Small niggling annoyances. - Page 3

ozloi · 8th December 2003, 18:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz
When you hold down the run-fast button for the mario games and you press the jump button, and it doesn't work. And you die near the end of a really long, hard, level.

*Throws monitor out window

have you seen that video of some kid beating super marios bros in less than 10 min...fucking crazy..

Edit: http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/29877

Edit#2: looks like it got taken down you can try anyays though...

Edit#3: the file is moSMB3.wmv if you wanna try to find it yourself....

ShyShy · 9th December 2003, 01:34

When you're out of your favorite cereal

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 9th December 2003, 01:54

When your ear is really itching and you go to grab a cotton swab so that you can take care of it... and it slips out of your fingers and falls on the floor. And that was the last one in the house.

DragonSon · 9th December 2003, 04:33

When you're doing something that makes your hands really dirty, like working in the yard, and you're nose begins to itch.

ShyShy · 9th December 2003, 21:44

When the phone keeps ringing and you rush to answer it... bastards always hang up right when you pick up.

NJK · 9th December 2003, 21:51

cleaning up the whole place ( the mrs was out for a day)
and when she came home didn't notice anything.

Bazman63 · 9th December 2003, 23:56

I got divorced for less than that.

White Raven · 10th December 2003, 02:59

When you spend your whole day waiting to talk to someone you really love...
When they're finally there, they don't talk much...
Then leave within half an hour for the rest of the day, and you're back to just waiting in misery and lonely, nobody phoning, nobody talking to you, just you... A box, and an empty body.

mikeflca · 10th December 2003, 03:05

When you are screwed

dlichterman · 10th December 2003, 03:23

For the CD player battery thing i found a "solution"--NIMH batteries. These things last forever and then you just recharge them whenever-like BEFORE you get on the bus. No memory effect like nicds...
-Coon

mikeflca · 10th December 2003, 03:50

LOLOLOLOLOLLOL

Simply for arguement of course, I can tell you that dlichterman could not find the batteries when they were in the charger, then he was asking 'where are the batteries'

now thats just sooooo annoying.......funny tho.......

Raz · 10th December 2003, 15:45

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
When your ear is really itching and you go to grab a cotton swab so that you can take care of it... and it slips out of your fingers and falls on the floor. And that was the last one in the house.

I use scissor blades to scratch my ears in that situation. I don't damage my ears because i'm not a moron who jams shit up my ear without thinking or moving slowly though.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 12th December 2003, 00:25

Scissors?

Well, I couldn't do that anyways because the only scissors I have around here are heavy-duty shears... that are made to cut through like, buildings and shtuff.

White Raven · 12th December 2003, 01:22

When you have a bogey in your nose... And you can feel it... And you can't get rid of it... Because you're in public...

ShyShy · 12th December 2003, 02:44

Hehehehe, very true, W.R., very true

Raz · 12th December 2003, 14:02

A gummy smile.

Bazman63 · 12th December 2003, 14:46

Just found a mouse in my bath.

NJK · 12th December 2003, 15:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Bazman63
Just found a mouse in my bath.

backstroke swim?

or this

Bazman63 · 12th December 2003, 16:32

I was waiting to use that. Dammit

Raz · 12th December 2003, 20:55

People who whine about rules when they're playing a game because it might affect the score that no ones keeping count of because they're just trying to have a laugh.

Raz · 13th December 2003, 23:34

When you're all happy after eating and having a few drinks (ok, a lot of drinks). You fine until the taxi home goes over a lot of speedbumps.

/me retches.

Bazman63 · 14th December 2003, 03:12

Barstaff that can't pour Guiness properly. I want to drink the stuff not wash in it.

Raz · 14th December 2003, 19:56

People who make cryptic thread titles.

eg: 'did you hear about this?'

or: 'OMGOMGOMG LUK HIR NOW!!!111'

Raz · 15th December 2003, 13:19

The way my eyes look in the morning.

NJK · 15th December 2003, 13:54

having a fever and trying to sleep - these things just don't go together.

