tom daschle, socialist (errr i mean senator), who believes that there should human embryo farms (hmm matrix) and believes that taking more money from working americans will somehow "save" the economy.
ted turner, leaves his wife after she became a christian, basically considers any spiritial individual an absolute idiot, wants to abolish religion all-together. would also make a nice companion for tom daschle. oh let's sing "love is in the aiiirrrr"
rosie o'donnel for being a fatass know-it-all leftie who tried to raise funds for the yates woman who slaughtered her children. also she's really fat and annoying
bill clinton for being a complete jackass for not killing bin laden with the 3
chances handed to him. for also raising small and large business taxes before leaving and for degrading the highest office.
geraldo rivera, former clinton supporter, who tries to be a war correspondent for fox news. he tries to act moderate by packing but he's still up to his drabby emotional brainwashing tactics.