Old 4th April 2004, 03:52   #1
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Dove Launches Ads Featuring "Real Sized" Women

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_905522.html


I never would have expected this.



*If the link offends you, don't say that the title itself didnt warn you

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Old 4th April 2004, 04:01   #2
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I hope they're happy even if this plan brings negative results...

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"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!"

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Old 4th April 2004, 04:20   #5
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Might not work, but true.. Not every women is a skinny VS model.
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Might not work, but true.. Not every women is a skinny VS model.
True, but a lot of the ones I want to have sex with are. Not all, but lots.

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Whats wrong with low self esteeme? It motivates women to better themselves. And it keeps them out of really tight clothing...

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I don't know what your problem is...I don't think that the women in the picture are ugly, I can't say anything about the ad results though, maybe women will fell happy that they don't feel like a piece of crap everytime the turn on TV or look at billboards and thus support the lotion.

whiteflip, I don't think you want a girlfriend with low self esteem that will only buy a salad in a restaurant, counts calories all the time, and fells bad about herself all the time and becomes a unhappy and depressed person because of that. Low self esteem maybe makes women loose weight but it sure wouldn't do good to a woman's personality...but then again, I don't know what you are looking into for a girl...

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"real women" = nice way of saying "ugly"

This probably wont work very well.

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"real women" = nice way of saying "ugly"
true.

People aren't stupid, we KNOW that people in ads are professional models who are paid to look good. Why the hell should people feel bad about not having a job that pays them to stay trim, thin and sexy?

If you're going to feel bad you should look in the mirror and then go outside and look at everyone, they're ALL hotter than you and yet they aren't being paid to do so! Now that's what should be giving people low self esteem.

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fat children make me cry.

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"real women" = nice way of saying "ugly"
I hope that wink means you're really kidding. If not... may God have mercy on your soul.


So all you young "studs" find anorexic women with their ribs sticking out attractive? The only curves you like are the ones created by implants and Botox? How much you have to learn.

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Old 4th April 2004, 17:03   #13
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call me mad, but most of those women are hot. although my gf is really skinny, that's not even close to being a requirement of being good looking. i think a lot of people have just been told that's all there is...

a good idea though, i hope it works...

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Old 4th April 2004, 17:55   #15
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There's only one who I'd say was quite big the others are about average and good looking.

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Whats wrong with low self esteeme? It motivates women to better themselves. And it keeps them out of really tight clothing...
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Old 4th April 2004, 19:04   #17
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Well, in my aurea age, I don't think I'd have sex with one of them, but well, love is other thing, and with love comes sex ...
I don't know what will be the impact of this, but none of them are REALLY fat ... one actually has a cute face ...

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Old 4th April 2004, 19:54   #18
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The women in that ad don't look "real" either.
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Old 4th April 2004, 23:54   #21
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Whats wrong with low self esteeme? It motivates women to better themselves. And it keeps them out of really tight clothing...
And I am glad that you are unable to repopulate the genepool because you are an ugly netfreak with a passion for yiffing.
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Old 5th April 2004, 00:02   #22
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That woman at the top there is larger yes, but she's not FAT. I'd say she's quite attractive, myself. It's just... I don't wanna see double chins and rolls, thanks...

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Who said I wanted a girlfriend? I wouldn't want a girlfriend with low self esteeme because she would bitch all the time. One night stands are a different subject entirely.

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So all you young "studs" find anorexic women with their ribs sticking out attractive? The only curves you like are the ones created by implants and Botox? How much you have to learn.
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And I am glad that you are unable to repopulate the genepool because you are an ugly netfreak with a passion for yiffing.


And these chicks are not fat. If you want to see fat chicks, I can show you a few pictures.

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This "girl" is fat.

The one from that link is just *big*.

I'd like for people to stop bitching about "other people" "making" them have "low-self-esteem". That would be great.

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This "girl" is fat.
Now I'm gonna have to find a heavy, blunt instrument and go upside your head!

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This "girl" is fat.

The one from that link is just *big*.

I'd like for people to stop bitching about "other people" "making" them have "low-self-esteem". That would be great.
Um..My brain is now completely fried and I keep screaming. Is this normal?

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Old 5th April 2004, 05:28   #28
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Quit making fun of fat women
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why, you're no tub-o-guts. What the hell do you care? Or is it less funny than making fun of skinny white boys in the Post your picture thread?

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Old 5th April 2004, 05:50   #31
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i wonder how these guys who want "skin and bone" girls look like...

Oh the possibilities:

-oh that one is funny...

-i have never seen anything like that...

-*vomits in fear*

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Quit making fun of fat women
There is a difference between fat people and morbidly obese people. Really. Sadly, the poor person shown in that link is the latter.

*Rubs beer gut and belches really loudly.*

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Quit making fun of fat women

When was the last time you saw a guy lusting over a fat bitch? its in our jeans to pick the most healthy of mates. picking a fat chick is certanly not healthy. and another thing would you do a fat guy huh? its the same concept. men hate fat chicks woman hate fat guys its life. if you don't like it go on a diet
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Ah, the sheer pleasure of linking crap like that. Wait. I'm not sure if "pleasure" is the right word.

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Your pleasure was derived from the many minutes it took finding the picture .

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Your pleasure was derived from the many minutes it took finding the picture .
he probably had it saved on his PC

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well, i dont think that anyone can deny that a thin woman with curves is sexy, that's human nature, but that doesnt mean that girls that are skin and bone are sexy... quite the contrary... or that girls that arent perfectly built aren't pretty.

personally, i think there are some bones that should not be visible...

but who is anyone to judge what is pretty and what is not... to each his own...

the one girl that i'd like to date right now actually (that has a boyfriend, damnit ) is not that small, but i still thinks she's adorable.

/me is lonely
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I'd fuck everyone of those women in that ad.
The fat bitch xzxzzx drug in here.....
Goddamn!
Maybe i could fuck her with my foot, but it would probably get lost.
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When was the last time you saw a guy lusting over a fat bitch? its in our jeans to pick the most healthy of mates. picking a fat chick is certanly not healthy. and another thing would you do a fat guy huh? its the same concept. men hate fat chicks woman hate fat guys its life. if you don't like it go on a diet
And I guess that you still wack off to fake pictuers of celebrities. Ah, the joys of youth.
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