Winamp Legends Series: SLK

ElChevelle · 10th October 2002, 13:56

The date? May 13th, 2000
SexyLoserKitten burst onto the Winamp scene with a style and flair unequalled since. With an incredibly dynamic sense of humor, she captivated forum audiences with her sexy, devilish behavior and sarcastic charisma.
As one forumer put it:
"She was the girl next door with a psychotic surprise for you. Like a black widow, she would seduce you, lure you by your side, then kick you in the nads with her sharp wit."
She was quickly elevated to Moderator status where she literally whipped trolls and porn-minded teenagers into shape. While she was worshipped as a goddess, she was also feared as a she-devil, drill instructress

In my opinion, the greatest source of entertainment on a lonely, horny night on a computer, and a true confidante when times were tough.
I give you:
SLK: Winamp Legend

For classic SLK postage, visit SLK's profile, then click the 'see all posts by' button.

For Winamp Legends, I am your guest host ElChevelle.
Join us next time when we salute Winamp Legends!

Cheezychops · 10th October 2002, 14:08

/me claps...............

/me wonders why you can see all the posts in "Forums BackStage" in the post list. I thought the whole point was so non-mods couldn't see those posts.

ElChevelle · 10th October 2002, 14:12

Oops!
Link removed (didn't know I could do that)

Feel free to add your thoughts (tribute time) about today's Legend

/me smiles at cheezychops' fitting /me usage

fwgx · 10th October 2002, 17:53

I bow before ye SLK, I am but your humble servent, tell we what do do oh mater!

rm' · 10th October 2002, 17:55

I, as well, also want to be told what to do, mater.

John M · 10th October 2002, 18:52

rrrrrr. spank me

J. Burnaway · 10th October 2002, 19:17

The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit

Vie · 10th October 2002, 19:27

Quote:

Originally posted by John M
rrrrrr. spank me

/me obliges

eleet-2k2 · 10th October 2002, 20:45

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit

Very true.

I cought the very, very tail end of her era as i recall, but I do remeber some of her newer posts.

She seems like a lot of fun in a missob kinda way.

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 01:44

meh, she could handle us all.

dollerspark · 11th October 2002, 01:48

Go SLK! Wish I would have been there during her reign...

I enjoyed the show, Mr. Chevelle (even though you didn't inlcude her pic). I eagerly await the next episode

Bilbo Baggins · 11th October 2002, 07:53

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit

The thing is though that if you had tried it on with her, you would have left with the inability to fuck. For life.

Good thread Chevvy. Whose next?

(Nren?

)

binary hero · 11th October 2002, 09:16

Quote:

Originally posted by 31337-2k2
Very true. I cought the very, very tail end of her era as i recall, but I do remeber some of her newer posts. She seems like a lot of fun in a missob kinda way.

same.

but she is still around in a ghostly sort of way...she hasn't quite given up on us yet

james · 11th October 2002, 09:18

I remember reading her posts about two years ago

Awesome they were.

Twilightseer · 11th October 2002, 09:56

Chevy launches a winamp legend series, sweet

/me grabs pop-corn, sits back and gets ready to enjoy

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 10:16

/me waits for chev to feature himself

Bizznatch · 11th October 2002, 10:22

i'll probly be in the legends seires, after about the 97th one

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 10:24

then i will be after the 998th

i am the greatest legend... after that guy who joined in 2000 and never even made a post.....

binary hero · 11th October 2002, 10:35

Quote:

Originally posted by InvisableMan
then i will be after the 998th

i am the greatest legend... after that guy who joined in 2000 and never even made a post.....

ahh! pwned!
i am a greater legend than j00!

Bizznatch · 11th October 2002, 10:39

the winamp legends series fall lineup:

1. SexyLoserKitten
2. Xerxes
3. sgtfuzzbubble99
4. ElChevelle
5. incubus*chick

...
...
...
...
...
...
95. Rebel_mom
96. Anonymous
97. Bizznatch!!

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 11:00

nah... you have to uber to be a legend

who is uber?

well, thats up to chev, now isnt it.

binary hero · 11th October 2002, 11:25

bizz, you have a </br> in your anonymous link there (idiot

:P)

Xerxes · 11th October 2002, 11:51

I'm getting visions of Kiki Shepard presenting this week's "Apollo Legend" on that extremely annoying "It's Showtime at the Apollo!" show.

s1138 · 11th October 2002, 12:34

ahh...SLK...

waffles and oreos..25ft dicks...
to bad im her son

binary hero · 11th October 2002, 12:47

Quote:

Originally posted by s1138
ahh...SLK...

waffles and oreos..25ft dicks...
to bad im her son

...daughter...not son...

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 13:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Good thread Chevvy. Whose next?

