Osama Bin Drinkin

Obedo · 19th June 2002, 14:39

This Little story takes place in the Texas town named San Antonio

On June 18, 2002 at 12:30 (CT) A 46 year old man (whom had been drinking) Went in to the Security Service Credit Union and atemped to rob it.When He aproched the clerk hie stated " I am a member of the Talaband and give me all your money". Little Osama almost pulled it of if it weren't for the off duity DEA agent who proseded in Beating the shit out of him and puting into custody. When the police got to the scene of the crime Osama's only excuse for his behavior was that he had been drinking?

what do you think of that shit?

Curi0us_George · 19th June 2002, 14:49

[nelson]Ha-Ha![/nelson]

desolation · 19th June 2002, 15:03

sounds like police brutality to me

Curi0us_George · 19th June 2002, 15:05

Sounds like just desserts to me.

apollos · 19th June 2002, 16:28

Hmm, there seems to be a case of lamerism sweeping across the globe as of late.

This guy seems to have caught it bad...

ElChevelle · 19th June 2002, 17:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Obedo
This Little story takes place in the Texas town named San Antonio

On June 18, 2002 at 12:30 (CT) A 46 year old man (whom had been drinking) Went in to the Security Service Credit Union and atemped to rob it.When He aproched the clerk hie stated " I am a member of the Talaband and give me all your money". Little Osama almost pulled it of if it weren't for the off duity DEA agent who proseded in Beating the shit out of him and puting into custody. When the police got to the scene of the crime Osama's only excuse for his behavior was that he had been drinking?

what do you think of that shit?

Allow me to help you with your impediment:

atemped=attempted
aproched=approached
hie=he
Talaband=Taliban
of=off
duity=duty
proseded=proceeded
puting=putting

What do I think of that shit?
It's either that you have no clue as to how to quote an internet story or it's bullshit. Either way, you imbelished it since no serious news agency uses phrases like "proceeded in beating the shit out of him"

will · 19th June 2002, 17:42

or he typed it up from a paper newspaper

buddy139913 · 19th June 2002, 18:11

Wow, El Chevelle that's a little bit over serious.

desolation · 19th June 2002, 18:41

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle

since no serious news agency uses phrases like "proceeded in beating the shit out of him"

Sadly. I think phrases like that would spice the news up some and make it more interesting.

eleet-2k2 · 19th June 2002, 19:34

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle

Allow me to help you with your impediment:
atemped=attempted

aproched=approached

hie=he

Talaband=Taliban

of=off

duity=duty

proseded=proceeded

puting=putting

What do I think of that shit?
It's either that you have no clue as to how to quote an internet story or it's bullshit. Either way, you imbelished it since no serious news agency uses phrases like "proceeded in beating the shit out of him"

Cheve, a) it was just a joke, b) it is clear he was drinking prior to posting or c)he is obviously of a different mother tongue.

Dont be so rude, since at least his words were understandable.

rm' · 19th June 2002, 19:40

It's not understandableness that's at issue here, it's credibility. Chev was perfectly within his rights to point out the errors in that report.

Bilbo Baggins · 19th June 2002, 20:34

Your customer rights are not affected.

ElChevelle · 19th June 2002, 20:40

Quote:

Originally posted by rm'
It's not understandableness that's at issue here, it's credibility.

Exactly.
I was trying to point out two things:

With spelling that atrocious, it couldn't have been cut and paste. Therefore, it was either keyed straight out of text, which would indeed lend correct spelling or it was made up.
I, as a member of the forums, was asked what I thought "of that shit" and being of generally honest opinion, I gave it. I thought, through logic and common sense, that the story was fabricated. I even went so far as to research all the local San Antonio media to find such a story. While I didn't, I did find a scrumptuous sounding recipe for fudge.

dylman · 19th June 2002, 21:48

Quote:

Originally posted by rm'
understandableness

My new favourite word of the day.

