I have a problem, and I admit it...

squakMix · 6th April 2004, 22:04

I think I, and many others, are addicted to this forum. I go here, 5 to 20 times a day...

God, I'm a monster

cyu · 6th April 2004, 22:09

1) turn off pc
2) lock modem
3) swallow key
4) go outside
5) get hit by a bus

squakMix · 6th April 2004, 22:11

Quote:

Originally posted by cyu
1) turn off pc
2) lock modem
3) swallow key
4) go outside
5) get hit by a bus

I love the quote in your avatar. Hilarious.

cyu · 6th April 2004, 22:15

Heh. Do you have ADD?

MidnightViper88 · 6th April 2004, 22:15

You could ask a mod to lock your account here, and then have someone report your ISP about "bad things"...

But nah...I'll go with cyu's suggestion, as to you, death would be a better suited option than no internet...

mark · 9th April 2004, 11:31

I have ADD....

Germ · 9th April 2004, 11:49

No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed.

k_rock923 · 9th April 2004, 13:29

i used to spend way too much time on the forums. then one day i went outside for track and rememberd that i actually like the outside world as scary as that may sound. plus, my eyesight has gone down the toilet from staring at the screen all day.

griffinn · 9th April 2004, 13:32

Confucius says, Man who drops eyeballs in toilet, bound to look shitty.

ryan · 9th April 2004, 14:01

Griff's humor knows no bounds.

hgnis · 9th April 2004, 22:36

Quote:

Originally posted by squakMix
I go here, 5 to 20 times a day...

Confucius say man who go 20 time a day running smooth.
Confucius say man who go 20 time a day have trouble coming.

OutlawJim · 9th April 2004, 22:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Germ
No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed.

LOL, best quote ever

EternalSSaturn · 10th April 2004, 06:56

Confucius says, huh?

Loveless · 10th April 2004, 07:22

No. Confucius say.

Paradoxically, whereas "Confucius says" is incorrect, (since in reality he "said") and is therefore invalid, "Confucius say" through its grammatical incorrectness defeats this grammatical requirement and remains valid.

mark · 10th April 2004, 10:06

that, and thats how chinese people talk apparently.

Rocker · 10th April 2004, 10:07

editing post.

i used to post a lot... like > 50 per day

edited post

oh well, thats what you call addicted.

6th April 2004, 22:04	#1
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	I have a problem, and I admit it... I think I, and many others, are addicted to this forum. I go here, 5 to 20 times a day... God, I'm a monster Check out my music

6th April 2004, 22:15	#5
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	You could ask a mod to lock your account here, and then have someone report your ISP about "bad things"... But nah...I'll go with cyu's suggestion, as to you, death would be a better suited option than no internet... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

9th April 2004, 13:29	#8
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	i used to spend way too much time on the forums. then one day i went outside for track and rememberd that i actually like the outside world as scary as that may sound. plus, my eyesight has gone down the toilet from staring at the screen all day. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

9th April 2004, 13:32	#9
griffinn Court Jester (Forum King) Join Date: May 2000 Location: Your local toystore Posts: 3,501	Confucius says, Man who drops eyeballs in toilet, bound to look shitty. The smiley slot machine! \| Quotable Blog

10th April 2004, 07:22	#14
Loveless Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 421	No. Confucius say. Paradoxically, whereas "Confucius says" is incorrect, (since in reality he "said") and is therefore invalid, "Confucius say" through its grammatical incorrectness defeats this grammatical requirement and remains valid. WOT NO FANNY PACKS? (. .) ----------------------w-O-w-----------

6th April 2004, 22:09	#2
cyu Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in front of my pc Posts: 1,617	1) turn off pc 2) lock modem 3) swallow key 4) go outside 5) get hit by a bus

9th April 2004, 11:31	#6
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	I have ADD....

9th April 2004, 11:49	#7
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed.

9th April 2004, 14:01	#10
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Griff's humor knows no bounds.

10th April 2004, 06:56	#13
EternalSSaturn Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Buda, TX, USA Posts: 156	Confucius says, huh?

10th April 2004, 10:06	#15
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	that, and thats how chinese people talk apparently.

10th April 2004, 10:07	#16
Rocker Hiding in plain sight (mod) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 9,910	editing post. i used to post a lot... like > 50 per day edited post oh well, thats what you call addicted.

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