Urine for a treat: Scientists Grow Penises in Laboratory!

Xerxes · 11th September 2002, 20:07

Story

Heck with pills, now you can just get a replacement.

J. Burnaway · 11th September 2002, 20:14

"The six-million dollar penis"

"We can make it better than it was...
bigger...
longer...
wider..."

Cue music

fish · 11th September 2002, 20:15

Penii?

Xerxes · 11th September 2002, 20:19

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
"The six-million dollar penis"

"We can make it better than it was...
bigger...
longer...
wider..."
ribbed: for her pleasure
Cue music

patroclus22 · 11th September 2002, 20:21

Just imagine walking into your doctor's office later in life:

"Hi, could you show me something in an 8-and-a-half."

On the serious side, I know of people with clinical microphallus who this will be a godsend for.

Shenlong · 11th September 2002, 20:26

But, MOOOM, I love my original penis!

baafie · 11th September 2002, 20:27

Hmmmmm...

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 20:34

Forget fingers baby...

jyvasaa · 11th September 2002, 20:38

Quote:

Originally posted by baafie
Hmmmmm...

eleet-2k2 · 11th September 2002, 20:40

That is actually quite an amazing feat.

It could help all men alike, of any size and stature.

pixiefied · 11th September 2002, 20:48

and by notradaumas (cant spell it) predicted by 2099,we will have more pig parts than human parts.

its a good thing...a pigs orgasm lasts for 2 hours!

Shenlong · 11th September 2002, 20:54

Quote:

Originally posted by pixiefied

its a good thing...a pigs orgasm lasts for 2 hours!

I can hardly tell if that's a good thing or not...

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 20:58

GOD THAT WOULD BE ORSOME!

J. Burnaway · 11th September 2002, 21:22

It would put an end to the "nooner" however.

Shenlong · 11th September 2002, 21:26

Imagine the clean-up times...

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 21:54

Not if she's thirsy

/me dons a flame retardent suit and prepares to play dodge the axe against a group of angry female forummers

squell · 11th September 2002, 21:56

no one could drink for TWO HOURS. thats just CRAZY TALK.

zootm · 11th September 2002, 22:02

i've drank for more than two hours at a... oh. i see. drinking that?

i'm so glad i'm a guy. and that i'm straight. i mean no offence to gay peeps but that has to be worse than the fluid from a woman we can drink... and in less quantity...

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 22:06

Depends on waht you eat.

pixiefied · 11th September 2002, 22:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Not if she's thirsy

/me dons a flame retardent suit and prepares to play dodge the axe against a group of angry female forummers

zootm · 11th September 2002, 22:13

did you mean to say:

?

pixiefied · 11th September 2002, 22:16

yes i got it...thank god for that edit button

cyu · 11th September 2002, 22:24

You can always count on Xerxes to bring us such wonderful news.

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 22:25

I was only jokin Pixie

pixiefied · 11th September 2002, 22:26

me knows

Signal Box · 11th September 2002, 22:27

Shows how much time Science has on their hands. What's next, growing breasts?

QHOBBES · 11th September 2002, 22:31

"hey does it look like i'm talking into a bunch of robotic penises?"
"am i suppose to paint the penis?"
"am i suppose to sculpt the penis?"
"am i suppose to conduct with my penis?"

Bilbo Baggins · 11th September 2002, 22:32

Been there, done that...

pixiefied · 11th September 2002, 22:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Signal Box
Shows how much time Science has on their hands. What's next, growing breasts?

ya..didnt you see all those mice that escaped with a breast on their backs???

cyu · 11th September 2002, 22:37

Quote:

Originally posted by pixiefied
its a good thing...a pigs orgasm lasts for 2 hours!

Wait how did they figure this out again?

LAVAB84615 · 11th September 2002, 23:30

ew, my penis is awesome - just ask all those women lining up to have a chance with it... take a number please...

zootm · 12th September 2002, 13:21

Quote:

Originally posted by QHOBBES
"hey does it look like i'm talking into a bunch of robotic penises?"
"am i suppose to paint the penis?"
"am i suppose to sculpt the penis?"
"am i suppose to conduct with my penis?"

lol! family guy rules!

fwgx · 12th September 2002, 13:34

Are there penis enlargement pills like the 'popups' keep telling me or is it a load of, hmm....balls?

zootm · 12th September 2002, 13:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Are there penis enlargement pills like the 'popups' keep telling me or is it a load of, hmm....balls?

i don't know, but someone who knows my email is insistent they work...

i also keep getting emails about enlarging my breasts. i'm quite happy with the size of my penis. and my breasts.

fwgx · 12th September 2002, 13:39

I do have to admit I could do with bigger breasts

.

zootm · 12th September 2002, 13:46

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
I do have to admit I could do with bigger breasts .

i think bilbo's the man to talk to about this...

