whats the most dangerous thing you own???

. - .... .- -. .... · 29th August 2002, 14:39

Just looking around my house while I went home for lunch, and realised how dangerous some of the stuff I own is. For example, shotgun, hunting knife, large kitchen knifes, lots of power tools, knowledge of how to systhesise explosives/toxins from readily available chemicals. not to mention my razor sharp wit

Take your pick

So - to all out there, what is the most dangerous piece of kit that you own???

Savatage · 29th August 2002, 14:44

i got a sister and boy can she be dangerous

. - .... .- -. .... · 29th August 2002, 14:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Savatage
i got a sister and boy can she be dangerous

Yes - I can testify to that. Especially where she does that little thing where she.....

Savatage · 29th August 2002, 14:49

Or even worse, a girlfriend. She goes places where no-one else does...

. - .... .- -. .... · 29th August 2002, 14:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Savatage
Or even worse, a girlfriend. She goes places where no-one else does...

See previous post

Twilightseer · 29th August 2002, 14:52

The most dangerous piece of kit I have is a three-piece kit I keep in my briefs. At least, it's well-guarded

Xerxes · 29th August 2002, 15:14

We have a pistol in the closet, which I imagine is probably the most dangerous object.

An ulu knife- despite it's main kitchen purpose, you could easily cut someones throat with one jab...

(Picture of a cheap one)

A couple various utility/hunting knives as well...

Vie · 29th August 2002, 15:27

I have a sythe somwere, I carnt remeber where.

lemon_chicken · 29th August 2002, 15:28

my guitar skills, coupled with my guitar have been described as a weapon - and that is not a compliment

MetallichicA · 29th August 2002, 15:32

Two swords... lots of kitchen knives, including those ones that can cut metal... cordless drill... X-acto knife?... we used to have a Sawzall somewhere, but it was my bro-in-law's and he took it back...

And if you go to Chris' house, his brother has a bbgun, and two very nice rifles.

Oh, and sometimes my nipples can cut glass. That's pretty dangerous.

lemon_chicken · 29th August 2002, 15:36

nipples that cut glass? can i buy them off you?

fwgx · 29th August 2002, 16:05

hard nipples are cool

I have a lil vegtable knife and lots of heavy pc equipment. Apart from that I can't think of anything else dangerous I own. My parents have all diy type stuff.

/philybabygoesbacktocottonwoollivingarea.

stttafffy · 29th August 2002, 16:08

i have a very accurate 50 lb pull x-bow pistol. its so much friggin fun, it would stop someone in thier tracks for sure.

james · 29th August 2002, 16:12

The most dangerous thing I have (well, it's my mum's) is undoubtedly the car. After that, it is definitely my girlfriend. She can cause a huge amount of damage

29th August 2002, 16:14

Windows Media Player. (I guess I own it, even though I don't remember asking for it). If that doesn't qualify, my stun gun. ZAP!!!!

Jon Deaux · 29th August 2002, 16:20

Hahahaha!!!
I'm with Lemon_Chicken on this one...my axe is a sonic weapon!
Played through a twin stack of Marshalls I can make ears bleed, explode windows, and shut down the electronic ignitions of passing automobiles.
A couple of weeks ago I nearly caused the Contraband Commmand Paranoia Patrol to crash when it's helicopter's main rotor began to buffet after encountering sound waves from my garage.
Make mine metal!

OutKast · 29th August 2002, 16:20

My girlfriend. Shes a MAN EATER! LOL

SSJ4 Gogitta · 29th August 2002, 16:24

Several katanas

Print · 29th August 2002, 17:49

I am hiding some dude named [could offend people] in my basement. Isn't he dangerous?

pixiefied · 29th August 2002, 17:52

im a redhead..'nuff said

c2R · 29th August 2002, 18:00

As it's potentially dangerous things... it's a close call between my electricity and my cars.

Both can kill very easily if I felt the urge to use them in such a way... 230V connected to the bath for example, and zap!

Jon Deaux · 29th August 2002, 18:08

"im a redhead..'nuff said"-Pixiefied
Damn right.
The only thing more dangerous than a cute redhead is a cute redhead with double Ds.
Ms. Deaux interupts to remind me my XR600R is none too safe, to which I reply "pshaw", but I think I know what she means. I haven't the heart to tell her I'm no longer the fearless gladiator of yesteryear.

Curi0us_George · 29th August 2002, 18:41

I've just got the standard fare: kitchen knives, electricity, cast iron frying pan.

I've got some straight razors, but they are at my parents' house.

Trigear · 29th August 2002, 18:45

/me reaches to his pants and whips out his most dangerous possession...

my car keys silly!

Sandman2012 · 29th August 2002, 18:51

the most dangerous thing I have is my dial-up connection. It changes me from a mild-mannered young man into a raging hulk with each second it takes a page to load.

I'm gonna have dsl in less than a week...

pixiefied · 29th August 2002, 19:03

Quote:

Originally posted by triGEAR
/me reaches to his pants and whips out his most dangerous possession...

my car keys silly!

car keys?? you should have said that pair of socks you got in there!

