15th August 2002, 02:24
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"Mr. Happy Crack" is just a piece of concrete with a patched crack. Concrete crack, that is, not... oh, nevermind. lol
 But when you first see it, you're DEFINITELY expecting something else. I have a feeling the guys who work for the company prolly show their "happy cracks" every time they bend over to patch the concrete. |
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15th August 2002, 03:03
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15th August 2002, 03:15
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its the right to bear arms not arm bears
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15th August 2002, 03:20
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15th August 2002, 16:26
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Does just a candy name qualify?
Cack:
Licorice candy About 2x the size of a jolly rancher Seen in London Sound yummy? |
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15th August 2002, 16:29
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15th August 2002, 16:44
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15th August 2002, 21:59
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sign in a hairdressers 'we curl up and die for you'!
and a little story. The Man with too many buttons! A man on a plane needed to go to the mans room, but every time he went there was someone else using it. After a while the stewardess noticed his predicament and suggested he used the Ladies, BUT NOT to touch the buttons mounted on the wall. He went in, took his seat and, looking around the room, he saw the buttons marked thus:- (W.W.) (W.A.) (P.P.) (A.T.R) After a while curiosity got the better of him and he pressed the button marked (W.W.) and warm water washed his posteria. Thinking this was a wonderfull idea the man proceeds to press the button (W.A.) and to his amazment warm air dried him. Enjoying the whole womens toilet scenario (and because he was somewhat bemused) the man proceeds to press the button marked (P.P) an dlow and behold his arse gets powder puffed. He thought that this was splendid and proceeded to further pleasure himself within the aircraft cubicle by pressing the button marked (A.T.R). And Passed out! Waking up in a hospital bed and being somewhat confused he calls a nurse to find out what had happened, had they crashed or what he didn't know. The nurse replies "you pressed the buttons didn't you?)" Well the one marked (A.T.R) is an automatic tampon remover and your prick is under your pillow! "You eat stuff you find in the catbox, you degenerate, pustule sucking, llama jumping, aberrant promulgator of an entomologist with carnal knowledge of cockroaches." Abuse'o'Tron [img]http://excracked.***********/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures//esig.png[/img] PhotoBlitz Entmoot Foggy Racing |
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15th August 2002, 22:37
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It ain't much,
if it ain't DUTCH!!! It's true... |
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16th August 2002, 00:04
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Fred West Building Contractors
If you want the best try West. if you are thinking of an extension or new patio 'Make no Bones',we put body and soul into every job. That building job needn't cost an arm and a leg. Most of Fred's family have been in fireplaces,bathrooms, patios for years! WE KNOCK THE COMPITITION DEAD FRED WEST 25 Cromwell Street Gloucester when you no longer require your Fred West extention please contact Gloucester CID who will be happy to Demolish it for you. 
"You eat stuff you find in the catbox, you degenerate, pustule sucking, llama jumping, aberrant promulgator of an entomologist with carnal knowledge of cockroaches." Abuse'o'Tron [img]http://excracked.***********/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures//esig.png[/img] PhotoBlitz Entmoot Foggy Racing |
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9th September 2002, 20:37
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sorry to be bring back a dead thread but this was to good to leave
www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0659.jpg 
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9th September 2002, 20:39
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LOL.....Sick mind
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9th September 2002, 20:41
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Major Dude
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here's another
http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0655.jpg
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9th September 2002, 20:42
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Major Dude
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and another
http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0652.jpg
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9th September 2002, 21:06
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this guy isn't having any kids
http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0651.jpg this one's good http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0643.jpg this one's just dirty (I have a sick mind) http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0642.jpg I won't be usning this form of BC anytime soon http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0640.gif don't go blind looking at this one http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0629.jpg this is what you get if you park in the red zone http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0622.jpg this is just mean http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0618.jpg this makes for a bad reputation http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0617.jpg two words "BAD TASTE" http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0607.jpg this one is good http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0581.jpg
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9th September 2002, 21:23
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9th September 2002, 21:39
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here're some more from Joke Frog.com
good way to keep people from using your umbrella http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0578.jpg it's realistic http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0567.jpg take a look at the A in his signature http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0562.jpg check it out it's a threesome http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0560.jpg somebody needs to go to school http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0555.jpg now that is art http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0549.jpg and this is how to get a free happy meal http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0547.jpg he won't be able to take his walk http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0542.jpg to many tacos http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0512.jpg alright thats enough for today. i'll probably be back tomarrow
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9th September 2002, 21:40
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9th September 2002, 21:41
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i saw a picture online that said
STIFF NIPPLES AIR CONDITIONING SERVICE hee hee now thats funny |
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9th September 2002, 21:42
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Hmm, I forgot about my slogans.
