Old 29th August 2004, 03:44   #1
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lets help sarge!

sarge desperatly needs a female companion. i would go down there,but i of course am married. so i need to find someone in mississippi (not you GOC) or willing to go to mississippi to have sexual relations with ol sargie. he is getting bitchy. he needs to get laid.


can anyone recommend a rich hooker?











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Old 29th August 2004, 03:46   #2
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Old 29th August 2004, 03:55   #3
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Old 29th August 2004, 03:56   #4
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Holy Crap! This is late breaking news story! We're dealing with an incident far more severe than we were ready for!

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Old 29th August 2004, 05:50   #5
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I'd share a couple of my gfs but I don't know sarge well enough to share these types of goods.
Besides, we're nowhere near Mississippi.
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Old 29th August 2004, 05:51   #6
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I thought sarge and the 12 year old next door was happy?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 29th August 2004, 07:54   #7
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I'm sure sarge doesnt need help with matters such as this. He is perfectly capable of attracting females. What about women does Sarge need help with anyway?

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Old 29th August 2004, 08:41   #8
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how about help deeder? sarge can get women on his own.

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Old 29th August 2004, 09:05   #9
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Some advice deeder.

Women like men that use the shift key.

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Old 29th August 2004, 09:30   #10
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What about women does Sarge need help with anyway?
It's actually Sarge who needs the help; I'm afraid he's had a driveshaft failure...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 29th August 2004, 11:47   #11
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Old 29th August 2004, 12:40   #12
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I'm even further away so I can't be any help unfortunately. But I cannot imagine that Sarge has troubles getting some girls!

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Old 29th August 2004, 17:02   #13
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Yes, it's true. It's been over nine months for me. Sure, I've taken one or two of my female friends out to dinner or a movie since then, but that's as far as it's gone. :[
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Old 29th August 2004, 18:20   #14
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I wanna know what's stopping pixie from going down and fixing the problem herself
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Old 29th August 2004, 18:24   #15
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She said it in her first post - she's married I know you wouldn't appreciate it if your wife (assuming you had one) would drive all the way down to sarge's house to make him happy

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Old 29th August 2004, 18:33   #16
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well...other than that i meant.

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Old 29th August 2004, 18:40   #17
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Trust me. If she wasn't married, I'd have bought her a plane ticket a long time ago.
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Old 30th August 2004, 00:56   #18
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whilst on the subject:
plz also note: if travelling from east coast, my house is on the way to sarge's....

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Old 30th August 2004, 05:23   #19
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Some advice deeder.

Women like men that use the shift key.

i don't like using the shift key unless it's in a formal letter to a manager or someone important. not that you guys aren't important.

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Old 30th August 2004, 13:24   #20
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I can mail order you a fufme device sarge?

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Old 30th August 2004, 16:36   #21
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Trust me. If she wasn't married, I'd have bought her a plane ticket a long time ago.
Oh em eff gee! ^_^

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Old 30th August 2004, 17:18   #22
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I notice Pixie did not specify if Sarge was gender biased.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 30th August 2004, 23:47   #23
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Oh em eff gee! ^_^

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I notice Pixie did not specify if Sarge was gender biased.
The first sentence in the first post in this thread says:

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sarge desperatly needs a female companion.
This is accurate.
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Old 31st August 2004, 00:18   #24
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