Britney Paradise

Chaeo · 11th June 2002, 01:38

Britney Paradise is not far off the 3 million mark - celebrate this, please. Let it be an example to all celebrity skinners - this is how it`s done.

http://www.winamp.com/skins/detail.j...ponentId=27877

Dumani · 11th June 2002, 01:41

Sex sells, what else is new?

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 01:45

i personally dont care for britney spears.

dollerspark · 11th June 2002, 02:04

Britney Paradise?! There is no such thing! That's like an oxymoron!

No offense to any fans of hers that might read this (so if you're a fan, just don't read this) but I think she is the NASTIEST most TALENTLESS SLUT the music biz has ever seen. She can hardly dance, someone has to make up her moves for her. She can't sing worth beans, and her voice has a slight manly tinge to it. And worst of it all is that someone else has to write her songs for her. Oh, and she's heinously *nastyugly*.

I don't know why people like her, I really truly don't.

tjb2004 · 11th June 2002, 02:05

Quote:

Originally posted by dollerspark
she's heinously *nastyugly*.

Why do you think that?

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 02:07

dollar spark...are you a girl?you kinda sound jealous

QHOBBES · 11th June 2002, 02:17

hell, the nude nullsoft skins brought me more satisfaction (I can't
get no) than this p.o.s. We all should file it as a rip to see if we
can get it removed

dollerspark · 11th June 2002, 02:17

LOL! No, pixie, I'm all man.

And I think that because she looks like a she-male doused in makeup and wears those whorish clothes so that she can keep all those horny guys in her fanbase. If she didn't have those guys, all she would have is a bunch of little wannabe 9 year-olds.

I don't hate her, don't get me wrong, I just think that she doesn't deserve this much adoration. Any girl that looks semi decent could slather on makeup, let someone write songs for them, let someone make dance moves for them, and wear skimpy clothes, but when she does it half the world population goes crazy. It just doesn't make sense.

tjb2004 · 11th June 2002, 02:28

Quote:

Originally posted by dollerspark
she looks like a she-male

Pretty convincing she-male:

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 02:30

ehem...*thinks of christina agulara as i read dollarsparks reply*

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 02:31

Quote:

Originally posted by tjb2004

Pretty convincing she-male:

yep,but that was before her boob implant

dollerspark · 11th June 2002, 02:37

Quote:

Originally posted by pixiefied
ehem...*thinks of christina agulara as i read dollarsparks reply*

Pixie! How dare you!

At least Christina looks like a female and can sing. Her voice is actually kind of nice. I'm not a fan of her, or her music, but I can tolerate her much more.

And yes, Britney is convincing now, but think of her before she got her implants and was a flat little man-thing, eh?

LOL, this is funny.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 11th June 2002, 02:42

Well, with all the Britney-bashing aside, this is actually a very well-made skin. And I happen to like Britney, even if she has the voice of a 12-year-old...

ElChevelle · 11th June 2002, 02:46

Britney...my weenie

My weenie....Britney

After the introductions, I may like her a hole lot more

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 03:51

*GRABS DOLLARSPARK BY HIS NUTS*

britney sucks,christina sucks(i suck)

*then i slowly release your gonads)

Dumani · 11th June 2002, 03:56

Hell i think she's hot but i'd like to personally crap in every one of her how many million CD's before they get shipped out to soon-to-be 10 year old sluts all across this great world, britney should grow up and realize what kind of a role model position she is in. People can listen to their own crappy music, they always have but she's turning this planet into a spawning pit of either really young, or fat skanks. Enough!!

dollerspark · 11th June 2002, 05:08

Ow Pixie! I'm telling! I'm telling!

Trigear · 11th June 2002, 06:09

pixie, me next!

binary hero · 11th June 2002, 10:10

Quote:

Originally posted by QHOBBES
hell, the nude nullsoft skins brought me more satisfaction (I can't
get no) than this p.o.s. We all should file it as a rip to see if we
can get it removed

i only wish i could do that. I would pay good money to kill all britney spears skins. very good money...sexual favours too.

eleet-2k2 · 11th June 2002, 10:13

Quote:

Originally posted by dollerspark
NASTIEST most TALENTLESS SLUT

I don't know why people like her, I really truly don't.

You've answered your own question dollarspark.

Personally, I hate her and her music.

kljs · 11th June 2002, 15:54

Britney who?

Bilbo Baggins · 11th June 2002, 16:34

Why are you all talking about Brit Knees for? Can't you look at some other part of our bodies for once?

binary hero · 11th June 2002, 16:47

Quote:

Originally posted by 31337-2k2

You've answered your own question dollarspark.

Personally, I hate her and her music.

YES!!!!!!!!

I have vowed never to make a britney spears skin and i hope that every member of these forums follows me and raydream in this.

