Old 12th August 2004, 20:17   #1
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So...exactly how safe is YOUR lemonade?

O.V. Carreathers is one crazy motha...

How angry at the world do you have to be to try and shut down a kid's lemonade stand twice? This is the kinda guy who lives down your street when you were 12 and bitches from his front porch when you ride bikes passed his house...it seems you can never go too slow or get far enough away from his property...bastard
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Old 12th August 2004, 20:29   #2
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Old 12th August 2004, 20:37   #3
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That's fucking stupid. If you're too hateful to let two little girls run a lemonade stand on the sidewalk that runs in front of your house, you should be systematically tortured and killed.
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Old 12th August 2004, 20:57   #4
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If I lived in that neighborhood I'd have been the girls' best customer, and that "complaining neighbor" would have quietly disappeared one day.


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Old 12th August 2004, 21:11   #5
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Hahahaha that's awesome. I would've used a shotgun and permantly closed that lemonade stand though. Much more efficient.
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Old 12th August 2004, 21:33   #6
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Wow, your intelligence really showed through with that post.

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Old 12th August 2004, 22:58   #7
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Hahahaha that's awesome. I would've used a shotgun and permantly closed that lemonade stand though. Much more efficient.
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Old 12th August 2004, 23:01   #8
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Hahahaha that's awesome. I would've used a shotgun and permantly closed that lemonade stand though. Much more efficient.
Wow. You just committed forum suicide.


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Old 13th August 2004, 02:20   #9
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Their lemonade was a bit expensive.

Hey, eggcrusher, your sig's too big.
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Old 13th August 2004, 02:56   #11
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Their lemonade was a bit expensive.

Hey, eggcrusher, your sig's too big.

umm, he doesnt have a sig..

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Old 13th August 2004, 04:11   #12
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a) the comissioner (fuck spelling) paid 3 dollars to be nice. the real price was .25$

b) the pic is in the post, not his sig.
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I just bet that that old hag is feeling pretty damn stupid by now And the original health inspector is NEVER gonna live that one down.
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Old 13th August 2004, 06:25   #14
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Wow. You just committed forum suicide.


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Old 13th August 2004, 14:31   #16
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But the girls said a Health Department inspector told them Tuesday they didn't have the proper business licenses and were selling unsafe ice cubes.


....didn't it say they were bought from a store though?
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Old 13th August 2004, 15:36   #17
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what's forum suicide?
basically setting yourself up for flaming, or for eternal hatred. did that a while ago, still paying for it.

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Old 13th August 2004, 15:40   #18
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Old 13th August 2004, 17:04   #19
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....didn't it say they were bought from a store though?
Once the bags if ice are opened, they may not be sanitary any more. regardless they are no longer 'marked for resale'.

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Plus, the bags of ice sold from the coolers outside aren't sanitary in the first place, because it's impossible to keep dirt from getting into the cooler, and the bags get small holes in them very often.

But that's still no reason to shut down a lemonade stand. To use that as a reason is the result of a whiner "looking really hard" for a reason. This isn't a million-dollar restaurant chain, it's a little girls' lemonade stand.

If someone wants to provide the girls with sanitary ice, they can. Otherwise they should quit their bitchin' and get out of line, because I'm thirsty.

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a) the comissioner (fuck spelling) paid 3 dollars to be nice. the real price was .25$

b) the pic is in the post, not his sig.
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i'll let it slide this time, but next time.....well i'll prbly let it slide next time also. Fuck it.
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basically setting yourself up for flaming, or for eternal hatred. did that a while ago, still paying for it.

what did u do?
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basically setting yourself up for flaming, or for eternal hatred. did that a while ago, still paying for it.

what did u do?
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he set himself up for flaming. that's what he did.


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My lemonade is 35% safe!!!!
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Old 15th August 2004, 06:32   #28
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Melba Moore, the city's health commissioner, said temporary food and beverage vendors are supposed to obtain permits, but that doesn't apply to children's lemonade stands.
Wow. How exactly did this stupid bitch become the city's health commisioner?
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Wow. How exactly did this stupid bitch become the city's health commisioner?
How does that make her stupid? She is saying that it doesn't apply to lemonade stands, which keeps the stand open. Isn't the majority here saying that thats a good thing?

Personally I think everybody should have to purchase a permit for the simple reason that if I can't have a bakesale, then why can these little girls have a lemonade stand? Is the law exempt for children or something? Fucking bullshit.. Someone should go over there and jack their little money box and the lemonade.

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