Old 6th September 2005, 23:28   #1
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I am drunk.

There has been several drunk topics before, I remember wolfgang posting one. need advice on how to build up drinking strength, as I have just puked up after a triple scotch, 4 pints of beer, and a quarter of a quad vodka.

I need to drink more, I feel I would get mocked if I were to throw up after this much at a party with my peers.

I feel I may be ashmed tommorow when reading this, as I am fairly out of it.

So yes, I wish to not be the first to pass out during a party, so what should I do.

/btw, this is first time I have got drunk.




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Old 6th September 2005, 23:30   #2
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you're a good typer for being drunk
and why the hell ain't you sharing with anyone here??
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:31   #3
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sharing what? it is hard to share booze over a continent




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Old 6th September 2005, 23:31   #4
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advice for the morning - don't mix it - drinking the same thing all evening makes it much less likely you'll be ill...

Having said that, it's expensive to be able to drink more, anyway - and if you're at a party most people aren't going to remember if you've only had four pints, as they'll be trashed anyway - so who cares?
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:32   #5
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Drink more , eventually it'll cancel itself out and you'll be sober again.

Either that, or go score some drugs.
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:35   #6
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want to get drunk fast and bad, don't drink any water a for the few hours before you decide to get drunk. The more hydrated you (at least for me) the less alcahol impacts you. You will piss alot though.
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:35   #7
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It will be hard, my onl;y cannabis contact is offline

and plus, I have only tried cannabvis once




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Old 6th September 2005, 23:37   #8
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Oh my, I have read my last post, it does make me sound very pissed.

I am very pisse time seems to be very slow.

I cannot be arsed to read earlier posts/ or maybe I'm not sober enough

so btw, this is my 1st time at being drunk

I am 16




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Old 6th September 2005, 23:49   #9
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let me guess.. you either raided your parents cupboard full of drinks or managed to buy drink from the local asian off licence??

is the room starting to spin yet?
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:51   #10
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No, he's hardcore, he's been on the hard stuff..

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Old 6th September 2005, 23:53   #11
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very dangerous that even I dont touch!
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:54   #12
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Yeah, I stick to Tizer myself....
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:58   #13
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I'll go as far as Rola Cola.. being cheap that I am
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Old 6th September 2005, 23:59   #14
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8 litres for 40p, how could you go wrong?

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Old 6th September 2005, 23:59   #15
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LOL!

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Old 7th September 2005, 00:01   #16
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well the down side to it is 80 trips to the toilet
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:05   #17
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I having Monster Energy Drink ... "assault flavor" .....aka "liquid crank" ....

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want to get drunk fast and bad, don't drink any water a for the few hours before you decide to get drunk. The more hydrated you (at least for me) the less alcahol impacts you. You will piss alot though
But if don't want a hangover, drink a lot of water and a double dose of vitamin B12 a couple hours before you start.
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:07   #18
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i have fond memories of new years eve '89, when i got so drunk (on an empty stomach) i only just made it to the club's toilet. course then came the dilemma - should i shit in my pants or should i puke on the floor - cos it was obvious at this point stuff was about to come out of both ends simultaneously (apologies to anyone eating btw). anyway it turned out alright in the end - i was only in there 4 hours or so. ah, happy days...
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:08   #19
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"assault flavor" ..are the makers Unreal Tournament?

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Old 7th September 2005, 00:10   #20
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anyway it turned out alright in the end -
which end lol
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:11   #21
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mysterious_w has gone quiet.. maybe sleeping next to the toilet?
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:18   #22
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"assault flavor" ..are the makers Unreal Tournament?

No it's made by a company named Hansen. It sorta tastes like Cherry Cola, but it has enough caffeine to amp a horse, plus Guarana, Ginseng and Taurine.

If you have a date, the ginseng has some interesting effects too.

It comes in a "camo" colored can.

I wouldn't have more than one of these, if you're not used to them.
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:21   #23
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do not view if u are eating or otherwise generally squeamish...

http://lumumba.uhasselt.be/~mocon/br...%20happens.jpg
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:27   #24
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mrthchemp, so thats cadburys secret ingredient
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:33   #25
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I remember in the late seventies, I threw a New Years Eve party. The main drink was "Jungle Juice". I started out with "Everclear" and fruit juice.