Could be you, my mammarable friend

The intent was that everyone go out and hunt down a classic thread, post or quote from each legend and post it accordingly here. Sort of an epitaph for the undead

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 13:28

mmh.

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I searched for a thread on this, but to no avail. I'm perplexed, Though my winamp seems to be there and IS playing, it is invisible on my desktop......I can't see it therefore, I can't figure out why it is 'invisable'.
*feelin less than brainy* at this point. Anyone?

mmh mmh.

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Why not download the plugin that can make Winamp play them anyway?

Hope this helps

Bilbo

etc? like that?

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 13:43

This is a tribute to SLK, not me or Bilbo.
Thanks for mocking it though

InvisableMan · 11th October 2002, 13:44

you didnt specify!!!

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 13:54

The thread title gives it away

"This week on Behind the Music. Aerosmith. We begin our story with a biography of Van Halen"

Yea, that sounds right

s1138 · 11th October 2002, 15:54

Abuse = Love

SexyLoserKitten · 11th October 2002, 18:38

And..A legend? Aren't legends old and decrepit and defunct?

Oh No, I definitely don't want to be that

/me starts exercising her pull around here more

Haha Chev, I have no greater love and respect for a forumer than you =D
Thanks so much sweetness =*
(btw babe I'm still up and around..pm me

)

As for the rest of you, get your asses in gear and get searching for my quotes fuckers! (oh I got tingly =P)
Hehe only kidding yas

But of course we can't forget the most overused one (or two rather):
"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"
"Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk"

Ok, now this thread can officially die in peace =D

(btw, you can see the preview of the posts backstage, but I don't think non-mods can view the actual posts)

Bilbo Baggins · 11th October 2002, 18:47

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten

But of course we can't forget the most overused one (or two rather):
"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"
"Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk"

So sorely missed

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 19:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins

So sorely missed

I'd rather be so sorely fucked!

J. Burnaway · 11th October 2002, 19:22

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Damn that was cool....also..one more point to add...if you want to know what the true essence of a waffle is, one must consult a trusted and true person who has been guided by the ways of the three Books of Waffle: Book of Batter, Haikus of Syrup, and Songs of Stcikiness...only then, after suffereing through many cultural and ritulistic sex acts may one discover the true meaning of why waffles are here on this earth....they're not just for moderators anymore........

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 19:29

That's what I'm talkin bout!

And SLK? I'll send you a sample of my awesome handwriting on the back of a snail

ElChevelle · 11th October 2002, 19:48

WHIPPING AND RECEIVING DEPARTMENT

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Hmm..

Now come on, do you think a person like me would have only one whip? And even if I did only have one whip, I get major discounts for being a frequent shopper at my local fetish store...

[b]

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
The bitch is back
(and armed with a Winamp cap, some Nullsoft stickers and one or 2 arc welders And of course a brand new whip )

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
And what, pray tell, do the women do? And if you tell me we just walk around looking cute and bringing ya'll some beer, I'm gonna hafta whip your pathetic puny asses and make ya's all me and Jayn's bitches..

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Hmm...is one whip crack the best you can do?
/me goes to claw at Sarge
Ouchie!
/me winces in pain from sore neck and shoulders
Grr
/me needs to go take some strong pain meds
/me whips Sarge worse than they whip Mike
Now that's how you whip somebody hunni

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten

You naughty, naughty boy you...
Bitch...
/me jumps Sarge and handcuffs his hands and feet
/me grabs key out of his hands
/me gets out whip
Time to teach you a lesson about going in other people's "no-no" places..

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Hmmm...need something worse than a whip..
Oh I know!
/me runs to nearest novelty sex shop
/me comes back holding up small package
Hows about an anal plug?
/me watches as Sarge screams in terror

*Note-no I do not actually use them..that's just plain nasty

....and the following from one of my favorite anti-Chev threads:
I Hate ElChevelle.....I'm Bitchn'

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
/me busts in with whip

Ok..who's bitching about me and Jayn's bitch?

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 12th October 2002, 04:08

GAWD-DAMN!! I forgot just how abused I was...

But I loved it.

Quote:

slk said...
one or 2 arc welders...

Aww yeah.

Now THAT brings back memories.

d0rk · 15th August 2003, 06:38

SLK needs to come back on a daily basis...

iomegajaz · 15th August 2003, 07:25

Quote:

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
Ok, now this thread can officially die in peace =D

Stealin my smilies... why I oughta...

Locked.
Bitch about the injustice of my lockin this... here.