Lain · 29th August 2002, 19:10

This..

binary hero · 29th August 2002, 19:23

a pc with ie and the forums in the favourites (to get to your razor-sharp wit, ethan).

kitchen knives, car, there is a slurry pit round back, there are a good few bodies in there (slurry = organic fertiliser, that's all you need to know).

pixiefied · 29th August 2002, 19:28

Quote:

Originally posted by binary hero
a pc with ie and the forums in the favourites (to get to your razor-sharp wit, ethan).

kitchen knives, car, there is a slurry pit round back, there are a good few bodies in there (slurry = organic fertiliser, that's all you need to know).

dont forget your lime.....wont smell so bad

Magic_Midget · 29th August 2002, 19:40

**puts on his blonde wig**

Mr. 75MHz · 29th August 2002, 19:53

The most dangerous thing I own is my mind it gets up to all sorts of things

John M · 29th August 2002, 20:14

either the double barreled shotgun or the chinese semi-automatic assualt rifle. i have a 60lb bow but i dont know how to use it.

Bilbo Baggins · 29th August 2002, 20:29

Cavalry sword (admittedly its only a dress sword, but its pretty lethal)
A cleaver
6 knives with at least 6" blades (kitchen knives)
Used to own some throwing knives, but they got lost.
Dismantled trebuchet (i made it a couple of summers ago when i had a catapult fad going)

Shenlong · 29th August 2002, 20:50

I AM the most dangerous thing I own...

On the other hand, I own a 30/30, lots of sharp knives, a pocket knife that's way to sharp to handle (Gently press on the blade and you can cut yourself), some fireworks (Blackcat firecrackers, Blackcat bottle rockets, artillery shells, etc), my car, a chainsaw, a lawnmower, broken glass sitting on the bottom of my garbage can outside, an accidental print-out of a naked man while I was drunk once...

OutKast · 29th August 2002, 21:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Deaux
"im a redhead..'nuff said"-Pixiefied
Damn right.
The only thing more dangerous than a cute redhead is a cute redhead with double Ds.

That is true. Anyone seen Tomcats? Twice the main character gets into trouble with redheads.

Oni-Dracula · 29th August 2002, 21:04

I own a katana. Very real and very sharp.

squell · 29th August 2002, 21:58

my own 6 inch needles are more dangerous than anything named in this thread so far!

fish · 29th August 2002, 22:05

A genuine hand-made Honduran war machete. It's right up there with my mad skills when coupled with drumsticks

jyvasaa · 29th August 2002, 22:07

heck, just about anything can be dangerous if it is used as such.

eleet-2k2 · 29th August 2002, 22:22

Quote:

Originally posted by ethan_h
...knowledge of how to systhesise explosives/toxins from readily available chemicals...

Lol! You mean like some ammonia and sulfur creates a nicely sized stink bomb, or a fertilizer bomb?

29th August 2002, 14:39	#1
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,104	whats the most dangerous thing you own??? Just looking around my house while I went home for lunch, and realised how dangerous some of the stuff I own is. For example, shotgun, hunting knife, large kitchen knifes, lots of power tools, knowledge of how to systhesise explosives/toxins from readily available chemicals. not to mention my razor sharp wit Take your pick So - to all out there, what is the most dangerous piece of kit that you own??? Like my photography? Buy some here....

29th August 2002, 15:27	#8
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	I have a sythe somwere, I carnt remeber where. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

29th August 2002, 15:28	#9
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	my guitar skills, coupled with my guitar have been described as a weapon - and that is not a compliment \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

29th August 2002, 15:36	#11
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	nipples that cut glass? can i buy them off you? \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

29th August 2002, 16:05	#12
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	hard nipples are cool I have a lil vegtable knife and lots of heavy pc equipment. Apart from that I can't think of anything else dangerous I own. My parents have all diy type stuff. /philybabygoesbacktocottonwoollivingarea. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

29th August 2002, 14:44	#2
Savatage Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7	i got a sister and boy can she be dangerous

29th August 2002, 14:49	#4
Savatage Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7	Or even worse, a girlfriend. She goes places where no-one else does...

29th August 2002, 14:52	#6
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	The most dangerous piece of kit I have is a three-piece kit I keep in my briefs. At least, it's well-guarded

29th August 2002, 15:14	#7
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	We have a pistol in the closet, which I imagine is probably the most dangerous object. An ulu knife- despite it's main kitchen purpose, you could easily cut someones throat with one jab... (Picture of a cheap one) A couple various utility/hunting knives as well...

29th August 2002, 15:32	#10
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	Two swords... lots of kitchen knives, including those ones that can cut metal... cordless drill... X-acto knife?... we used to have a Sawzall somewhere, but it was my bro-in-law's and he took it back... And if you go to Chris' house, his brother has a bbgun, and two very nice rifles. Oh, and sometimes my nipples can cut glass. That's pretty dangerous.

29th August 2002, 16:08	#13
stttafffy Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the ether Posts: 1,059	i have a very accurate 50 lb pull x-bow pistol. its so much friggin fun, it would stop someone in thier tracks for sure. In space no one can hear you scream.

