Chat Up Lines..

[apollos]

Insert post pump here: [post pump] Yesterday I was quite ammused by this lamer I saw using an old chat up line to a girl in the court next to me when I was playing tennis. It was "Ive lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

I thought...

I was wondering what you pplz used and what are the affective ones and what are the just plain LAME ones.. [/post pump]



Among some of them:

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Will you marry me for just one night?

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

(looking down at your/his crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?