( had just about 6 hours over the entire weekend - i feel broke)

ShyShy · 19th December 2003, 02:37

1) When you've got a craving and there's nothing in your fridge/cupboard that'll do

2) When you're craving pickles and you're too much of a weakling to open the damn jar

White Raven · 19th December 2003, 05:28

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy

2) When you're craving pickles and you're too much of a weakling to open the damn jar

Yes, dear god yes... That's one of the many beautiful and wonderful reasons the wonderful creatures we females know as males exist. To open pickle jars.

ShyShy · 19th December 2003, 06:06

You're right, W.R., they are good for some things

Jumper001 · 19th December 2003, 06:08

People who make a big deal about needing a Porn filter for Internet TV, but don't care if their kida watch the penis size episode of Family Guy.

People who hit my econobox car with a Ford F250 HD TANK and then claim $6000 in damages.

Profs who change their mind about their expectations every 5 minutes.

People who clink their spoon all over their bowl while eating cereal.

FWD Cars.

Old Navy commercials.

Infomercials that I first saw when I was 5 years old.

Little sisters finishing my leftover pizza.

College cafeteria...food-type..substance..

SNOW!

ShyShy · 19th December 2003, 06:45

Bad day, Jumper?

Bazman63 · 19th December 2003, 15:40

I smoke. I roll my own. Got plenty of tobacco but have just run out of skins,(papers). The only way to have another ciggarette is to get up put clothes and shoes on, get in the car, drive two miles and buy more skins.

The annoying bit is trying to convince my lethargy to overide my nicotine craving.

Raz · 19th December 2003, 16:52

When someone stops me yawning.

Jumper001 · 19th December 2003, 17:59

Explianing to people that Winamp 5 just came out, that it's based on WA2, and they should use it instead of Winamp3 unless they really really like one of the Winamp3-only features.

ShyShy · 20th December 2003, 15:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz
When someone stops me yawning.

Also, when someone screws up your stretching, you know, while you're stretching somebody just has to fuck with you during that. And it's always during a full body stretch too. Bastards.

NJK · 20th December 2003, 16:28

somebody calls you at 07.00 in the morning, wrong number of course, and you have to get up at 07.30 missing out on the half hour. yak yak yak.

DragonSon · 21st December 2003, 05:05

Pink eye.....

MidnightViper88 · 21st December 2003, 06:46

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
People who think they know absolutely everything about Japanese and say they're 'otakus' and claim to speak Japanese, when all they do is run around overusing the same 3 words, 'baka' 'kawaii' and '-san/kun/sama' Then when you correct them on something Japanese, they flip out and never speak to you again, even though you were fucking right all along.
Bastards.

Kuso kasi sama!

Sorry...I don't know "queen"...

People who don't flush toilets...

ShyShy · 24th December 2003, 05:11

When it;s soo cold outside, your boobs hurt

xzxzzx · 24th December 2003, 05:45

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
When it;s soo cold outside, your boobs hurt

When it's soo cold outside, you're a man, and your boobs still hurt. (Bilbo, you don't count!)

DragonSon · 24th December 2003, 10:15

When you wake up 3 hours before you need to, and can't get back to sleep.

9th December 2003, 04:33	#84
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NJK The Frisian Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: a real Frisian hometown Posts: 15,001	cleaning up the whole place ( the mrs was out for a day) and when she came home didn't notice anything. Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music. ************************************************************************** WINAMP SHOUTCAST

9th December 2003, 23:56	#87
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	I got divorced for less than that. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

10th December 2003, 02:59	#88
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,165	When you spend your whole day waiting to talk to someone you really love... When they're finally there, they don't talk much... Then leave within half an hour for the rest of the day, and you're back to just waiting in misery and lonely, nobody phoning, nobody talking to you, just you... A box, and an empty body. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

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dlichterman Forum King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Where Hell Froze Over Posts: 2,466	For the CD player battery thing i found a "solution"--NIMH batteries. These things last forever and then you just recharge them whenever-like BEFORE you get on the bus. No memory effect like nicds... -Coon Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.--If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0--Guess the band from pics game

9th December 2003, 01:34	#82
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	When you're out of your favorite cereal

9th December 2003, 01:54	#83
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,837	When your ear is really itching and you go to grab a cotton swab so that you can take care of it... and it slips out of your fingers and falls on the floor. And that was the last one in the house.

