The most off-topic post EVER!!!

Sarreq Teryx · 26th June 2002, 05:57

Anyone living in the 215/610 area of america, I'm looking for something written about 7 years ago in 1995 called "The Book of Cow", but not the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Bovination "The Book of Cow God #" or Franken Gibe versions, the one I want was by a guy called (at the time, online) The Crow (on at least one dialup BBS). It was originally posted on The Big Red One / Huge Knockers BBS, but it has to have migrated to the web or someones HD somewhere. It's a very funny peice, but I lost my copy a couple years ago, and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to find it yet.

Mr Jones · 26th June 2002, 06:15

This..?
http://www.mit.edu/people/ethlfrog/bocg1text1.htm

10 seconds in Google

Bop · 26th June 2002, 07:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx
The most off-topic post EVER!!!

This is General Discussion, there is no topic here- post anything you like.

Bilbo Baggins · 26th June 2002, 09:44

As long as it is interesting.

binary hero · 26th June 2002, 09:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
As long as it is interesting.

does this thread count as interesting?

an image for bilbo:

Bilbo Baggins · 26th June 2002, 10:18

Good, keep those dinos away.

binary hero · 26th June 2002, 10:28

i'll try bilbo.

Aero Zeppelin · 26th June 2002, 11:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx
Anyone living in the 215/610 area of america, I'm looking for something written about 7 years ago in 1995 called "The Book of Cow", but not the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Bovination "The Book of Cow God #" or Franken Gibe versions, the one I want was by a guy called (at the time, online) The Crow (on at least one dialup BBS). It was originally posted on The Big Red One / Huge Knockers BBS, but it has to have migrated to the web or someones HD somewhere. It's a very funny peice, but I lost my copy a couple years ago, and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to find it yet.

What do you mean 215/610? Area codes?

cmisker · 26th June 2002, 11:23

It's impossible to go off-topic on a new topic in General Discussion.. unless... maybe.. you create a new topic, start rambling on about something and then go off-topic about something totally different.

Sarreq Teryx · 27th June 2002, 06:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
This..?
http://www.mit.edu/people/ethlfrog/bocg1text1.htm

10 seconds in Google

That would be "book of cow god #", which covers bocg1, bocg2, bocg3, bocg4, and bocg4-2, and so not the version I'm looking for. If it were that easy I wouldn't have posted the question

as for the off topicness, this site is winamp and music compression, so it's off topic for here

and yes 215/610 area code, it was a dial-up BBS, the old text only kind, with no internet, and without going through the internet

CremoNe · 27th June 2002, 07:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx

this site is winamp and music compression, so it's off topic for here

Ahh, ok ....

SSJ4 Gogitta · 27th June 2002, 09:06

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...%22+-god+-cult

Sarreq Teryx · 28th June 2002, 05:35

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4_Gogitta
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...%22+-god+-cult

yeesh, does no one read? That is the Cult of the Dead Cow / Franken Gibe version, and therefore not the one I'm looking for

Nofx Guy · 28th June 2002, 06:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx

yeesh, does no one read? That is the Cult of the Dead Cow / Franken Gibe version, and therefore not the one I'm looking for

there just trying to help...dont get all picky about it...they DONT have to help you..

simon snowflake · 28th June 2002, 08:13

sorry but this IS off topic

like it?

Atmo · 28th June 2002, 08:17

Quote:

Originally posted by simon snowflake
like it?

Not really...

pixiefied · 28th June 2002, 08:19

i'll never eat chicken that has been violated by simon

simon snowflake · 28th June 2002, 08:54

here is the after picture

Atmo · 28th June 2002, 08:57

I dont think im gonna ever eat chicken again....

simon snowflake · 28th June 2002, 09:10

you don't like it?

DJ ANTarctic · 28th June 2002, 10:42

We no like

.
You like?

What 'bout dis:
http://forums.winamp.com/avatar.php?...ine=1022831838
You like?

Sarreq Teryx · 29th June 2002, 11:20

I didn't mean to be terse, but I posted this same message on 4 other forums and I keep getting people posting what I've already looked through.