10th October 2002, 13:56	#1
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Winamp Legends Series: SLK The date? May 13th, 2000 SexyLoserKitten burst onto the Winamp scene with a style and flair unequalled since. With an incredibly dynamic sense of humor, she captivated forum audiences with her sexy, devilish behavior and sarcastic charisma. As one forumer put it: "She was the girl next door with a psychotic surprise for you. Like a black widow, she would seduce you, lure you by your side, then kick you in the nads with her sharp wit." She was quickly elevated to Moderator status where she literally whipped trolls and porn-minded teenagers into shape. While she was worshipped as a goddess, she was also feared as a she-devil, drill instructress In my opinion, the greatest source of entertainment on a lonely, horny night on a computer, and a true confidante when times were tough. I give you: SLK: Winamp Legend For classic SLK postage, visit SLK's profile, then click the 'see all posts by' button. For Winamp Legends, I am your guest host ElChevelle. Join us next time when we salute Winamp Legends!

10th October 2002, 17:53	#4
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	I bow before ye SLK, I am but your humble servent, tell we what do do oh mater! "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

10th October 2002, 18:52	#6
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	rrrrrr. spank me missyob made me post this.

11th October 2002, 01:48	#11
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	Go SLK! Wish I would have been there during her reign... I enjoyed the show, Mr. Chevelle (even though you didn't inlcude her pic). I eagerly await the next episode "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

11th October 2002, 09:18	#14
james Forum PFY (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WR3 or NG7 Posts: 6.2+3i Posts: 1,698	I remember reading her posts about two years ago Awesome they were. He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.

10th October 2002, 14:08	#2
Cheezychops Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 767	/me claps............... /me wonders why you can see all the posts in "Forums BackStage" in the post list. I thought the whole point was so non-mods couldn't see those posts.

10th October 2002, 14:12	#3
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Oops! Link removed (didn't know I could do that) Feel free to add your thoughts (tribute time) about today's Legend /me smiles at cheezychops' fitting /me usage

10th October 2002, 17:55	#5
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	I, as well, also want to be told what to do, mater.

10th October 2002, 19:17	#7
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,536	The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions. /me puts on flame-proof suit

11th October 2002, 01:44	#10
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,333	meh, she could handle us all.

11th October 2002, 09:56	#15
Twilightseer Frenchoderator Join Date: May 2000 Location: Lavabo, fond du couloir, 3è porte à droite Posts: 6,309	Chevy launches a winamp legend series, sweet /me grabs pop-corn, sits back and gets ready to enjoy

11th October 2002, 10:16	#16
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,333	/me waits for chev to feature himself

11th October 2002, 10:22	#17
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,180	i'll probly be in the legends seires, after about the 97th one

11th October 2002, 10:24	#18
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,333	then i will be after the 998th i am the greatest legend... after that guy who joined in 2000 and never even made a post.....

11th October 2002, 10:39	#20
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,180	the winamp legends series fall lineup: 1. SexyLoserKitten 2. Xerxes 3. sgtfuzzbubble99 4. ElChevelle 5. incubus*chick ... ... ... ... ... ... 95. Rebel_mom 96. Anonymous 97. Bizznatch!!

11th October 2002, 11:00	#21
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,333	nah... you have to uber to be a legend who is uber? well, thats up to chev, now isnt it.

11th October 2002, 11:25	#22
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	bizz, you have a </br> in your anonymous link there (idiot :P)

11th October 2002, 11:51	#23
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	I'm getting visions of Kiki Shepard presenting this week's "Apollo Legend" on that extremely annoying "It's Showtime at the Apollo!" show.

11th October 2002, 12:34	#24
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	ahh...SLK... waffles and oreos..25ft dicks... to bad im her son

11th October 2002, 13:43	#28
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	This is a tribute to SLK, not me or Bilbo. Thanks for mocking it though

11th October 2002, 13:44	#29
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,333	you didnt specify!!!

11th October 2002, 13:54	#30
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	The thread title gives it away "This week on Behind the Music. Aerosmith. We begin our story with a biography of Van Halen" Yea, that sounds right

11th October 2002, 15:54	#31
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	Abuse = Love

11th October 2002, 18:38	#32
SexyLoserKitten Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,306	omg I have a thread! And..A legend? Aren't legends old and decrepit and defunct? Oh No, I definitely don't want to be that /me starts exercising her pull around here more Haha Chev, I have no greater love and respect for a forumer than you =D Thanks so much sweetness =* (btw babe I'm still up and around..pm me ) As for the rest of you, get your asses in gear and get searching for my quotes fuckers! (oh I got tingly =P) Hehe only kidding yas But of course we can't forget the most overused one (or two rather): "Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned" "Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk" Ok, now this thread can officially die in peace =D (btw, you can see the preview of the posts backstage, but I don't think non-mods can view the actual posts)

11th October 2002, 19:29	#36
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	That's what I'm talkin bout! And SLK? I'll send you a sample of my awesome handwriting on the back of a snail

15th August 2003, 06:38	#39
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	SLK needs to come back on a daily basis... I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

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