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Old 1st May 2003, 19:12   #1
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Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim. Nobody likes you.

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Old 1st May 2003, 19:44   #2
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Sorry--I dunk mine and I'm barely an upbeat person.
I also eat them whole, but I quite researved, and go crazy only when with friends, a public nutcase I am not.
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Old 1st May 2003, 20:15   #3
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sometimes I put three or so oreos in a cup of milk and wait till they get all soggy and then drink them.
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Old 1st May 2003, 20:18   #4
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LOL!

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Old 1st May 2003, 20:32   #5
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I get about five cookies and put them in a glass of milk. I let them sit and then I drink the milk. I get a spoon and stir the cookies until mushy. I then eat the cookies like pudding. It's quite yummy.
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Old 1st May 2003, 20:36   #6
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Lain, you ain't gettin kredit fer taht one. psyfive already said it. thunder stealer

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Old 1st May 2003, 20:41   #7
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Uh so, I'm just saying how I eat oreos. No big deal. Besides I eat cookie pudding.
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I don't think I wan't to know what that is

I eat Cookies &

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Old 1st May 2003, 21:27   #9
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I'm #6, though sometimes #1. Sometimes, I'll dunk them in milk for a second or two until they get mushy, then eat the mushy part, and repeat.

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I dunk my cookies in whupped cream (has to be Coo Whip)

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I change methods all the time. What does that say about me?
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we won't say what it means about you (it'll get us bannor3d)

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Old 1st May 2003, 21:38   #13
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Ah, just say it!
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*Deh_cheezman passes, not looking to get his digital ass kicked (or bannor3d for that matter)

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Ahh, but there's nothing on "Crunching the Oreo into microscopic pieces and pouring them into your milk", or "Crunching them into semi-sized pieces and putting them into your ice cream"...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Quote:
originally posted by ShenlongCrunching them into semi-sized pieces and putting them into your ice cream
how big was the smeggin' cookie to begin with?!?!?! FOOTBALL FEILD SIZE????? (100 yds fyi

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On a relative scale, semi-sized is about as big as a regular M&M.

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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how big are the people that eat the cookie then?????? ant sized?????????????????

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In relative to the height of my body when sitting down on a chair that has an elevated seat at 2 feet...


A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

hmmm...the first part is true, but the rest isn't

(I am curious, I like taking things apart, but I can put things back together

(except when I was like 4 or 6, I took apart a toy camera I got for my birthday, needless to say, I couldn't put it back together. I still have two of the pieces)

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I are 1 & 7

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Two bits of charcol with icing in the middle isn't a cookie.

And no, I'm not number 10 ether, because I have no money.

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nahh charcoal is better than oreo cookies

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i like 6 but only in summer cos no oreos in th uk....

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you don't have oreos there?!?!?! Complain to the parlement )sp?(

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hey nobby nobbs you should remove the 's' on forums in your sig.
it should be "All your forum are belong to Ninja!" (the translation wasn't "all your bases are belong to us" it was "All your base are belong to us")

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