Old 10th October 2002, 13:56   #1
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Winamp Legends Series: SLK

The date? May 13th, 2000
SexyLoserKitten burst onto the Winamp scene with a style and flair unequalled since. With an incredibly dynamic sense of humor, she captivated forum audiences with her sexy, devilish behavior and sarcastic charisma.
As one forumer put it:
"She was the girl next door with a psychotic surprise for you. Like a black widow, she would seduce you, lure you by your side, then kick you in the nads with her sharp wit."
She was quickly elevated to Moderator status where she literally whipped trolls and porn-minded teenagers into shape. While she was worshipped as a goddess, she was also feared as a she-devil, drill instructress
In my opinion, the greatest source of entertainment on a lonely, horny night on a computer, and a true confidante when times were tough.
I give you:
SLK: Winamp Legend

For classic SLK postage, visit SLK's profile, then click the 'see all posts by' button.

For Winamp Legends, I am your guest host ElChevelle.
Join us next time when we salute Winamp Legends!
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Old 10th October 2002, 14:08   #2
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/me claps...............


/me wonders why you can see all the posts in "Forums BackStage" in the post list. I thought the whole point was so non-mods couldn't see those posts.
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Old 10th October 2002, 14:12   #3
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Oops!
Link removed (didn't know I could do that)

Feel free to add your thoughts (tribute time) about today's Legend

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Old 10th October 2002, 17:53   #4
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I bow before ye SLK, I am but your humble servent, tell we what do do oh mater!

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Old 10th October 2002, 17:55   #5
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I, as well, also want to be told what to do, mater.
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Old 10th October 2002, 18:52   #6
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rrrrrr. spank me

missyob made me post this.
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Old 10th October 2002, 19:17   #7
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The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit
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Old 10th October 2002, 19:27   #8
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Old 10th October 2002, 20:45   #9
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The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit
Very true. I cought the very, very tail end of her era as i recall, but I do remeber some of her newer posts. She seems like a lot of fun in a missob kinda way.

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Old 11th October 2002, 01:44   #10
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meh, she could handle us all.
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Old 11th October 2002, 01:48   #11
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Go SLK! Wish I would have been there during her reign...

I enjoyed the show, Mr. Chevelle (even though you didn't inlcude her pic). I eagerly await the next episode

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Old 11th October 2002, 07:53   #12
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The SLK era was before my time, but you have to admit, putting "Sexy" and "Kitten" into one name in these female-starved forums is like tossing fresh meat in front of hungry lions.

/me puts on flame-proof suit
The thing is though that if you had tried it on with her, you would have left with the inability to fuck. For life.

Good thread Chevvy. Whose next?

(Nren? )
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Old 11th October 2002, 09:16   #13
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Very true. I cought the very, very tail end of her era as i recall, but I do remeber some of her newer posts. She seems like a lot of fun in a missob kinda way.
same.

but she is still around in a ghostly sort of way...she hasn't quite given up on us yet
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Old 11th October 2002, 09:18   #14
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I remember reading her posts about two years ago Awesome they were.

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.
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Old 11th October 2002, 09:56   #15
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Chevy launches a winamp legend series, sweet

/me grabs pop-corn, sits back and gets ready to enjoy
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Old 11th October 2002, 10:16   #16
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/me waits for chev to feature himself
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Old 11th October 2002, 10:22   #17
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i'll probly be in the legends seires, after about the 97th one
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Old 11th October 2002, 10:24   #18
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then i will be after the 998th

i am the greatest legend... after that guy who joined in 2000 and never even made a post.....
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Old 11th October 2002, 10:35   #19
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then i will be after the 998th

i am the greatest legend... after that guy who joined in 2000 and never even made a post.....
ahh! pwned!
i am a greater legend than j00!
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Old 11th October 2002, 10:39   #20
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the winamp legends series fall lineup:

1. SexyLoserKitten
2. Xerxes
3. sgtfuzzbubble99
4. ElChevelle
5. incubus*chick
...
...
...
...
...
...
95. Rebel_mom
96. Anonymous
97. Bizznatch!!

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Old 11th October 2002, 11:00   #21
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nah... you have to uber to be a legend

who is uber?

well, thats up to chev, now isnt it.
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Old 11th October 2002, 11:25   #22
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bizz, you have a </br> in your anonymous link there (idiot :P)
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Old 11th October 2002, 11:51   #23
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I'm getting visions of Kiki Shepard presenting this week's "Apollo Legend" on that extremely annoying "It's Showtime at the Apollo!" show.

