WOW!!! I Am Scaring Mr Jones Is Soul !!!???

shabaviz55 · 8th October 2003, 14:11

I want to know how is secret: Mr Jones isn't in moderated by & users browsing this forum sections, But, He answered rapidly!!!???

I am confused!!!!! Is that possible? He is soul?

I just see Mr Jones is not in this 2 section. I am scaring!!!

Please help me!!!

Mr Jones · 8th October 2003, 14:13

I'm omnipotent that's why.

Cylob · 8th October 2003, 14:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I'm omnipotent that's why.

Dictionary Corner:

Omnipotent - adjective all powerful. Omnipotence noun

liquidmotion · 8th October 2003, 14:37

good lord. all i can glean from that beauty is something about wanting to use Jones's hyperactive blood sugar to power a drill that will bore straight to hell to release demons to run Shabaviz's diet pill pyramid scheme.

other than that, illegible.

Widdykats · 8th October 2003, 14:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I'm omnipotent that's why.

And Generous, too!

"Louie" The Llama, The Myth!

AngelPHiSH · 8th October 2003, 15:30

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmotion
good lord. all i can glean from that beauty is something about wanting to use Jones's hyperactive blood sugar to power a drill that will bore straight to hell to release demons to run Shabaviz's diet pill pyramid scheme.

other than that, illegible.

Oh good, it's not just me.

o.O

hgnis · 8th October 2003, 15:48

How mean this post?

Germ · 8th October 2003, 16:14

Liquid makes me proud.

Widdykats · 8th October 2003, 16:19

Jones makes me sig.!!!

"Louie", not lonely anymo'

Starbucks · 8th October 2003, 18:30

You see shabaviz55, Mr Jones is a robot, much like the Swagbot. He will respond to your messages quickly, because he is a moderating program. Would you like to know more?

k_rock923 · 8th October 2003, 19:13

didn't you know, Mr Jones is everywhere all the time. Look out, you never know when he'll show up

ujay · 8th October 2003, 19:38

That would be omnipresent then.

The Omnipotence comes from giving him the key to the Mod's ****** cabinet

UJ

hgnis · 8th October 2003, 19:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Starbucks
Mr Jones is a robot, much like the Swagbot.

Comparing Windows 98 to XP.

godoncrack · 8th October 2003, 21:00

thats fucked up

Pixelcraft · 8th October 2003, 21:07

What does soul mean?

ujay · 8th October 2003, 21:59

soul = ghost/spirit ??

UJ

iomegajaz · 8th October 2003, 22:00

Omnipotent, or impotent. Two little letters, and your whole world's upside down.

Widdykats · 8th October 2003, 22:06

Quote:

Originally posted by iomegajaz
Omnipotent, or impotent. Two little letters, and your whole world's upside down.

Ain't it the truth!

"Louie", The Potent Llama

dlinkwit27 · 8th October 2003, 22:08

Quote:

Originally posted by iomegajaz
Omnipotent, or impotent. Two little letters, and your whole world's upside down.

and why is it that if a guy cant get the girl off, it is our fault, but also if we cant get hard, WE have to go to the doctor? huh? well?

Mr Jones · 8th October 2003, 22:14

Quote:

Originally posted by dlinkwit27
and why is it that if a guy cant get the girl off, it is our fault, but also if we cant get hard, WE have to go to the doctor? huh? well?

Do you speak from personal experience there?

iomegajaz · 8th October 2003, 22:28

dlink: it's always the guy's fault. Has society taught you nothing? =)

I dunno, I guess it's because traditionally, the guy takes care of stuff, while the girl looks pretty and cooks/cleans/etc. Guy can't get business done.. guy's fault.

Sorry, I'm rushed. I'm actually workingright now, you see. =) heh

Widdykats · 8th October 2003, 22:36

Quote:

Originally posted by iomegajaz
dlink: it's always the guy's fault. Has society taught you nothing? =)

I dunno, I guess it's because traditionally, the guy takes care of stuff, while the girl looks pretty and cooks/cleans/etc. Guy can't get business done.. guy's fault.

Sorry, I'm rushed. I'm actually workingright now, you see. =) heh

ARUGHHHHHHHH!! Oh, ok.

I don't need
my high-stress job! I'm doing it to polish my jewelry!
(gets up bangs head against wall)

"Louie", The Progressive Llama

Bilbo Baggins · 8th October 2003, 22:37

Funny way of working.

hgnis · 8th October 2003, 22:46

How working?

Widdykats · 8th October 2003, 23:05

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
How working?

Fucking hard! Oh, 'scuse me!

"Louie", The Nurturing Llama!

hgnis · 8th October 2003, 23:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
Fucking hard!

No problems there...

webthing · 9th October 2003, 03:18

He just wants to be there when I blow up........................... Or is it just when......... I burn out?

iomegajaz · 9th October 2003, 03:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Funny way of working.

It works for me.

I don't work for it.

(You all laugh now. Har har har. See? Ok, your turn.)

Oni-Dracula · 9th October 2003, 04:01

KAWAII MR JONES MUCH HAPPY GOOD

or

Big! Strong Wow! Tada-O! (ala earth and beyond)

shabaviz55 · 19th October 2003, 09:12

Mr Jones is a god.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 19th October 2003, 09:34

Quit resurrecting dead threads.

