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My brother just came to me and told me so:

Him "Git outta here by six, k?"
Me "WTF"
Him "Be gone at six. My friend's sleeping over."
Me <quizzical look>
Him "Okay?"
Me "OMG"

For the humor impaired, I'm trying to say that my brother's CRAZY ASS friend is sleeping over and stealing the computer for what's gonna seem like forever.

SO...
1) Does anyone else have siblings that you just can't stand?
2) Do you know of any non-computer thing for me to do in the mean time?
3) Know any good pranks to play on them?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

When he's asleep, put toothpaste in strange designs all over his face. When he wakes up and washes all the toothpaste off, it'll leave the designs imprinted on his face.

[Xerxes]

My brother is a dedicated, loyal customer of the whore that is pop culture. I don't hate him, but I hate his interests, which makes him an annoying presence.

Is there anyway you can install something secretively that will mess with your computer's RAM so it will be molasses slow minutes after startup? Then they will vacate the premisis, i'm sure of it.

[PhotoFx]

um, why exactly does a sibling's friend staying over require you to leave?

read a book or go play roller hockey (my pastime this evening), or... um, eat. that's about it. do you have friend? they might be able to help, especially with the pranks. I remember the bass section from a choir in our school ambushing the alto's while they were having a sleep over. Waterbaloons galore. it was hilarious, or so i hear (i'm a tenor, sorta).

[AudioMan2703]

Take off the power cord and hide it. But don't tell them and when they ask you, you can say you have no idea whats going on.

[Huehuetenango]

call all your friends over, have a huge party and crowd your bro and his friend out of the house
or make them feel welcome and everyone have a good time together

that's what happens when my brothers and i are having an argument about who gets to have a party (assuming our parents are away, if they're home, it's someone else's house)

[Yossarian]

I haven't tried it myself, but I've heard that lining one's sheets with powdered milk is a good prank to pull. In theory, their skin will absorb the powdered milk, and their sweat over the night will turn it sour, and voila - they reek of sour milk

[PhotoFx]

and make sure you get his friend too.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Originally posted by Yossarian
I haven't tried it myself, but I've heard that lining one's sheets with powdered milk is a good prank to pull. In theory, their skin will absorb the powdered milk, and their sweat over the night will turn it sour, and voila - they reek of sour milk

Damn. That's better than mine!

[Mizter_E]

Okay, first of all, why does your brother want to be alone with his friend? *hint hint* (no its not cuz i want it like that, just wondering) I wonder if they are doing something together heheh, but you should ask why does he want you to get out, and stay in there if he cant give you a str8 answer (no pun intent). and....while they're asleep, put their hands in warm or hot water, supposedly it makes them piss themselves. hehehe

[deathazre]

smudge up all his CDs then tell him to clean them in the microwave

[Ian the Korean]

Yeah, I have to younger sisters I don't get along with at all. They are a major pain.

It's a great deal of fun to put something like Bengay or Icy Hot on their face instead of toothpaste. Just make sure your out of there and in a safe place in the next 5-10 minutes or your screwd.

[PhotoFx]

now that's just cruel. My brother's pretty cool, amazingly. We agree on most things, cept his music preference is a bit different than mine.... (alternative vs jazz) but other than that... cool.

[deathazre]

bah
my sister listens to pop "music" at full blast... and I have to drive her everywhere...

[Bilbo Baggins]

When they are asleep, sneak into their rooms, and cut their throats, or even better, give them a "necktie".

My brother is ok. Some of his taste in music is a bit dubious (for instance he is going to see Slipknot in concert at the NEC on the 20th), but he also listens to SOAD which is cool.

My sister can be the most infuriating and stubborn person on the face on this planet, but other times she is a great laugh, though she doesn't get half my jokes

[Ian the Korean]

Just remembered another one, tie there hands and feet when they are asleep and have something drip water within their hearing range. If they wake up they have to go to the bathroom and they can't get to it! It is so funny to watch!

Bilbo, I don't think he wanted to kill them!

[fish]

Woah

turns out this guy's a total computer geek and we're just geeking out all night

[Ian the Korean]

I still recommend one of my tortures, I mean suggestions, to liven things up a bit.

[Huehuetenango]

normally i find my younger brother a real pain in the ass, but today he told me that he had been offered soad tickets by his boss at the radio station he works at, and he's going to be getting me one
thank god for my younger brother

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

BIOS password.

[fish]

there's an idea. i'm not sure if he's into BIOS jumpers and shit.

Now they're starting to annoy me. it's 11:40 now and they're getting fiesty because they want me to leave the computer so they can look at all their teenyp0rn or whatever the hell they do when they're alone...

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

Originally posted by phisherman
there's an idea. i'm not sure if he's into BIOS jumpers and shit.

Now they're starting to annoy me. it's 11:40 now and they're getting fiesty because they want me to leave the computer so they can look at all their teenyp0rn or whatever the hell they do when they're alone...

chances are, he's not.

Set a password, and turn the computer off, then procede to laugh your ass off.

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[Ian the Korean]

Now is the time to attack! They are unsuspecting! Strike Now!

[Mizter_E]

Ask them why they want to be alone so much....
Your brother and a nerd...hmm.........

[John M]

whoa whoa whoa!!!

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
My sister

BILBO HAS A SISTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?/1/1/11

dude, the world is seriously coming to an end.

[mr_sax]

Originally posted by phisherman
there's an idea. i'm not sure if he's into BIOS jumpers and shit.

Now they're starting to annoy me. it's 11:40 now and they're getting fiesty because they want me to leave the computer so they can look at all their teenyp0rn or whatever the hell they do when they're alone...

jebus.. 2 guys looking at porn on a computer? that is.... strange..

this thread has turned into a prank thread lol.