Of course, the party guests fortified my original offering with was a 50 gallon pizza mixer bowl with a case of "Everclear" and about 30 gallons of fruit punch.

As the night progressed, the party guests fortified the mix with some "shrooms" and who knows what else.

The carnage in the morning was immense.

That picture wasn't anything compared to my bathroom. Looked like godzilla puked an inch of fruit punch on the floor.

The cops showed up, but I showed them the coffee can full of keys and said "Nobody's leaving!".

They said "Tell em to quit pissing and puking in the neighbors yard".

You'd never get away with this today.
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Old 7th September 2005, 00:38   #26
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haha reminds me along the lines of national lampoons animal house
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Somebody did ride a motorcycle through the house, I think?.

We did get away with a lot more stuff than you can today.

EDIT: Actually the antics at animal house were based on a frat at the University of Oregon.... and despite the humor, sometimes our parties did get that rowdy. Oregon was interesting in those days.

I rented this huge farm house, that was about falling down, and sorta out in the sticks, so nobody cared.... I finally moved out, and after that it got burned down... I assume from some similar stuff from my ex roomates.

I look around at where I live now, and it's kinda funny. A collection of antique clocks and art glass, paintings, not ozzie posters, a pretty good library. Not at all like my "digs" in those days.

I guess you have to grow up someday....

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Old 7th September 2005, 09:00   #29
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I am back. Well, awake, and semi-sober.

I never knew you felt no pain whilst intoxicated. I mean, i was throwing up, not feeling any worse for it, then drinking again, straight after.

Oh, I raided my parents drinks. Trust them to have a keg of home brew beer in the garage and mixtures of various spirits in a cabinet next to the front door.




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Old 7th September 2005, 10:25   #30
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I gave up drinking two weeks ago. I had been enjoying beer and vodka for about 9 years, then someone kindly pointed out that I am an absolute twunt when drunk. I was mortified that nobody had told me before and promptly gave up.
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I've drunk 3 pints, and I'm getting the same head-spinning as last time. Any ideas on how to train my my liver up?




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Old 13th December 2005, 23:29   #32
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I've drunk 3 pints, and I'm getting the same head-spinning as last time. Any ideas on how to train my my liver up?
Trust me, you don't want to! All that happens is that a night out to achieve the same effect costs more money!

If you must, as you get older your tolerance increases. If you put on weight generally your tolerance increases. It's also an advantage to be a tall male rather than a short female (generally, though there are of course exceptions!)

Don't drink it too quickly. Don't mix drinks. Drink plenty of water. Have something like a 30cm pizza beforehand rather than salad....
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Old 13th December 2005, 23:41   #33
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I think I'll drink a bottle of watwer beore bed, the good ol' Wikipedia says that should reduce the hangover symptoms.




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Old 13th December 2005, 23:46   #34
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I think I'll drink a bottle of watwer beore bed, the good ol' Wikipedia says that should reduce the hangover symptoms.
Certainly does - lots of water helps, as does sleeping with the window open (fresh air - though perhaps not good at the moment as it's the middle of winter). A walk in the fresh air helps too, usually, and maybe a slice of toast.
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Old 13th December 2005, 23:53   #35
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if you want to drink and stay sober, eat a large meal before you drink, then drink only beer. i CANT get drunk when i stick with that formula.
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Ha, same bloody page of me saying "I don't drink" and I forgot and I do again. *raises can*
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what do you fellas get drunk off of?

I am not a beer fan

I like Rum and Coke -- yummiee!!!
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Old 14th December 2005, 12:12   #38
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Ha, same bloody page of me saying "I don't drink" and I forgot and I do again. *raises can*
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Did someone say toast?

I happen to be toasted right now. I leave for school in, 45 minutes, I plan to be even more toasted at the time of arrival. It' snowing. It's gonna be a fun day.
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constantly drinking yourself into oblivion is a good way to build up your tolerance. Also eating things like bread or pretzels or chips (carby stuff) while drinking will also prevent you from getting drunk as quickly. Eating a large meal before drinking also helps.

Why do you want to be able to drink large quantities? do your friends have drinking contests or something?
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