Now is the time for all good Americans to come to the aid of their Country
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Old 11th October 2002, 12:34   #24
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ahh...SLK...

waffles and oreos..25ft dicks...
to bad im her son

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ahh...SLK...

waffles and oreos..25ft dicks...
to bad im her son
...daughter...not son...
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Old 11th October 2002, 13:13   #26
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Good thread Chevvy. Whose next?
Could be you, my mammarable friend

The intent was that everyone go out and hunt down a classic thread, post or quote from each legend and post it accordingly here. Sort of an epitaph for the undead
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Old 11th October 2002, 13:28   #27
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mmh.



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I searched for a thread on this, but to no avail. I'm perplexed, Though my winamp seems to be there and IS playing, it is invisible on my desktop......I can't see it therefore, I can't figure out why it is 'invisable'.
*feelin less than brainy* at this point. Anyone?

mmh mmh.

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Why not download the plugin that can make Winamp play them anyway?

Hope this helps

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etc? like that?
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Old 11th October 2002, 13:43   #28
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This is a tribute to SLK, not me or Bilbo.
Thanks for mocking it though
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Old 11th October 2002, 13:44   #29
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you didnt specify!!!
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Old 11th October 2002, 13:54   #30
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The thread title gives it away

"This week on Behind the Music. Aerosmith. We begin our story with a biography of Van Halen"
Yea, that sounds right
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Old 11th October 2002, 15:54   #31
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Old 11th October 2002, 18:38   #32
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omg I have a thread!

And..A legend? Aren't legends old and decrepit and defunct?

Oh No, I definitely don't want to be that

/me starts exercising her pull around here more

Haha Chev, I have no greater love and respect for a forumer than you =D
Thanks so much sweetness =*
(btw babe I'm still up and around..pm me )

As for the rest of you, get your asses in gear and get searching for my quotes fuckers! (oh I got tingly =P)
Hehe only kidding yas

But of course we can't forget the most overused one (or two rather):
"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"
"Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk"

Ok, now this thread can officially die in peace =D

(btw, you can see the preview of the posts backstage, but I don't think non-mods can view the actual posts)
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Old 11th October 2002, 18:47   #33
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Re: omg I have a thread!

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But of course we can't forget the most overused one (or two rather):
"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"
"Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk"
So sorely missed
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So sorely missed
I'd rather be so sorely fucked!
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Re: omg I have a thread!

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Damn that was cool....also..one more point to add...if you want to know what the true essence of a waffle is, one must consult a trusted and true person who has been guided by the ways of the three Books of Waffle: Book of Batter, Haikus of Syrup, and Songs of Stcikiness...only then, after suffereing through many cultural and ritulistic sex acts may one discover the true meaning of why waffles are here on this earth....they're not just for moderators anymore........
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Old 11th October 2002, 19:29   #36
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That's what I'm talkin bout!

And SLK? I'll send you a sample of my awesome handwriting on the back of a snail
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Old 11th October 2002, 19:48   #37
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WHIPPING AND RECEIVING DEPARTMENT

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Hmm..

Now come on, do you think a person like me would have only one whip? And even if I did only have one whip, I get major discounts for being a frequent shopper at my local fetish store...
[b]

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The bitch is back
(and armed with a Winamp cap, some Nullsoft stickers and one or 2 arc welders And of course a brand new whip )
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And what, pray tell, do the women do? And if you tell me we just walk around looking cute and bringing ya'll some beer, I'm gonna hafta whip your pathetic puny asses and make ya's all me and Jayn's bitches..
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Hmm...is one whip crack the best you can do?
/me goes to claw at Sarge
Ouchie!
/me winces in pain from sore neck and shoulders
Grr
/me needs to go take some strong pain meds
/me whips Sarge worse than they whip Mike
Now that's how you whip somebody hunni
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You naughty, naughty boy you...
Bitch...
/me jumps Sarge and handcuffs his hands and feet
/me grabs key out of his hands
/me gets out whip
Time to teach you a lesson about going in other people's "no-no" places..
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Hmmm...need something worse than a whip..
Oh I know!
/me runs to nearest novelty sex shop
/me comes back holding up small package
Hows about an anal plug?
/me watches as Sarge screams in terror

*Note-no I do not actually use them..that's just plain nasty

....and the following from one of my favorite anti-Chev threads:
I Hate ElChevelle.....I'm Bitchn'
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/me busts in with whip

Ok..who's bitching about me and Jayn's bitch?
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Old 12th October 2002, 04:08   #38
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GAWD-DAMN!! I forgot just how abused I was...

But I loved it.



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one or 2 arc welders...
Aww yeah. Now THAT brings back memories.
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SLK needs to come back on a daily basis...

I came for the hatred.
I stayed for the ballbag.
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Ok, now this thread can officially die in peace =D
Stealin my smilies... why I oughta...

Locked.
Bitch about the injustice of my lockin this... here.
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