Old 27th June 2002, 02:49   #1
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A Story...

It's been a very long time since we had a fun thread like this. Since nobody (should) care about post pumping anymore. Why Dont I kick this one off....



Once upon a time, in the land of Winamp....
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Old 27th June 2002, 02:50   #2
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Dave was very shy, he wouldnt approach humans because...
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Old 27th June 2002, 02:56   #6
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smellybadfeetism. But Dave was special in a way, he...
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lived in the top of a ancient mango tree, from which he would . . .
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Old 27th June 2002, 03:01   #10
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look down at all the other normal llamas and laugh hysterically while they leer and snicker at him cuz they were all jealous that they couldnt climb trees because llamas, in fact, cannot climb trees. But anyways....
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he didnt need to climb trees due to his super-1337 ability of FLIGHT, which he got due to....
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blowing his entire inheritance from his great aunt frillie on a magic flying potion, which consisted of mushed up raspberries and feathers, the only problem was that . . .
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deadrabbit's post didnt make sense. so the llama went to find a female llama to make...

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bizznatch stuck his in there while i was still writing mine . . . so it goes
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ok this story is killed...

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once upon a time there was a little boy named john who wanted very desperately to get laid...

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he could get to the point and get some good ol' American poon tang! John has some very good luck.....
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Old 27th June 2002, 03:55   #27
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his hands.

john eventually decided that if he wanted to get laid, he needed to visit a real pimp, and the only one he knew of was hip hop great snoop dog. so he looked up snoop dog's address and took a cab up to his house in beverly hills. he rang the doorbell and...
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"i pity da foo who interrupts me in the middle of my pedicure! who you be, foo?"

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"screw you mr. t, i'll find my own biatches", from there he ran down to the local library to use the restooms, but they were...

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mango accident. in fact, the library's bathroom was closed. the only store nearby in downtown beverly hills was a starbucks, and you could only use the restroom if you bought a double frappemochalattechino. john only had money for ho's, so he couldn't afford a double frappemochalattechino. he asked if he could use the restroom anyways, and the girl at the counter (who looked kinda busted) said "only if you'll agree to go out with me after my shift, which ends in five minutes."
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so john went to the potty, but when he came back, he noticed that the girl was gone due to an even sexier guy, named kelsey b, coming in and taking her out instead. so john decided to...
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call his friend bubba bilbo up on the celly.

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