When I saw the Ronco Rotisserie on TV, I got that 'Set it and forget it' slogan stuck in my mind. It's not really funny, but it is a slogan, nonetheless. I suppose someone could think up a funny situation with that. 'Cut the Fat' was used as a saying too. -Signal Box- |
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10th September 2002, 01:25
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Our local radio station, 89X hands out free condoms at concerts and such that say "89X: We've got you covered."
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10th September 2002, 02:29
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There is a generic boxed meal that is just like hamburger helper except it is called "Panburger Partner"
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10th September 2002, 04:18
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this will upset everyone but i think it is indicative of my country.
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10th September 2002, 04:36
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"Coca-Cola:
I Feel Coke" now imagine "I Feel Coke" badly pronounciated. now imagine "pronounciated" badly speld |
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10th September 2002, 14:43
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12th September 2002, 20:11
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got some more (heh heh heh)
this one's all me http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0510.jpg who did come first? http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0507.jpg I wondered how those things worked http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0505.gif this one's good http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0501.jpg That Ain't right http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0493.jpg somebody go get Nemessis it's his future wife!!!!! http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0433.jpg alright i'm done. Neme, if you look at this pic. it's just a joke. if you didn't it backfired.
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12th September 2002, 20:33
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CGA-STACKS (DA) | AIRPS 2.0 (DA) | AIRPS 2.0 (Removed by WA.com Available @ DA) | MAKI/M Ext Icons | Oberon |
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12th September 2002, 20:37
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since this seems to have turned into a "funny pictures" thread...
 actually, go to that comic's website. some of the latest stuff about iraq is brilliant.
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12th September 2002, 20:42
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the ziplock penis "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP"
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12th September 2002, 22:36
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okay, here's one for you sick people.
All you need to know is the line below: It was a good idea at the time. |
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13th September 2002, 18:11
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13th September 2002, 20:17
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this one's bad for clinton
http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0137.jpg wonder who got fired over this http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0147.jpg this is sick http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0141.jpg wonder how long that piece of roadkill has been there http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0121.jpg wonder which way he swings http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0059.jpg this is definitly not good http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0095.jpg this is one of those "no shit sherlock" signs http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0093.jpg there is a skinner.exe skin with this pic in it (I have it) http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0054.jpg this is my name for one of the profiles on my computer http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0069.jpg
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13th September 2002, 21:52
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13th September 2002, 23:04
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HAHAHAHAHA
ROTFFLMFAO everybody's looking at me funny now
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14th September 2002, 01:48
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heh, just saw the "Heywood" joke...
Do a search on WinMX for "Prank calls bart wishes he had made" or something to that extent. lotsa funny names in there... "Afonda Cock" |
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14th September 2002, 02:01
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Store spotted in Brussels, Belgium: "The Executive Sandwich Club"
Now, would some please kindly tell me what a middle management sandwich would look like? |
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14th September 2002, 21:06
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Hey Jon_Joy can you look on jokefrog for a penis sandwitch? That may satifsfy rm's question...
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17th September 2002, 04:49
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http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0552.jpg and http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?0536.jpg peace jjoy01
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24th September 2002, 23:23
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Major Dude
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once again reviving a dead thread
I knew there was something up at Roswell http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5034
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24th September 2002, 23:33
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Major Dude
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here is an excellent one
http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=4253
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