DJ ANTarctic:
I like the tagline, but why blame the grandfather?

FunkDoc · 29th June 2002, 12:06

Quote:

Ralph Wiggum
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

eleet-2k2 · 29th June 2002, 13:20

simon: please no more pictures of violated chickens. What I am disturbed by is the fact that I can see whole lemon wedges clearly that are INSIDE the chicken in bth pics.

Sarreq Teryx · 30th June 2002, 01:29

Don't like lemon-beer chicken?

DJ ANTarctic · 7th July 2002, 03:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx
DJ ANTarctic:
I like the tagline, but why blame the grandfather?

... grun-fah-thah? Whoza grun-fah-thah?

Sarreq Teryx · 10th July 2002, 07:29

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ ANTarctic

"I am not responsible for the mood I am in today. Please direct all complaints to Mr. William Gates." ............

Originally posted by Sarreq Teryx
DJ ANTarctic:
I like the tagline, but why blame the grandfather?

... grun-fah-thah? Whoza grun-fah-thah?

bill gates is William Gates III

26th June 2002, 05:57	#1
Sarreq Teryx Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 30	The most off-topic post EVER!!! Anyone living in the 215/610 area of america, I'm looking for something written about 7 years ago in 1995 called "The Book of Cow", but not the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Bovination "The Book of Cow God #" or Franken Gibe versions, the one I want was by a guy called (at the time, online) The Crow (on at least one dialup BBS). It was originally posted on The Big Red One / Huge Knockers BBS, but it has to have migrated to the web or someones HD somewhere. It's a very funny peice, but I lost my copy a couple years ago, and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to find it yet.

26th June 2002, 11:23	#9
cmisker Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Emmen, The Netherlands Posts: 681	It's impossible to go off-topic on a new topic in General Discussion.. unless... maybe.. you create a new topic, start rambling on about something and then go off-topic about something totally different. Wanna see my Winamp 3?

28th June 2002, 08:13	#15
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28th June 2002, 08:54	#18
simon snowflake Skin Wizard (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Gent, Belgium. does anybody know where the toilets are? Posts: 4,636	here is the after picture don't be a thief of your own life.... : DEXYD - Digitally EXpressing Your Dreams Join the Winamp Enthusiasts Forum - Join the Winamp Skin Love facebook group:

28th June 2002, 08:57	#19
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26th June 2002, 06:15	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	This..? http://www.mit.edu/people/ethlfrog/bocg1text1.htm 10 seconds in Google

26th June 2002, 09:44	#4
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	As long as it is interesting.

26th June 2002, 10:18	#6
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Good, keep those dinos away.

26th June 2002, 10:28	#7
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	i'll try bilbo.

27th June 2002, 09:06	#12
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28th June 2002, 08:19	#17
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	i'll never eat chicken that has been violated by simon

28th June 2002, 09:10	#20
simon snowflake Skin Wizard (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Gent, Belgium. does anybody know where the toilets are? Posts: 4,636	you don't like it? don't be a thief of your own life.... : DEXYD - Digitally EXpressing Your Dreams Join the Winamp Enthusiasts Forum - Join the Winamp Skin Love facebook group:

28th June 2002, 10:42	#21
DJ ANTarctic Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ask the Milkman. Posts: 192	We no like . You like? What 'bout dis: http://forums.winamp.com/avatar.php?...ine=1022831838 You like? "I am not responsible for the mood I am in today. Please direct all complaints to Mr. William Gates." ............ If you can read this, email me: little_nicky_nz@hotmail.com

29th June 2002, 11:20	#22
Sarreq Teryx Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 30	I didn't mean to be terse, but I posted this same message on 4 other forums and I keep getting people posting what I've already looked through. DJ ANTarctic: I like the tagline, but why blame the grandfather?

29th June 2002, 13:20	#24
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	simon: please no more pictures of violated chickens. What I am disturbed by is the fact that I can see whole lemon wedges clearly that are INSIDE the chicken in bth pics. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

30th June 2002, 01:29	#25
Sarreq Teryx Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 30	Don't like lemon-beer chicken?

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