21st November 2002, 19:47
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If I had a............thread topic!
 So sue me, it's my first useless thread 
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21st November 2002, 19:48
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the first step is always admitting you have a problem. welcome el chevelle.
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21st November 2002, 19:49
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You really should have put it in quotes - that always sets a useless thread apart from the crowd.
 Oh, and thanks for copying the beginning of my thread...what are you implying? 
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21st November 2002, 19:53
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There are actually 2 "If I had a " threads on the first page right now, though 90% of the lame threads here can be called "If I had a life"
 
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21st November 2002, 19:54
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Hobbit Humper
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More Spam.....
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21st November 2002, 19:57
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bear!
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this is a funny thread; although i'm still trying to figure out where the butt of chev's joke lies...
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21st November 2002, 19:57
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Alright, alright......
Let me give you this to stick in your empty slots: I'll be away from you all for awhile since our ski season starts tomorrow making me a very busy Gringo. SO, I wish you all the best my friends and if I don't make it here before the end of the holidays.... May you and your friends and families have the very best of times this holiday season! Take care, love you all  Chev |
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21st November 2002, 19:57
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hmmm
ex mods gonna get modded LOL go for it chev! |
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21st November 2002, 20:00
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Your "First" useless topic?
Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird. |
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21st November 2002, 20:03
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bear!
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21st November 2002, 20:05
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Have fun!
A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though... |
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21st November 2002, 20:06
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21st November 2002, 20:15
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Ughhh, I should be shot for saying ski season
 They are trying to appease everyone here now by saying snowrider season 
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21st November 2002, 20:39
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Another useless trend?
MAKE MONEY FAST!!!
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What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business! ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------ Step 1) you don’t need to retype this. Just go copy and paste it in your wordpad or Microsoft etc.. and edit it by adding your name to the # 6 by bumping each and every person’s up one number on the list Step 2) save your WordPad or Microsoft so that when u want to send your file in a different format you have this file to go back to Step 3) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various Newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) Step 4) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new Message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. 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Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet. WHY NOT GIVE IT A SHOT AND JUST SEE IF IT DOES WORK??? Remember: play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. : You wouldn’t want someone to cheat you the same way you may be Cheating! |
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21st November 2002, 20:45
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GREAT!
Another dumbass n00b who yearns to be banned  Me starting tomorrow: 
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21st November 2002, 20:57
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This is a great opportunity for a cheap pun.
"Cool!". There, I said it. /me leaves 
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21st November 2002, 21:03
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bah, i'll fly over there and teach you a thing or two about 'boardin chev. i r teh 1336 at it (i fell off once, and broke my nose)
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21st November 2002, 21:53
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Take care of yourself Chev! And have a good time. I personally wouldn't mind seeing more pics: I always like looking at people doing things that I suck at. :0)
Lots of Love, Mea A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant. |
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21st November 2002, 21:59
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See you around Chev. Don't go chasing those ski babes too hard, we don't want your heart (or something else) giving up before your time...
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21st November 2002, 23:39
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Enjoy, Chev.
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21st November 2002, 23:50
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Shit lucky man,Ages since I've been skiing.
i just managed to isolate one of these little bleeders, don't know how long he's been around but enjoy anyway
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22nd November 2002, 00:08
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22nd November 2002, 00:22
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break a leg
"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones |
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22nd November 2002, 00:38
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/me screams like Homer a million times!!!
 Could it be?!?!?!? Could Chev's cold cold heart be getting warm??? Could his once ironclad rules be breaking??? Could he for once be having fun??? Is this the same man that threatened to ban me so many times??? OH NO!!! CHEV'S BECOMING ONE OF US!!!!!! /me snickers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Haha!! Okay, I've had my fun. Btw, Chev, I fucking swear you look just like my school's LAN administrator!! He is the most sober, mean, and never-break-a-rule guy! I swear he fucking scares the shit outa me!
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22nd November 2002, 03:05
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Have fun Chev
We'll miss ya!
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22nd November 2002, 03:15
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heh show thoes slopes who's boss |
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22nd November 2002, 07:43
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