we were just arguing and shit, i swear, i told my friend that if anything like that happens again to him or to me i will get that guys ass kicked so hard it wont even be funny, i just i dunno, i need a punching bag to take my anger out on , i just cant comprehend why the fuck he did it, like anyways my rant is over, my throat is sore, i need sleep, sorry bout the long post but i just needed to get it out

[Bizznatch]

Kinda reminds me of the movie "Chasing Amy".

[will]

if u want a challenge, try and convert her!!

no, seriously tough luck man

[binary hero]

NoFX-that's bad shite. why don't you just threaten him with an assault cahrge, and ask for a sincere apology. oh, and a hint: use punctuation
oh well, i hope you feel better now, and you haven't got a shotgun in your hand...
WolfieD-yeh, you should have asked to watch , but these things happen just forget about it and move on.

[jns]

Yeah, sure, you can turn heterosexual females into lesbians, BUT, can you turn homosexual men straight?

[ujay]

Where does this idea that there is some sort of 'conversion' involved come from, sounds like macho self importance to me.

Gay, straight - two different expressions of the same thing.
People find love and affection where they can and shouldn't be critised for it.

UJ

[jns]

You haven't met us.
We can make anybody change sexualities, oh, and sexes too.

[Aeroe]

if Anne Heche believed she was "crazy" to be with Ellen who approached her in a bad time in life, (and then married a Man). There's hope for anyone to come back.

She also said during that point in time she was an alien or something, should check the reviews on her book.
Heche was too good looking for Ellen anyways...

[ujay]

Like it

But not now, the England - Greece match has just started.

UJ

Originally posted by jns
You haven't met us.
We can make anybody change sexualities, oh, and sexes too.

Except for Bilbo, because we aren't sure what sex he/she/it is.

And ujay, you nailed it. I don't know why people are so intolerant of other people's lifestyles, religion, race, and on and on and on....

Aeroe, Anne Heche is crazy period. Did you see her interviewed by Barbara Walters? Weird stuff.

[missyob]

Sorry to hear about that Wolfie. Dont let it kill your self esteem though.

I have a friend that is going through a faze. She messes around with guys and girls, gets different pleasure from both. I dont think she is bi-sexual, just experimenting.

~ Missy

[Huehuetenango]

ouch
taht's harsh man

but think about this: now you have a female friend who you can go pick up girls w/
they won't feel threatened b/c you're w/ someone

i have two friends who's mom's turned out to be lebians
now their ex-husbands are guys i feel sorry for

[missyob]

Nofx,

sounds like that guy needs some serious counceling. If he has that much anger built up inside of him he is going to really explode.

Did you end up pressing charges, or are you going to leave it alone?

~ Missy

Originally posted by missyob
Sorry to hear about that Wolfie. Dont let it kill your self esteem though.

I have a friend that is going through a faze. She messes around with guys and girls, gets different pleasure from both. I dont think she is bi-sexual, just experimenting.

~ Missy

Self esteem? What's that again? I vaguely remember it, because I once had some so long ago.

She isn't just experimenting. I really don't want to get into that, but I have some very good proof from 2 sources (her and her girlfriend) and what they're doing isnt experimenting.

and for all the horny guys that said "HAY ASK HRE 2 WACH SINSE SHES IS A LEZBIEN ADN YUO CULD GET SOEM!!!!!!"

shes 16. go away.

[missyob]

I would not want to be a teen-ager again. It sucked! I dont envy any of you, I went through all the b/s that you are going through.

~ Missy

[Jstalilwyrd]

That's a burn, Wolfie. Someday, dude... someday.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Colin, say you are a lesbian too. I mean you do only fancy girls right?

[Nofx Guy]

missy well i'm not pressing charges, i'mg gunna see him at a party tonight and i have like 5 people bigger than him who are gunna back me up if he wants to fight, but i might just try and ignore him, pricks like that arnt worth the time and effort to try and talk to.....

yeah, my life is one huge continuous proverbial kick in the crotch.

[John M]

everyones is.

[NeoRenegade]

I don't even want to think about sex anymore. Been rejeted too many times. I'll be lucky to be a non-virgin before I start going bald

[Bilbo Baggins]

Sheep...

[jns]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Sheep...

So that's what's your gf is?

[s1138]

sex? never had it, unless you count my hands of course

[missyob]

Originally posted by Nofx Guy
i might just try and ignore him, pricks like that arnt worth the time and effort to try and talk to.....

Your comment makes you the better person. How did things go at the party?

~ Missy

[Nofx Guy]

well the party went great, i never even saw the guy, well i saw him once but he left early. one bad thing was though is he told all his friends that he beat the shit out of us and made us cry and all this bullshit, then when his sister confronted him about it, he like threw her into the wall, he was drunk, so anyways i dont know whats gunna happen.


but i had lots of fun at the party, had a few drinks, met a few ladies, made future plans, so it all worked out in the end......

[zorpidus]

Originally posted by s1138
the best women are lesbians....

So are the best men gay?

[NeoRenegade]

First said by a woman
Why are all the good men either married or gay

[Bilbo Baggins]

Originally posted by jns

So that's what's your gf is?

I should have you banned for that.

[s1138]

Originally posted by zorpidus

So are the best men gay?

i dont swing that way, so i dont know

but all the hot girls around here are lesbians.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I mena look at me! You know you want me!

[jns]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins



I should have you banned for that.

Heh, well, okay, sorry, didn't think you'd take it seriously.


Rules for listening to jns: DON'T LISTEN!

[weedsatan]

Bummer...

Ah well probably we are not destined to have g/f's..


PS: When I read the thread title I just knew who made it.. Sorry Wolfie

[jns]

But we are!
They just don't know it yet!