Jon Deaux · 12th September 2002, 15:58

If ya put em all over a VW it'll look like a pink porcupine.
Maybe.

Bilbo Baggins · 12th September 2002, 18:46

The image of laboratory penises was disturbing enough, but that thought has consigned me to Broadmoor for a looong time.

11th September 2002, 20:07	#1
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	Urine for a treat: Scientists Grow Penises in Laboratory! Story Heck with pills, now you can just get a replacement.

11th September 2002, 20:21	#5
patroclus22 Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hammond, IN Posts: 1,130	Just imagine walking into your doctor's office later in life: "Hi, could you show me something in an 8-and-a-half." On the serious side, I know of people with clinical microphallus who this will be a godsend for. Flypaper for the walking wounded since 1997

11th September 2002, 20:26	#6
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	But, MOOOM, I love my original penis! A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

11th September 2002, 20:40	#10
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	That is actually quite an amazing feat. It could help all men alike, of any size and stature. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

11th September 2002, 20:48	#11
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	and by notradaumas (cant spell it) predicted by 2099,we will have more pig parts than human parts. its a good thing...a pigs orgasm lasts for 2 hours! "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th September 2002, 20:14	#2
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,536	"The six-million dollar penis" "We can make it better than it was... bigger... longer... wider..." Cue music

11th September 2002, 20:15	#3
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	Penii?

11th September 2002, 20:34	#8
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Forget fingers baby...

11th September 2002, 20:58	#13
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	GOD THAT WOULD BE ORSOME!

11th September 2002, 21:22	#14
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,536	It would put an end to the "nooner" however.

11th September 2002, 21:26	#15
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	Imagine the clean-up times... A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

11th September 2002, 21:54	#16
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Not if she's thirsy /me dons a flame retardent suit and prepares to play dodge the axe against a group of angry female forummers

11th September 2002, 21:56	#17
squell Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island Closest To Heaven Posts: 713	no one could drink for TWO HOURS. thats just CRAZY TALK.

11th September 2002, 22:02	#18
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	i've drank for more than two hours at a... oh. i see. drinking that? i'm so glad i'm a guy. and that i'm straight. i mean no offence to gay peeps but that has to be worse than the fluid from a woman we can drink... and in less quantity...

11th September 2002, 22:06	#19
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Depends on waht you eat.

11th September 2002, 22:13	#21
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	did you mean to say: ?

11th September 2002, 22:16	#22
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	yes i got it...thank god for that edit button "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th September 2002, 22:24	#23
cyu Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in front of my pc Posts: 1,617	You can always count on Xerxes to bring us such wonderful news.

11th September 2002, 22:25	#24
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	I was only jokin Pixie

11th September 2002, 22:26	#25
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	me knows "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

11th September 2002, 22:27	#26
Signal Box Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 303	Shows how much time Science has on their hands. What's next, growing breasts? -Signal Box-

11th September 2002, 22:31	#27
QHOBBES Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: I H8 Mods Posts: 1,405	"hey does it look like i'm talking into a bunch of robotic penises?" "am i suppose to paint the penis?" "am i suppose to sculpt the penis?" "am i suppose to conduct with my penis?"

11th September 2002, 22:32	#28
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Been there, done that...

11th September 2002, 23:30	#31
LAVAB84615 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 117	ew, my penis is awesome - just ask all those women lining up to have a chance with it... take a number please...

12th September 2002, 13:34	#33
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	Are there penis enlargement pills like the 'popups' keep telling me or is it a load of, hmm....balls? "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

12th September 2002, 13:39	#35
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	I do have to admit I could do with bigger breasts . "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

12th September 2002, 15:58	#37
Jon Deaux Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ozark Mountains Posts: 850	If ya put em all over a VW it'll look like a pink porcupine. Maybe. "Nothing really matters much to me"-Freddie Mercury

12th September 2002, 18:46	#38
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	The image of laboratory penises was disturbing enough, but that thought has consigned me to Broadmoor for a looong time.

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