Does it really work?

Bop · 26th September 2001, 05:49

i saw this thing on tv thats supposed to...you know...make it, ah, bigger, um, wait- no its supposed to...longer i think- oh nevermind-
hehe; well anybody got any natural ways to... (not that i need to or anything- for my friend, yeah thats it)

oh hell...should i stop tuggin on the damn thing or what?

jns · 26th September 2001, 07:50

Dammit, can't you even say what it is about?

missyob · 26th September 2001, 11:53

They also sell cream that is suppose to make your boobies bigger. If you were rubbing the cream on, wouldn't it make your hands bigger too?

~ Missy

jns · 26th September 2001, 11:54

I want larger toes.

weedsatan · 26th September 2001, 16:29

you could always use the swedish penis pump (as seen opn Austin Powers I)

Bop · 26th September 2001, 19:22

its a cream that supposed to cause the cells in that area to spread . . . hmm sounds like crap

s1138 · 26th September 2001, 20:46

make it bigger? its already big enough.

jns · 27th September 2001, 07:32

Quote:

Originally posted by weedsatan
you could always use the swedish penis pump (as seen opn Austin Powers I)

Does it work for toes?

Bilbo Baggins · 27th September 2001, 09:24

I need a bigger brain.

Hell, i need a brain!

jns · 27th September 2001, 09:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I need a bigger brain.

Hell, i need a brain!

Why?

Bop · 27th September 2001, 15:55

brains are overrated . . .

lambda · 27th September 2001, 18:53

i sold brains once, but often they were defective and had to be replaced... a risky thing. Try increasing memory instead

s1138 · 27th September 2001, 19:48

ya dont need a brain

its cheaper to upgrade your computer. and is worth it. brains always breakdown and such....

just dont get one

lambda · 27th September 2001, 20:05

brains are for losers

jns · 28th September 2001, 07:13

Yeah, I got this brain, but I never find any use for it..

weedsatan · 28th September 2001, 12:34

It's rather tasty when fried with a little Bordeaux wine

jns · 28th September 2001, 13:42

How about with weed?

Carmagio · 28th September 2001, 19:28

if you're talking about the pump-penis enlarger (hehehehe, i said penis) it works by causing the muscle tissue in your member to bruise, and swell up. It increases the length and the girth, but through unconmfortable methods

Bop · 28th September 2001, 20:04

it wasn't a pump, it was some kind of cream --> i saw it on an informericial late at night, it was hosted by this porn star; that's on howard stern all the time (on his show she swore it worked- plus they had testamonials) . . . the informecial was really hokey though.

Huehuetenango · 28th September 2001, 20:20

anyone else reminded of one of steve martin's opening monologues while hosting snl?
"steve martin's penis enlarging cream. The only penis enlarging cream w/ a picture of MY penis on it"

Bop · 1st October 2001, 03:43

Horsemen = Hor Semen

Therapist = The Rapist

Aeroe · 1st October 2001, 11:46

i'm really sick of those banner ads that say "enlarge you penis, simple exercises proven to work"
(it's around astalavista... naughty)

but the kicker is that there's no damn muscle tissue in my wang and i could "excercise" it all day for years and nothing will happen...

um...
i heard they have penis enlargement surgery...

fish · 1st October 2001, 20:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Aeroe
..i heard they have penis enlargement surgery...

Why arent guys happy with what they have? I don't see myself walking around with a forward limp because of my brand-new foot-long dick, for chrissakes

lambda · 1st October 2001, 20:41

who cares about penises? buy a microsoft sidewinder force feedback joystick!

No annoying exercises and it also works with flight simulator 2000

weedsatan · 3rd October 2001, 02:47

apparantly you have a really small dick if you feel that helps...

jns · 3rd October 2001, 07:24

Or none at all?

lambda · 3rd October 2001, 09:57

no, mine is just okay... it was just a recommendation for those that can't be helped with the exercises.

jns · 3rd October 2001, 11:31

btw, I heard they tested this thing on the pope..

Mr Jones · 3rd October 2001, 11:35

Quote:

Originally posted by jns
btw, I heard they tested this thing on the pope..

