Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs

Wish · 25th January 2002, 21:32

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entne...119320009.html

All I can say is..... O_O

Aeiri · 25th January 2002, 21:38

Quote:

The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.

...

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

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"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

That kinda sums up the wierdness

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Bilbo Baggins · 25th January 2002, 21:39

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We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range

That is the funniest thing i have heard for a while

tjb2004 · 25th January 2002, 21:49

Hahaha!

papadoc · 25th January 2002, 21:55

Quote:

from the article
According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

WOW

Bilbo Baggins · 25th January 2002, 21:57

There are a lot of serious consqeunces though, such as the loss of a loved one for someone who was due to get married. I think tat we shouldn't ignore that.

Merlin · 25th January 2002, 22:04

72?

Gonzotek · 25th January 2002, 22:05

It's a Weekly World News report. I mean, come on, they're the same people with the "BatBoy" pics and alien pregnancies.

-=Gonzotek=-

eleet-2k2 · 25th January 2002, 22:31

Hahah! 72-DD, lethal weapons!

I'm sorry to hear the guy died tho.

Xerxes · 25th January 2002, 23:22

It has to be fake - they would never use the word "boobs" in legitimate reporting. You are all boobs for believing it

John M · 26th January 2002, 03:09

there actually was a dude a few years back that got some brain damage from getting it with a rack at a batchelor party.

Huehuetenango · 26th January 2002, 03:52

but what a way to go

WolfieD · 26th January 2002, 04:23

Daniel Greene....

shit! no wonder dad hasnt been home for 2 days!

No Name · 26th January 2002, 04:29

i need a picture of these weapons. cant try without evidence.

deathazre · 26th January 2002, 11:20

Quote:

72DD

you want a pic of a fat person's tits?

eleet-2k2 · 26th January 2002, 13:47

LOL! Dont do what I think your going to do!

read below

Please for the love of all that is good do not post a fat chick nude! : eek : : weird :

fwgx · 26th January 2002, 13:49

What about a fit chick? Is that a bannable offence?

Read the sig

25th January 2002, 21:32	#1
Wish Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 702	Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entne...119320009.html All I can say is..... O_O

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tjb2004 Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Rocky River, Ohio. Posts: 1,881	Hahaha! Hype? tjb2004.deviantart.com

25th January 2002, 22:04	#7
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	72? as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

25th January 2002, 22:05	#8
Gonzotek Gunslinger Join Date: May 2000 Location: Terminus Posts: 4,693	It's a Weekly World News report. I mean, come on, they're the same people with the "BatBoy" pics and alien pregnancies. -=Gonzotek=- I was away for a while. But I'm feeling much better now.

25th January 2002, 22:31	#9
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	Hahah! 72-DD, lethal weapons! I'm sorry to hear the guy died tho. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

25th January 2002, 21:57	#6
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	There are a lot of serious consqeunces though, such as the loss of a loved one for someone who was due to get married. I think tat we shouldn't ignore that.

25th January 2002, 23:22	#10
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	It has to be fake - they would never use the word "boobs" in legitimate reporting. You are all boobs for believing it

26th January 2002, 03:09	#11
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	there actually was a dude a few years back that got some brain damage from getting it with a rack at a batchelor party. missyob made me post this.

26th January 2002, 03:52	#12
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	but what a way to go

26th January 2002, 04:23	#13
WolfieD Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 503	Daniel Greene.... shit! no wonder dad hasnt been home for 2 days!

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No Name Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 498	i need a picture of these weapons. cant try without evidence. .........

26th January 2002, 13:47	#16
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	LOL! Dont do what I think your going to do! read below Please for the love of all that is good do not post a fat chick nude! : eek : : weird : "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

26th January 2002, 13:49	#17
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	What about a fit chick? Is that a bannable offence? Read the sig "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

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