Old 12th May 2002, 22:41   #1
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Women!!

YOu know the situation: 2 women want you, you choose the wrong one. WHY DOES THIS ALLWAY HAPPEN TO ME? Bloody hell
How do you guys choose the right one?

How do they call the Big Mac? Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac! LE BIG MAC?!

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Old 12th May 2002, 22:46   #2
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Don't go after 2 women.
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Old 12th May 2002, 22:48   #3
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Don't go after 2 women.
No, two is not enuff, try 4 or 5 at a time, then pick the one that gives the best blow jobs
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Old 12th May 2002, 22:58   #4
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No, two is not enuff, try 4 or 5 at a time, then pick the one that gives the best blow jobs
ROFLMFAO!!

Back on topic, if you get into a situation like that, i suggest using your head and your heart, and not your dick to choose the right one.

Works for me.
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Old 12th May 2002, 23:48   #5
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ROFLMFAO!!

Back on topic, if you get into a situation like that, i suggest using your head and your heart, and not your dick to choose the right one.

Works for me.

Good advice!
Use your heart to steer you in the right direction.
Decisions can be bitches...
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Old 13th May 2002, 00:02   #6
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first, check and see if they enjoy threesomes
if they dont, go with both of them, but dont let them know your with the other
or, go with one, if its not good, go with the other
on a lower note, try neither.

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Old 13th May 2002, 00:18   #7
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You could always turn gay
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Old 13th May 2002, 00:46   #8
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Buy them all the same peice of low cost jewelery. The one that says "Why didn't you get me a diamond" is the one you dump.
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Old 13th May 2002, 02:06   #9
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Damn 2 women at once I wish i had a problem like that.
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Old 13th May 2002, 08:58   #10
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Test them.

I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that?
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Old 13th May 2002, 20:31   #11
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Damn 2 women at once I wish i had a problem like that.
YUPPPPIIIEEEE!! Yo people!!! NO more problems... She said YES! She wants to go out with me! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!!!!
Keep trying guys if you're single...........

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Old 16th May 2002, 17:42   #12
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hmm..if there were 4-5 girls...ask your dick and see what he thinks....if its limp...then its a no-go situation...if its erect..you found your winner

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Old 16th May 2002, 21:51   #13
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Buy them all the same peice of low cost jewelery. The one that says "Why didn't you get me a diamond" is the one you dump.
I second this advice. Or take em out and which ever one wants to pay half or more keep.
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Old 17th May 2002, 19:35   #14
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Yo guys!
B]Let's compare:[/B] After what time of dating a girl is it normal to have sex with her?
Here in czech rep. it takes about 1-2 months in average...
But had once already just after about 3days [

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Old 17th May 2002, 21:34   #15
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There is no set time. It is when you are both ready for the physical and emotional commitment.
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Old 17th May 2002, 23:14   #16
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Timeframes? It completely depends on the type of relationship- for example, the "pure sex relationship" usually kicks off rather quickly.
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Old 18th May 2002, 00:29   #17
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I personally think that before you become involved with sex, and therefore the emotional unity that it brings, you need to explore each others other emotions first, so you should wait, unless you are both sure that it is the right thing to do.
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No, two is not enuff, try 4 or 5 at a time, then pick the one that gives the best blow jobs
Infallible logic.


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good looking women here
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another one
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If I may ask, is this you?
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and one more!
that last one is hurt

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and one more!
MAria Rubia....That's you?
Pretty nice

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no it's my friend!

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no it's my friend!

that is me on the left
NICE! Very NICE!

How do they call the Big Mac? Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac! LE BIG MAC?!

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Old 5th June 2002, 19:45   #28
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Yo Doktor, If something like that happens again dont choose, be a player, DONT GET CAUGHT, or u wont have any. Its always worked for me.
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Old 6th June 2002, 04:08   #30
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last time that ended up happening to me, i chose the wrong one, for the wrong reasons . .. i ended up driving my jeep up an ancient logging trail, parking, listening to miles davis' "kind of blue" 3 times or, and decided not deal with girls at all before . . . so i don't have any advice, just empathy
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yeah, them pure-sex relationships do start off fast. (insert shit-eating grin here)
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"women, can't live with them... can't shoot them outside the state of montana" -hearts in atlantis
WOMEN - Can't live with them, can't live without them

How do they call the Big Mac? Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac! LE BIG MAC?!

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There is a solution to all your girl problems. It requires scissors and a pair of steady hands.
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good plan RM. If you don't want to look at women, poke your eyes out
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ARGGH!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! why do i listen to forum-posters? doh!
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Or just join a monestary...
But then you stand a chance of getting touched up by a pervert priest.
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But then you stand a chance of getting touched up by a pervert priest.
better than not being touched up at all.
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But then you stand a chance of getting touched up by a pervert priest.
Well maybe not a catholic monestary- Zen monastery maybe
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No no no. Don't join a monastery. Join a nunnery.

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