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View Poll Results: Should we have a penis length poll?
Yeah, sure, why not. 17 34.69%
No, why the hell do you need to know? 11 22.45%
Who cares? Everyone knows I've got the biggest shlong here... 21 42.86%
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Old 18th May 2002, 03:21   #1
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Should we have a penis length poll?

Hey, it was papadoc's idea. Blame him.

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Old 18th May 2002, 03:35   #2
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ok,but you gotta include a pic of your penis(you may be lying)
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Old 18th May 2002, 03:38   #3
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my electron microscope broke, sorry guys.

um err ladies.
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Old 18th May 2002, 03:41   #4
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Re: Should we have a penis length poll?

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Hey, it was papadoc's idea. Blame him.
I plead the 5th....or maybe that's drink the 5th.
Anyway I had help in this manly man deal from randman.
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:00   #5
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I wouldn't touch this penis poll with my ten foot pole
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:07   #6
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A pole poll. Just so's you don't start a poll tax afterwards...
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:14   #7
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Sounds like a wiener to me.

You could go from "Oh dear God, get that away from me!!" to "Short but not too big around".
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:23   #8
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Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the penis poll.
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:24   #9
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As long as people explain their votes, maybe we can get the long and the short of it
I still say I'd win by a mile.....or at least a foot
I'd definately be able to say I'm stand out in a crowd but I'm just carrying too much baggage
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:30   #10
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Since were on a poll...
If you stood on a bridge to pee,
would you say the water's cold,
or the water's deep?
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:34   #11
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If there is a poll can we call it "How big is your Post Pump?"

[edit] Or we could call it "How big is your Junior Member?"
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Old 18th May 2002, 04:51   #12
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You bad people!

You made jarsonic SWEAR! That poor boy sinned because of your foul and dirty little concept of "humor."

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I, however, am in favor of the poll. Good idea.

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Old 18th May 2002, 04:53   #13
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Re: Re: Should we have a penis length poll?

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I plead the 5th....or maybe that's drink the 5th.
Anyway I had help in this manly man deal from randman.
blame is easier to give than recieve I always say :P

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come on boys...can anyone measure up to this?wheres the blue penis pic?
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Old 18th May 2002, 08:41   #16
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I figured it would eventually come to this after the "Where do you masturbate poll"
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Old 18th May 2002, 09:05   #17
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This is utterly corrupt!

/me slaps ReDVsion around a bit with a large pole

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Old 18th May 2002, 11:02   #18
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Old 18th May 2002, 12:36   #19
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This is truly nasty guys. Come on, act your ages for this topic and not start a pole poll.

Btw - i say the water is deep.

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Old 18th May 2002, 16:32   #20
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Oh god you are so sad! mesuring your penis! who needs to do that

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Old 18th May 2002, 16:42   #21
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As the great Sam Kinnison once said:
"It's not my dick that's small, you just have a gargantuan snatch! OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH!"
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Old 18th May 2002, 17:03   #22
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You can have the pole poll if you want, but I can tell you from experience that most of the responses will be outright lies. Most guys get so insecure about their size that they'll spout off any number. It actually reminds me of a joke:
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Why do most men have bad depth perception? Because they all think this <------------> is six inches.

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Old 18th May 2002, 17:09   #23
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Unfortunately, I'm so honest I have to give you the truth.
I have only 4 inches







when I fold it in half
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Old 18th May 2002, 17:42   #24
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I do not think that the penis length poll should have taken place. The girls would feel left out. Unless...
























...OH MY GOD!!!!???

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Old 18th May 2002, 19:02   #25
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hmm, methinks the competition might get a bit stiff when ppl are trying to prove this
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Old 18th May 2002, 19:05   #26
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Old 19th May 2002, 01:55   #27
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Old 19th May 2002, 02:01   #28
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ok,but you gotta include a pic of your penis(you may be lying)
ohhh sould we.. i think this is cos ur secretly gay and want hundreds of nekid penisis around the forums to help satisfy ur needs
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Old 19th May 2002, 02:23   #30
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I'm with outcast..
its all about equality..

How dare we have a penis poll with out a ...
well what kind of poll should there be for the ladys?




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Old 19th May 2002, 04:14   #31
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My friend claims he has a funny growth at the end of his penis. he also claims it looks like a foot.


and as for:
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How dare we have a penis poll with out a ...
well what kind of poll should there be for the ladys?
Either a Wet Tee Shirt contest or a Largest Cup Size contest.

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do u actually think the guys around here would tell the truth? also most of the guys around here are like 14 and under ... do u actually think they would be telling the truth when they said they have a 8 inch dick? i think not....

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Old 19th May 2002, 12:00   #33
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Either a Wet Tee Shirt contest or a Largest Cup Size contest.
That still wouldn't help the girls, I would win.

Also, women generally do not like to compare, they see no point. This whole thread and the actuall poll would be seen as one massive ego trip for us guys by the ladies.
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Old 19th May 2002, 12:13   #34
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all i know is women call me 3-leg

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Old 19th May 2002, 12:22   #35
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Prove it.

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Old 19th May 2002, 13:21   #36
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Old 19th May 2002, 15:30   #37
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But doesn't it hurt to abuse your member in that way?
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Old 19th May 2002, 16:58   #38
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Knob length poll? