How do you sneeze?

il cornuto · 23rd April 2003, 09:00

I only ask because a lady where I work has the daintiest sneeze in the world - ever! I tend to be noisy but quite dry. How about you? Loud,quiet,dry,squeltchy or something more...unusual?

Mr Jones · 23rd April 2003, 09:02

Depends if there is anyone in front of me I wanna infect with SARS at the time...

virtlink · 23rd April 2003, 09:31

I always sneeze very loud and hard (dry tough). Then, as a result of the power of my sneeze, I fly all the way back to the other side of the room.

B.t.w. I always start sneezing when I am just out of bed and look into the bright sunlicht of the rising sun. (yes, I know. I should be on my bicycle to school at that time, but I always sleep trough and come into the classroom too late!).

anubis2003 · 23rd April 2003, 11:04

I have sneezing down to an artform. I can sneeze however I want to, whenever I want to.

ryan · 23rd April 2003, 12:17

haha I can too!

my sister she's like acho

d0rk · 23rd April 2003, 15:12

Mine is very very loud, powerful, and lots o' snot at some times

MetallichicA · 23rd April 2003, 15:18

I ALWAYS sneeze in threes, unless something is really bothering my allergies. People tell me I sneeze daintily, but I don't think I do. I just try to be polite

d0rk · 23rd April 2003, 15:20

You know...if you sneeze one time its 1/8th of a orgasm...there is a kid at school that sneezes 4-6 time every time he sneezes...and his most at one time is 11.

MetallichicA · 23rd April 2003, 15:28

*chica does the math.... I've had two orgasms in a row before, then. Well, 14 sneezes, so... an orgasm and 3/4 LOL.

Funny, it's just not the same.

Otherwise I'd sneeze a LOT more often!

d0rk · 23rd April 2003, 15:34

wow chica that must be fun...hehe I think we all would

ohhjebus · 23rd April 2003, 16:33

i sneeze loud and proud. Its usually enough to scare an enitre classroom of people, or any room full of people. Which is awesome.

eleet-2k2 · 23rd April 2003, 17:49

My dad can sneeze tons of times in a row, he's sneezed a max of 22 times before, and really loudly.

I sneeze loudly and hard.

FesterHead · 23rd April 2003, 18:42

I prefer to ball up my left fist and sneeze into the index/thumb curl while saying "Shit".

Raz · 23rd April 2003, 19:09

If i have one of those chesty coughs i can sneeze as many times as i want. huge loud ones.

Bilbo Baggins · 23rd April 2003, 21:05

Only two orgasms Chica? Come see me some time.

I don't have a set method of sneezing. I am not that bothered about how I appear...

23rd April 2003, 09:00	#1
il cornuto Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: A tiny island (England) Posts: 28	How do you sneeze? I only ask because a lady where I work has the daintiest sneeze in the world - ever! I tend to be noisy but quite dry. How about you? Loud,quiet,dry,squeltchy or something more...unusual?

23rd April 2003, 09:31	#3
virtlink Major Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At [4C69:6E6B] Posts: 561	I always sneeze very loud and hard (dry tough). Then, as a result of the power of my sneeze, I fly all the way back to the other side of the room. B.t.w. I always start sneezing when I am just out of bed and look into the bright sunlicht of the rising sun. (yes, I know. I should be on my bicycle to school at that time, but I always sleep trough and come into the classroom too late!). "I'll quote you when you say something memorable." - Claudia Pelsmaeker

23rd April 2003, 11:04	#4
anubis2003 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: middle of somewhere Posts: 5,564	I have sneezing down to an artform. I can sneeze however I want to, whenever I want to. [Over The Monkey] \| [My DeviantArt] \| [Se ti] \| [Atmo Digital Design Forums]

23rd April 2003, 15:12	#6
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Mine is very very loud, powerful, and lots o' snot at some times I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

23rd April 2003, 15:20	#8
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	You know...if you sneeze one time its 1/8th of a orgasm...there is a kid at school that sneezes 4-6 time every time he sneezes...and his most at one time is 11. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

23rd April 2003, 09:02	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Depends if there is anyone in front of me I wanna infect with SARS at the time...

23rd April 2003, 12:17	#5
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	haha I can too! my sister she's like acho

23rd April 2003, 15:18	#7
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	I ALWAYS sneeze in threes, unless something is really bothering my allergies. People tell me I sneeze daintily, but I don't think I do. I just try to be polite

23rd April 2003, 15:28	#9
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	*chica does the math.... I've had two orgasms in a row before, then. Well, 14 sneezes, so... an orgasm and 3/4 LOL. Funny, it's just not the same. Otherwise I'd sneeze a LOT more often!

23rd April 2003, 15:34	#10
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	wow chica that must be fun...hehe I think we all would I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

23rd April 2003, 16:33	#11
ohhjebus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 252	i sneeze loud and proud. Its usually enough to scare an enitre classroom of people, or any room full of people. Which is awesome.

23rd April 2003, 17:49	#12
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	My dad can sneeze tons of times in a row, he's sneezed a max of 22 times before, and really loudly. I sneeze loudly and hard. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

23rd April 2003, 18:42	#13
FesterHead Alumni Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Maui, Hawaii Posts: 14,108	I prefer to ball up my left fist and sneeze into the index/thumb curl while saying "Shit".

23rd April 2003, 19:09	#14
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	If i have one of those chesty coughs i can sneeze as many times as i want. huge loud ones.

23rd April 2003, 21:05	#15
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Only two orgasms Chica? Come see me some time. I don't have a set method of sneezing. I am not that bothered about how I appear...

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