Must be why he walks with a slouch, the sheer weight of it is pulling him over

26th September 2001, 05:49	#1
Bop Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,884	Does it really work? i saw this thing on tv thats supposed to...you know...make it, ah, bigger, um, wait- no its supposed to...longer i think- oh nevermind- hehe; well anybody got any natural ways to... (not that i need to or anything- for my friend, yeah thats it) oh hell...should i stop tuggin on the damn thing or what? ßoþL¡©¡†¥

26th September 2001, 16:29	#5
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	you could always use the swedish penis pump (as seen opn Austin Powers I) "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

26th September 2001, 19:22	#6
Bop Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,884	its a cream that supposed to cause the cells in that area to spread . . . hmm sounds like crap ßoþL¡©¡†¥

27th September 2001, 15:55	#11
Bop Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,884	brains are overrated . . . ßoþL¡©¡†¥

27th September 2001, 18:53	#12
lambda Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Würzburg, Germany Posts: 68	brain i sold brains once, but often they were defective and had to be replaced... a risky thing. Try increasing memory instead

26th September 2001, 07:50	#2
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	Dammit, can't you even say what it is about?

26th September 2001, 11:53	#3
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	They also sell cream that is suppose to make your boobies bigger. If you were rubbing the cream on, wouldn't it make your hands bigger too? ~ Missy

26th September 2001, 11:54	#4
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	I want larger toes.

26th September 2001, 20:46	#7
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	make it bigger? its already big enough.

27th September 2001, 09:24	#9
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	I need a bigger brain. Hell, i need a brain!

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s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	ya dont need a brain its cheaper to upgrade your computer. and is worth it. brains always breakdown and such.... just dont get one

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lambda Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Würzburg, Germany Posts: 68	brains are for losers

28th September 2001, 07:13	#15
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	Yeah, I got this brain, but I never find any use for it..

28th September 2001, 12:34	#16
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	It's rather tasty when fried with a little Bordeaux wine "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

28th September 2001, 13:42	#17
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	How about with weed?

28th September 2001, 19:28	#18
Carmagio Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My own personal subspace Posts: 700	if you're talking about the pump-penis enlarger (hehehehe, i said penis) it works by causing the muscle tissue in your member to bruise, and swell up. It increases the length and the girth, but through unconmfortable methods Every advance in knowledge brings us closer to the mystery of our own being....

28th September 2001, 20:04	#19
Bop Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,884	it wasn't a pump, it was some kind of cream --> i saw it on an informericial late at night, it was hosted by this porn star; that's on howard stern all the time (on his show she swore it worked- plus they had testamonials) . . . the informecial was really hokey though. ßoþL¡©¡†¥

28th September 2001, 20:20	#20
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	anyone else reminded of one of steve martin's opening monologues while hosting snl? "steve martin's penis enlarging cream. The only penis enlarging cream w/ a picture of MY penis on it"

1st October 2001, 03:43	#21
Bop Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,884	Horsemen = Hor Semen Therapist = The Rapist ßoþL¡©¡†¥

1st October 2001, 11:46	#22
Aeroe Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Assembly Hall Posts: 1,446	i'm really sick of those banner ads that say "enlarge you penis, simple exercises proven to work" (it's around astalavista... naughty) but the kicker is that there's no damn muscle tissue in my wang and i could "excercise" it all day for years and nothing will happen... um... i heard they have penis enlargement surgery...

1st October 2001, 20:41	#24
lambda Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Würzburg, Germany Posts: 68	who cares about penises? buy a microsoft sidewinder force feedback joystick! No annoying exercises and it also works with flight simulator 2000

3rd October 2001, 02:47	#25
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	apparantly you have a really small dick if you feel that helps... "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

3rd October 2001, 07:24	#26
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	Or none at all?

3rd October 2001, 09:57	#27
lambda Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Würzburg, Germany Posts: 68	no, mine is just okay... it was just a recommendation for those that can't be helped with the exercises.

3rd October 2001, 11:31	#28
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	btw, I heard they tested this thing on the pope..

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