9th December 2003, 21:44	#85
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	When the phone keeps ringing and you rush to answer it... bastards always hang up right when you pick up.

10th December 2003, 03:05	#89
mikeflca Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: san diego, california. Posts: 623	When you are screwed

10th December 2003, 03:50	#91
mikeflca Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: san diego, california. Posts: 623	LOLOLOLOLOLLOL Simply for arguement of course, I can tell you that dlichterman could not find the batteries when they were in the charger, then he was asking 'where are the batteries' now thats just sooooo annoying.......funny tho.......

12th December 2003, 00:25	#93
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,837	Scissors? Well, I couldn't do that anyways because the only scissors I have around here are heavy-duty shears... that are made to cut through like, buildings and shtuff.

12th December 2003, 01:22	#94
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,165	When you have a bogey in your nose... And you can feel it... And you can't get rid of it... Because you're in public... just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

12th December 2003, 02:44	#95
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	Hehehehe, very true, W.R., very true

12th December 2003, 14:02	#96
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	A gummy smile.

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Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	Just found a mouse in my bath. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

12th December 2003, 16:32	#99
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	I was waiting to use that. Dammit 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

12th December 2003, 20:55	#100
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	People who whine about rules when they're playing a game because it might affect the score that no ones keeping count of because they're just trying to have a laugh.

13th December 2003, 23:34	#101
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	When you're all happy after eating and having a few drinks (ok, a lot of drinks). You fine until the taxi home goes over a lot of speedbumps. /me retches.

14th December 2003, 03:12	#102
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	Barstaff that can't pour Guiness properly. I want to drink the stuff not wash in it. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

14th December 2003, 19:56	#103
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	People who make cryptic thread titles. eg: 'did you hear about this?' or: 'OMGOMGOMG LUK HIR NOW!!!111'

15th December 2003, 13:19	#104
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	The way my eyes look in the morning.

15th December 2003, 13:54	#105
NJK The Frisian Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: a real Frisian hometown Posts: 15,001	having a fever and trying to sleep - these things just don't go together. ( had just about 6 hours over the entire weekend - i feel broke) Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music. ************************************************************************** WINAMP SHOUTCAST

19th December 2003, 02:37	#106
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	1) When you've got a craving and there's nothing in your fridge/cupboard that'll do 2) When you're craving pickles and you're too much of a weakling to open the damn jar

19th December 2003, 06:06	#108
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	You're right, W.R., they are good for some things

19th December 2003, 06:08	#109
Jumper001 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 125	People who make a big deal about needing a Porn filter for Internet TV, but don't care if their kida watch the penis size episode of Family Guy. People who hit my econobox car with a Ford F250 HD TANK and then claim $6000 in damages. Profs who change their mind about their expectations every 5 minutes. People who clink their spoon all over their bowl while eating cereal. FWD Cars. Old Navy commercials. Infomercials that I first saw when I was 5 years old. Little sisters finishing my leftover pizza. College cafeteria...food-type..substance.. SNOW!

19th December 2003, 06:45	#110
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	Bad day, Jumper?

19th December 2003, 15:40	#111
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	I smoke. I roll my own. Got plenty of tobacco but have just run out of skins,(papers). The only way to have another ciggarette is to get up put clothes and shoes on, get in the car, drive two miles and buy more skins. The annoying bit is trying to convince my lethargy to overide my nicotine craving. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

19th December 2003, 16:52	#112
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	When someone stops me yawning.

19th December 2003, 17:59	#113
Jumper001 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 125	Explianing to people that Winamp 5 just came out, that it's based on WA2, and they should use it instead of Winamp3 unless they really really like one of the Winamp3-only features.

20th December 2003, 16:28	#115
NJK The Frisian Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: a real Frisian hometown Posts: 15,001	somebody calls you at 07.00 in the morning, wrong number of course, and you have to get up at 07.30 missing out on the half hour. yak yak yak. Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music. ************************************************************************** WINAMP SHOUTCAST

21st December 2003, 05:05	#116
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Pink eye..... Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

24th December 2003, 05:11	#118
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,067	When it;s soo cold outside, your boobs hurt

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DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	When you wake up 3 hours before you need to, and can't get back to sleep. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

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