Oni-Dracula · 19th October 2003, 18:33

this thread LIVES ONCE MORE!!

teh Nightwing · 19th October 2003, 18:44

WTF IS GOING ON?

Mr Jones · 19th October 2003, 19:17

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4 Gogitta
Quit resurrecting dead threads.

He can resurrect as many threads as he likes with lines like...

Quote:

Originally posted by shabaviz55
Mr Jones is a god.

Bow down before me puny mortals.....

mind you, I'm sure he wrote the last word backwards.....

Daxie · 11th November 2003, 08:04

who is mr. jones???!!

Oni-Dracula · 11th November 2003, 08:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
He can resurrect as many threads as he likes with lines like...

Bow down before me puny mortals.....

mind you, I'm sure he wrote the last word backwards.....

THAT IS MR JONES

Daxie · 11th November 2003, 09:30

wtf!!! So MrJOnes is kinda enigma is it???

SSJ4 Gogitta · 11th November 2003, 09:31

Jesus, can we ban this one, too?

Daxie · 11th November 2003, 09:43

hope it does get banned

and i still luv your jingly boobs!!!

Mr Jones · 11th November 2003, 09:50

This thread ist death.

8th October 2003, 14:11	#1
shabaviz55 Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Arak, Iran Posts: 639	WOW!!! I Am Scaring Mr Jones Is Soul !!!??? I want to know how is secret: Mr Jones isn't in moderated by & users browsing this forum sections, But, He answered rapidly!!!??? I am confused!!!!! Is that possible? He is soul? I just see Mr Jones is not in this 2 section. I am scaring!!! Please help me!!!

8th October 2003, 14:37	#4
liquidmotion Smokes Two Joints Beta Team Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SFBA Posts: 3,680	good lord. all i can glean from that beauty is something about wanting to use Jones's hyperactive blood sugar to power a drill that will bore straight to hell to release demons to run Shabaviz's diet pill pyramid scheme. other than that, illegible. For a good time: shup \| stashbox \| my homepage

8th October 2003, 15:48	#7
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	How mean this post? I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

8th October 2003, 16:19	#9
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Jones makes me sig.!!! "Louie", not lonely anymo' Ooh, Gabardine

8th October 2003, 19:13	#11
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,850	didn't you know, Mr Jones is everywhere all the time. Look out, you never know when he'll show up Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

8th October 2003, 14:13	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	I'm omnipotent that's why.

8th October 2003, 16:14	#8
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	Liquid makes me proud.

8th October 2003, 18:30	#10
Starbucks Forum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Forums Posts: 2,685	You see shabaviz55, Mr Jones is a robot, much like the Swagbot. He will respond to your messages quickly, because he is a moderating program. Would you like to know more?

8th October 2003, 19:38	#12
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 6,072	That would be omnipresent then. The Omnipotence comes from giving him the key to the Mod's ****** cabinet UJ

8th October 2003, 21:00	#14
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	thats fucked up sin is human

8th October 2003, 21:07	#15
Pixelcraft Wildly Confused (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,204	What does soul mean? "It's like saying give a man a Les Paul guitar and he becomes Eric Clapton, and of course that's not true, give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer and he doesn't become...whoever; he doesn't become us." - Roger Waters

8th October 2003, 21:59	#16
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 6,072	soul = ghost/spirit ?? UJ

8th October 2003, 22:00	#17
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Omnipotent, or impotent. Two little letters, and your whole world's upside down. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

8th October 2003, 22:28	#21
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	dlink: it's always the guy's fault. Has society taught you nothing? =) I dunno, I guess it's because traditionally, the guy takes care of stuff, while the girl looks pretty and cooks/cleans/etc. Guy can't get business done.. guy's fault. Sorry, I'm rushed. I'm actually workingright now, you see. =) heh "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

8th October 2003, 22:37	#23
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Funny way of working.

8th October 2003, 22:46	#24
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	How working? I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

9th October 2003, 03:18	#27
webthing Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South Central Pennsylvania USA Posts: 2,653	He just wants to be there when I blow up........................... Or is it just when......... I burn out?

9th October 2003, 04:01	#29
Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	KAWAII MR JONES MUCH HAPPY GOOD or Big! Strong Wow! Tada-O! (ala earth and beyond)

19th October 2003, 09:12	#30
shabaviz55 Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Arak, Iran Posts: 639	Mr Jones is a god.

19th October 2003, 09:34	#31
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	Quit resurrecting dead threads.

19th October 2003, 18:33	#32
Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	this thread LIVES ONCE MORE!!

19th October 2003, 18:44	#33
teh Nightwing Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 439	WTF IS GOING ON? www.joellindow.com

11th November 2003, 08:04	#35
Daxie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Area 51, Earth Posts: 326	who is mr. jones???!! when i die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass I support the "rap battles" thread.

11th November 2003, 09:30	#37
Daxie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Area 51, Earth Posts: 326	wtf!!! So MrJOnes is kinda enigma is it??? when i die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass I support the "rap battles" thread.

11th November 2003, 09:31	#38
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	Jesus, can we ban this one, too?

11th November 2003, 09:43	#39
Daxie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Area 51, Earth Posts: 326	hope it does get banned and i still luv your jingly boobs!!! when i die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass I support the "rap battles" thread.

11th November 2003, 09:50	#40
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	This thread ist death.

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