Old 26th August 2003, 15:24   #1
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"Rate the Haiku Two Posts Down" game

For too long, this place
Has not had a discourse that
Inspires and demands.

So we shall proceed
To bring unto this forum
Renaissance, no less!

"How can we rate it
That does not as yet exist?"
Some of you protest.

Rate it anyway!
By mere utterance, you can
Mould reality.

So I hereby give
The haiku two posts downstream
A 5-out-of-5!

Such is my foolish
But steadfast confidence in
Winamp Forumers.

Post away, my friends!
End the downward death spiral,
Mute the naysayers!

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:36   #2
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oh i really, REALLY cannot be bothered
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Old 26th August 2003, 15:39   #3
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Locked shall this thread be
When mods come to opress thee
Will comes not to rate

the haiku two posts down probably won't exsist...5/5 though if this thread survives
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Old 26th August 2003, 15:41   #4
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so many hate germ
though he is an asslicker
peeps still love you germ

he'll love this one
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Old 26th August 2003, 15:47   #5
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Don't read into it,
The thread was doom'd, not your fault!
Germ was the reason

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:47   #6
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oh i really, REALLY cannot be bothered
It was dumb of you
to reply so wrongfully
you don't understand

I find it strange that
you need to make haiku games
when you are so bored

it would have been cool
if you had just said haiku
cause it's a good word.

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:48   #7
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I do not hate Germ
I am a peep who likes him
This post exists, surprise!
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Old 26th August 2003, 15:52   #8
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the topic title
has baffled puny humans
explanation please?

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:54   #9
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No one has a clue
No one is posting ratings
I will change this now

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:55   #10
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O, Those thinking men
Who hate that which is called Germ
Are very few of course.

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:56   #11
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i fear that i may
simply be categorised
by the post above...

the post below the one below this one will be a reply to this thread. fear my psychic skills.

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Old 26th August 2003, 15:57   #12
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maybe the mods will
move the thread to the arts board
and there it will thrive

of course the arts board
is too far away to see
so no one goes there

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Old 26th August 2003, 16:00   #13
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yes, it's very far
mere dot on the horizon
art is too obscure

this rating thing is difficult, and needless. let's do it in haiku.

not below this post
but below the one below
i say to thee: "good"

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Old 26th August 2003, 16:03   #14
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maybe the mods will
move the thread to the arts board
and there it will thrive

of course the arts board
is too far away to see
so no one goes there
we'll see how it goes
you guys need to learn about
scrolling down the page
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Old 26th August 2003, 16:05   #15
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Who was the great mod
Who moved this thread down to here
It wasn't me, no sir

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Old 26th August 2003, 16:07   #16
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scrolling is easy
but constant res growth makes us
unfamiliar

this thread, haiku-full
will contain one two below
it shall be: "happy"

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Old 26th August 2003, 16:07   #17
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The thread of Haiku
Now in its rightful forum
Scrolling shows the way
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Old 26th August 2003, 17:38   #18
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I like sex alot
Sex is enjoyed by me
I really like sex
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Old 26th August 2003, 18:07   #19
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WTF or artistic?
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Old 27th August 2003, 03:27   #20
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Post not in all threads
Post pumping is not so good
when it's annoying
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we'll see how it goes
you guys need to learn about
scrolling down the page
Why not put this board
right into community
Watch, there it will thrive!

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Old 30th August 2003, 06:50   #21
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Oh look it has died
Am I surprised, No not me
No one knows we're here

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Old 30th August 2003, 07:01   #22
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This thread should be right up mr_007's alley.
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Old 30th August 2003, 17:46   #23
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i realised why
the arts forum is so dead
next haiku shall tell

i only look at
the community centre bit
which this isn't in.

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Old 3rd September 2003, 05:08   #24
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It's not the arts forum that's dead, it's this thread...:coughs:..damn this place is dusty....
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Old 3rd September 2003, 07:38   #25
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shut up you young fool
this thread is not fully dead
it is just sleeping

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Young? I wish more people would think I'm young. As for a fool, I'm rather smart, thanks....at least that's what my mother told me...
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this line is short
so is this one
and this one is right.
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Lo and behold, you
are wrong once again you see,
for the thread is dead.

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Young? I wish more people would think I'm young. As for a fool, I'm rather smart, thanks....at least that's what my mother told me...
evidently you
missed what i thought obvious
that post was in jest


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my life falls apart
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answers come so near the end
do, there is no try

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haiku is three lines
five syllables then seven
then five more to end

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mIRC chat
wile away the twilight hours
fail again to sleep

/edit: I'm not sure what I was thinking before.. sorry 'bout that. =)

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Behold HAIKU KING!
How dare you try to haiku
without my knowledge

All that is haiku
exists with my permission
sign the dotted line

Bother not haiku!
I'd rather you made me lunch
perhaps a sandwich.

The post two below
shall get the massive score of
5 out of 5 stars
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The post one below
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because I wrote it.
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I'm no Miss Cleo,
but I knew two posts ago
this would get five stars.

And away we go!
I'm the man, the haiku man
None can quote like me.
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post-pumping in here
must make sense to all here
But I don't, why's that?

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That's 5-6-5, mate. =P hehe

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i can't get her from my mind
shuffle paper now

take me somewhere new
i don't know who you are but
i'm with you, yeah yeah

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