Uncomprehensible Lyrics Revealed IV on Fox at 11:00 EST!

[ElChevelle]

Back in the day when neosapiens ruled the Earth I started a thread in Music-O-Rama which is now defunct, apperently. The thread was an inquiry into what are the true ENGLISH lyrics to Tool's Eier Von Satan, which turned out to be:
The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough


Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.




Anyhowitzer, my question was answered and the lyrics provided. Turns out to be a recipe for scrumptous desserts

I have a new request, dealing with Tool's Lateralus containing 'Faaip de Oiad' which the lyrics are clouded by all kinds O funky shit.
"I, I don't have a whole lot of time.
Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51.
I, I was let go on a medical
discharge about a week ago and, and...
[chokes] I've kind of been running
across the country. Damn, I don't know
where to start, they're, they're gonna,
um, they'll triangulate on this position
really soon.

OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of
as, as aliens, they're extradimensional
beings, that, an earlier precursor of
the, um, space program they made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects
of, of, of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the
military, I'm sorry, the government knows
about them. And there's a lot of safe areas
in this world that they could begin moving the
population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped
out so that the few that are left will be more
easily controllable."
WHEW! Deep shit there!


Anyone else want to share cloudy lyrics and resolve that which seems to be intentionally masked?
Ever hear a song and go to great lengths to reveal the true wording?