Old 4th September 2005, 02:55   #1
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Weird things that make girls uber

I'm starting to draw up an unofficial list of things that just make girls totally hot. So if you're female, please refrain from doing any of the folowing for your own safty (I'll drown you with drool):

- thick hiar
- pig tails
- wind swept hair
- slightly longer than shoulder length hair that frames your face
- low riser jeans
- red hair
- having curves
- hmmmmm...... i'm out for now, will no doubt be back later

I'm kind of interested about why so many of mine involve hair, because frankly women should only ever have hair on their head and nowhere else.


Care to make your own list? I understand if you don't, afterall it's not the greatest topic of all time.

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I have the weirdest thing for bellybuttons ... there are girls with cute bellybuttons ...

oh and the whole glasses thing too.

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Ear piercings are hawt too, especially on the top part of the ear...

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Old 4th September 2005, 03:32   #8
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young and tight?
Clearly. Unless they're a chav, in which case by the time they're 13 it's pencil in a cave time.

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Old 4th September 2005, 05:38   #11
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agreed! hopefully this would be a very common thing among girls. meaning i very much wish that it was that all girls were always girls. girls made into girls is just plain unfair.

lots of people like tall girls.
tatoos sometimes ...in moderation.
voices.
poster (poise/demeanor)
teeth (ie: gina gershon)
.........girls are great


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Re: Weird things that make girls uber

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I'm kind of interested about why so many of mine involve hair, because frankly women should only ever have hair on their head and nowhere else.
Very sad. Imagine if girls wanted US to shave! I'll never understand why some guys are afraid of hair...
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strangely enough i can like chicks without any tits

i am not normal, no really.
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Old 4th September 2005, 07:14   #14
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-No dicks, no Adam's apples.
Actually all humans have an "Adam's Apple" (which is actually called the Hyoid Bone) ... so yeah.

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When you wake up at 3 am, with a gentle breath against your neck. Not enough to wake you immediately. Just enough to make you think "hmmm.. that feels nice".
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Well, you know what it's like at the start, when they're all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven't seen you naked yet. And it's like he's smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he's promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say 'there's been a terrible mistake', he's snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
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#3: Being confident about herself
(sorry, had to say these first. I'm one of the morons who still believe in this sort of stuff )

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Non-smoker (just because it stinks)
Hair that reflects light in a beautiful way.
C-cup breasts (no need for anything bigger, my hands don't fully fit around anything bigger than C anyway)
A smooth and soft skin.

Well, that's about it for me..

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Re: Weird things that make girls uber

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thats an oxymoron

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ink lines? o good lord hes confused reality with anime!
That might be better than some of the "ladies" I've dated.

Uber huh?.

How bout "doesn't throw a pea soup puking fit uber nothing"
Doesn't scream at you at 3 am
Doesn't kick your ass
Has a car you don't have to work on.
Has pleasant children
Isn't a feminazi
And doesn't blame the planet on you because your a man

OH, I forgot one.... never dated a serial killer ....

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Colorful hair
Fish-like eyes
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So, your ideal mate is...


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So, your ideal mate is...
[Image]
Actually this more fits the profile...

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