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 17:14

Quote:

Originally posted by triGEAR
pixie, me next!

ok,who ever wants to get slapped with a wet noodle....get in line

MetallichicA · 11th June 2002, 17:27

I was at the commissary the other day (base grocery store), going through the frozen foods section, and there she was, sitting on a shelf in the freezer... Britney Spears. She looked a little green, I thought maybe she was sick or something.

Then I looked closer.

It was Broccoli Spears.

I hate broccoli spears.

Hey, I can think of other things I'd like done to me with a wet noodle...

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 17:29

Magic_Midget · 11th June 2002, 17:30

Quote:

Originally posted by pixiefied

ok,who ever wants to get slapped with a wet noodle....get in line

*gets in line*

SPANK ME!!!

pixiefied · 11th June 2002, 19:09

*moves trigear aside and grabs lee by the back of the head,pulls him to the floor and says "you are now my slave!" flips lee on his back and proceeds to make him (sorry kids..this part is censored!)*

tjb2004 · 12th June 2002, 02:16

11th June 2002, 01:38	#1
Chaeo Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 27	Britney Paradise Britney Paradise is not far off the 3 million mark - celebrate this, please. Let it be an example to all celebrity skinners - this is how it`s done. http://www.winamp.com/skins/detail.j...ponentId=27877

11th June 2002, 01:45	#3
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	i personally dont care for britney spears. "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th June 2002, 02:04	#4
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	Britney Paradise?! There is no such thing! That's like an oxymoron! No offense to any fans of hers that might read this (so if you're a fan, just don't read this) but I think she is the NASTIEST most TALENTLESS SLUT the music biz has ever seen. She can hardly dance, someone has to make up her moves for her. She can't sing worth beans, and her voice has a slight manly tinge to it. And worst of it all is that someone else has to write her songs for her. Oh, and she's heinously nastyugly. I don't know why people like her, I really truly don't. "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

11th June 2002, 02:07	#6
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	dollar spark...are you a girl?you kinda sound jealous "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th June 2002, 02:17	#8
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	LOL! No, pixie, I'm all man. And I think that because she looks like a she-male doused in makeup and wears those whorish clothes so that she can keep all those horny guys in her fanbase. If she didn't have those guys, all she would have is a bunch of little wannabe 9 year-olds. I don't hate her, don't get me wrong, I just think that she doesn't deserve this much adoration. Any girl that looks semi decent could slather on makeup, let someone write songs for them, let someone make dance moves for them, and wear skimpy clothes, but when she does it half the world population goes crazy. It just doesn't make sense. "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

11th June 2002, 01:41	#2
Dumani Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3	Sex sells, what else is new?

11th June 2002, 02:17	#7
QHOBBES Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: I H8 Mods Posts: 1,405	hell, the nude nullsoft skins brought me more satisfaction (I can't get no) than this p.o.s. We all should file it as a rip to see if we can get it removed

11th June 2002, 02:30	#10
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	ehem...thinks of christina agulara as i read dollarsparks reply "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th June 2002, 02:42	#13
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Well, with all the Britney-bashing aside, this is actually a very well-made skin. And I happen to like Britney, even if she has the voice of a 12-year-old...

11th June 2002, 02:46	#14
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Britney...my weenie My weenie....Britney After the introductions, I may like her a hole lot more Last edited by ElChevelle; 11th June 2002 at 03:01.

11th June 2002, 03:51	#15
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	GRABS DOLLARSPARK BY HIS NUTS britney sucks,christina sucks(i suck) *then i slowly release your gonads) "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th June 2002, 03:56	#16
Dumani Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3	Hell i think she's hot but i'd like to personally crap in every one of her how many million CD's before they get shipped out to soon-to-be 10 year old sluts all across this great world, britney should grow up and realize what kind of a role model position she is in. People can listen to their own crappy music, they always have but she's turning this planet into a spawning pit of either really young, or fat skanks. Enough!!

11th June 2002, 05:08	#17
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	Ow Pixie! I'm telling! I'm telling! "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

11th June 2002, 06:09	#18
Trigear bear! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,426	pixie, me next!

11th June 2002, 15:54	#21
kljs Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Kulim,Kedah,Malaysia Posts: 645	Britney who? I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that?

11th June 2002, 16:34	#22
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Why are you all talking about Brit Knees for? Can't you look at some other part of our bodies for once?

11th June 2002, 17:27	#25
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	I was at the commissary the other day (base grocery store), going through the frozen foods section, and there she was, sitting on a shelf in the freezer... Britney Spears. She looked a little green, I thought maybe she was sick or something. Then I looked closer. It was Broccoli Spears. I hate broccoli spears. Hey, I can think of other things I'd like done to me with a wet noodle...

11th June 2002, 17:29	#26
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th June 2002, 19:09	#28
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	moves trigear aside and grabs lee by the back of the head,pulls him to the floor and says "you are now my slave!" flips lee on his back and proceeds to make him (sorry kids..this part is censored!) "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

12th June 2002, 02:16	#29
tjb2004 Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Rocky River, Ohio. Posts: 1,881	Hype? tjb2004.deviantart.com

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