What The Emoticons Tell Me

[Magrakamajira]

This is a weird little bunch of thoughts that have been running though my head recently.

- This guy's name is Alex. He's a psychologist from Memphis Tennessee. He is smiling because he just drank some tasty coffee.

- This guy's name is Tim. He currently writes romance novels in Seattle Washington. He's frowning because he just found that his pet goat named Doug has a giant hemrhoid in it's eyeballs.

- This is the Winamp icon. When I see it, it says to me: "Yeah Winamp!" and then I sneeze. Don't know why.

- This guy's name is Zack. He is the roomate of Tim. Despite what you may believe by his facial expression, this guy is really a sad lonely antisocial man. He is just making that face because Doug, Tim's goat, just kicked him in the balls.

- This guy's name is Guilhem, a 60 year old mentally retarded redneck cowboy from France. He has a daughter named La La and a son named Da Da. He is winking because he did it for 4 days straight once when he was a kid, and now it's stuck that way. Please don't laugh at him. I SAID DON'T LAUGH!

- This one's name is Beau. Beau is a goofy little 5 year old pretending to be a snake. You don't want to know why. Really.

- This Guy's name is Sha-boo. He grew up in the hood and is now a big time ecstacy dealer on the streets. People call him 'The blind boo' because he is claimed to have never taken off his sunglasses.

- This is a girl named Kayla. She is a midget and works as a librarian. She has an excellent social quality, but she pisses people off alot, since she only speaks in sarcasm. So basically, this girl is a sarcastic library midget. Cool huh? Let's move on.

- This man's name is Gornath, he is always mad because he lives in hell and his ass is always on fire. I'm sure anyone would be mad about that. Poor guy.

- This is a woman named Gertrude. She comes from the planet of the very frightened people. Please don't talk her, she will probably shit her pants.

- This is a guy named Rusty. Rusty's brain is a little rusty. No, I'm really actually serious. We don't know how it got there, but he has had a cat scan, and it has been proven. It's kind of sad, but Rusty is an oil salesman. How ironic. So close, yet so far.

- This is a thumb pointing up. It tells me something is good. I still have yet to figure out who's hand it is.

- This one's name is Peter, a 49 year old antisocial invalid who weighs close to 400 pounds, can't get out of his chair, and sits in his apartment with the windows shut out and the TV on. Trust me, you don't want to know any more than that.

- This guy's name is Vithloroth, a 16 year old black mage who lives deep in the forest somewhere. You don't want to encounter this person, he's absolutley evil. He told me that if I ever posted his face on these forums ever again, he would kill me. /me shudders

- This girl just got hit in the head with a rock.

- :sigh: - Where do I start with Igor?

Igor has moved out of his master's castle and searched for a better life. He had to anyway, because Frankenstein was always beating on him. Igor became a cereal slave in a lucky charms factory. He gets to load lucky charms dispensers. He became member of the month once, and his boss gave him a lucky charms t-shirt. It is his most prized possession. After a few years had past he finally had enough money to consult a mortician. The mortician did what he could, and now Igor is living the life as a normal looking person. But it didn't last long, the lucky charms factory was blown up by Afgahn Terrorists. Igor ran away and is now living in a hole underneath Richard Simmon's house.

- This guy is an opera singer named Chuck. He is famous for singing the song called "Wah". As you can see, Chuck is always singing that song. He's always going "Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"

- This is a thumb pointing down. It tells me something is bad. I still have yet to figure out who's hand it is. OMG, do you think it's the same hand that's pointing up?! I'm scared.

- This one is a curious young man named Nick. He's on to you. Don't take this guy as joking around. He's a big time blackmailer. He got me once, the bastard. I'll get him back some day.....heh heh.

Just remember folks, I'm not crazy, just very close to it.