John M · 19th June 2002, 23:20

hell, cut the guy some slack. he's prolly related to Vie or something

with my apologies to vie

ElChevelle · 19th June 2002, 23:42

Quote:

Originally posted by John M
hell, cut the guy some slack. he's prolly related to Vie or something

Whoa
That was my first thought, believe it........or not

rm' · 20th June 2002, 01:25

Quote:

Originally posted by dylman

My new favourite word of the day.

The beauty of English is that you can sound smart just by making up words

Obedo · 20th June 2002, 14:33

Actually my spelling is terable; thank you for pointing that out.
In all honesty I didn't see the story on the internet, I heard it off the local radio, it really happened it was also on the local news as well.
Also I have done nothing to any of you that would question my integeraty, nor have I ever questioned any of your credibility.

buddy139913 · 20th June 2002, 15:36

Wow, I never realized how many people are bad at spelling.

eleet-2k2 · 20th June 2002, 19:11

That Vie comment was pure humor.

I didnt mean to be rude Chev, just meant to point out that you were being a little too serious with the 'article'.

Vie · 20th June 2002, 19:32

Quote:

Originally posted by John M
hell, cut the guy some slack. he's prolly related to Vie or something

with my apologies to vie

no not a chance I have no American realatives

and cuirtainly not in Texas

Bilbo Baggins · 20th June 2002, 20:59

But how can Dubya not be of your kin?

19th June 2002, 14:39	#1
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	Osama Bin Drinkin This Little story takes place in the Texas town named San Antonio On June 18, 2002 at 12:30 (CT) A 46 year old man (whom had been drinking) Went in to the Security Service Credit Union and atemped to rob it.When He aproched the clerk hie stated " I am a member of the Talaband and give me all your money". Little Osama almost pulled it of if it weren't for the off duity DEA agent who proseded in Beating the shit out of him and puting into custody. When the police got to the scene of the crime Osama's only excuse for his behavior was that he had been drinking? what do you think of that shit?

19th June 2002, 14:49	#2
Curi0us_George Forum King Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: -1 Posts: 5,179	[nelson]Ha-Ha![/nelson] For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned. 47 65 6C 61 65 64 2E 63 6F 6D 00

19th June 2002, 15:05	#4
Curi0us_George Forum King Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: -1 Posts: 5,179	Sounds like just desserts to me. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned. 47 65 6C 61 65 64 2E 63 6F 6D 00

19th June 2002, 17:42	#7
will Nullsoft Newbie (Moderator) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 5,569	or he typed it up from a paper newspaper DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS

19th June 2002, 23:20	#15
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	hell, cut the guy some slack. he's prolly related to Vie or something with my apologies to vie missyob made me post this.

19th June 2002, 15:03	#3
desolation Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Paducah, Ky Posts: 42	sounds like police brutality to me

19th June 2002, 16:28	#5
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	Hmm, there seems to be a case of lamerism sweeping across the globe as of late. This guy seems to have caught it bad...

19th June 2002, 18:11	#8
buddy139913 Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Glued to my computer screen. Posts: 302	Wow, El Chevelle that's a little bit over serious.

19th June 2002, 19:40	#11
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	It's not understandableness that's at issue here, it's credibility. Chev was perfectly within his rights to point out the errors in that report.

19th June 2002, 20:34	#12
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Your customer rights are not affected.

20th June 2002, 14:33	#18
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	Actually my spelling is terable; thank you for pointing that out. In all honesty I didn't see the story on the internet, I heard it off the local radio, it really happened it was also on the local news as well. Also I have done nothing to any of you that would question my integeraty, nor have I ever questioned any of your credibility.

20th June 2002, 15:36	#19
buddy139913 Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Glued to my computer screen. Posts: 302	Wow, I never realized how many people are bad at spelling.

20th June 2002, 19:11	#20
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	That Vie comment was pure humor. I didnt mean to be rude Chev, just meant to point out that you were being a little too serious with the 'article'. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

20th June 2002, 20:59	#22
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	But how can Dubya not be of your kin?

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