Old 23rd September 2004, 11:55   #1
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what weird shit can you do with your arm?

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Old 23rd September 2004, 11:59   #2
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You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that. I also can almost do the splits right down, which is quite abnormal for a 5' 10" 15 year old (I don't do gymnastics or anything).




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Old 23rd September 2004, 12:00   #3
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You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?

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Old 23rd September 2004, 12:02   #5
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You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?
No, most just grab their balls and cringe.




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Old 23rd September 2004, 13:05   #6
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im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all....

allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...
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You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that.
I can do both. I can also wiggle my ears and raise one eyebrow at a time. These skills, however, have failed to help me recieve any action...

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Old 23rd September 2004, 19:18   #13
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im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all....

allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...
hahahahahaha!

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I can bring a woman to orgasm with my tongue.

Does that qualify as a "trick" or a learned skill?

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Old 23rd September 2004, 22:43   #20
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That's a skill!


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Old 24th September 2004, 07:19   #28
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Old 24th September 2004, 20:04   #31
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Check this shit...

I can exhale out of the corner of my eyes. If I'm drunk enough, I'll inhale a liquid into my sinus and squirt it out, but it hurts. The better part of Michigan State University has seen this feat.

...but it seems chicks don't like tricks so much, making them laugh seems to work best.
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I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.

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I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.
I've always seen that as physically impossible...I await the day when I see someone do it in real life...

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I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.
Wow....nimble tongue. You'll make some lucky guy very happy someday.

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I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.
I'm really curious as to how you discovered you could do this. No, wait......nevermind. I don't wanna know.

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I'm able to do that also.

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I'm really curious as to how you discovered you could do this. No, wait......nevermind. I don't wanna know.
There's a water-filled cyst there. The gynacologist said it was harmless, but gave me a "neat party trick".

So I say that whenever people ask me now.

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I've always seen that as physically impossible...I await the day when I see someone do it in real life...
It's not that hard. In your mouth you twist the cherry into a circle, guide one tip through, then with your front teeth hold one end and suck. This pulls the knot tight.

Took two weeks to perfect, a lot of cherries, and a lot of drool.

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