29th August 2002, 16:12	#14
james Forum PFY (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WR3 or NG7 Posts: 6.2+3i Posts: 1,698	The most dangerous thing I have (well, it's my mum's) is undoubtedly the car. After that, it is definitely my girlfriend. She can cause a huge amount of damage He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.

29th August 2002, 16:14	#15
randman Guest Posts: n/a	Windows Media Player. (I guess I own it, even though I don't remember asking for it). If that doesn't qualify, my stun gun. ZAP!!!!

29th August 2002, 16:20	#16
Jon Deaux Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ozark Mountains Posts: 850	Hahahaha!!! I'm with Lemon_Chicken on this one...my axe is a sonic weapon! Played through a twin stack of Marshalls I can make ears bleed, explode windows, and shut down the electronic ignitions of passing automobiles. A couple of weeks ago I nearly caused the Contraband Commmand Paranoia Patrol to crash when it's helicopter's main rotor began to buffet after encountering sound waves from my garage. Make mine metal! "Nothing really matters much to me"-Freddie Mercury Last edited by Jon Deaux; 29th August 2002 at 18:13.

29th August 2002, 16:20	#17
OutKast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: London Posts: 368	My girlfriend. Shes a MAN EATER! LOL 1.

29th August 2002, 16:24	#18
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	Several katanas

29th August 2002, 17:49	#19
Print Forum King Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,215	I am hiding some dude named [could offend people] in my basement. Isn't he dangerous?

29th August 2002, 17:52	#20
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	im a redhead..'nuff said "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

29th August 2002, 18:00	#21
c2R Stereotype? (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ware, England Posts: 3,511	As it's potentially dangerous things... it's a close call between my electricity and my cars. Both can kill very easily if I felt the urge to use them in such a way... 230V connected to the bath for example, and zap! lights out for darker skies # forums.winamp.com boinc team # tms

29th August 2002, 18:08	#22
Jon Deaux Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ozark Mountains Posts: 850	"im a redhead..'nuff said"-Pixiefied Damn right. The only thing more dangerous than a cute redhead is a cute redhead with double Ds. Ms. Deaux interupts to remind me my XR600R is none too safe, to which I reply "pshaw", but I think I know what she means. I haven't the heart to tell her I'm no longer the fearless gladiator of yesteryear. "Nothing really matters much to me"-Freddie Mercury

29th August 2002, 18:41	#23
Curi0us_George Forum King Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: -1 Posts: 5,179	I've just got the standard fare: kitchen knives, electricity, cast iron frying pan. I've got some straight razors, but they are at my parents' house. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned. 47 65 6C 61 65 64 2E 63 6F 6D 00

29th August 2002, 18:45	#24
Trigear bear! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,426	/me reaches to his pants and whips out his most dangerous possession... my car keys silly!

29th August 2002, 18:51	#25
Sandman2012 <3 foobar2k (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,203	the most dangerous thing I have is my dial-up connection. It changes me from a mild-mannered young man into a raging hulk with each second it takes a page to load. I'm gonna have dsl in less than a week... pabook.net

29th August 2002, 19:23	#28
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	a pc with ie and the forums in the favourites (to get to your razor-sharp wit, ethan). kitchen knives, car, there is a slurry pit round back, there are a good few bodies in there (slurry = organic fertiliser, that's all you need to know).

29th August 2002, 19:40	#30
Magic_Midget Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in TX finally Posts: 1,416	puts on his blonde wig Like Poetry and art? Visit my DeviantArt Site: www.lilithlairpoetry.deviantart.com

29th August 2002, 19:53	#31
Mr. 75MHz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 354	The most dangerous thing I own is my mind it gets up to all sorts of things

29th August 2002, 20:14	#32
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	either the double barreled shotgun or the chinese semi-automatic assualt rifle. i have a 60lb bow but i dont know how to use it. missyob made me post this.

29th August 2002, 20:29	#33
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Cavalry sword (admittedly its only a dress sword, but its pretty lethal) A cleaver 6 knives with at least 6" blades (kitchen knives) Used to own some throwing knives, but they got lost. Dismantled trebuchet (i made it a couple of summers ago when i had a catapult fad going)

29th August 2002, 20:50	#34
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	I AM the most dangerous thing I own... On the other hand, I own a 30/30, lots of sharp knives, a pocket knife that's way to sharp to handle (Gently press on the blade and you can cut yourself), some fireworks (Blackcat firecrackers, Blackcat bottle rockets, artillery shells, etc), my car, a chainsaw, a lawnmower, broken glass sitting on the bottom of my garbage can outside, an accidental print-out of a naked man while I was drunk once... A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

29th August 2002, 21:04	#36
Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	I own a katana. Very real and very sharp.

29th August 2002, 21:58	#37
squell Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island Closest To Heaven Posts: 713	my own 6 inch needles are more dangerous than anything named in this thread so far!

29th August 2002, 22:05	#38
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	A genuine hand-made Honduran war machete. It's right up there with my mad skills when coupled with drumsticks eh, heh.

29th August 2002, 22:07	#39
jyvasaa Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: suomi Posts: 967	heck, just about anything can be dangerous if it is used as such. jyvasaa

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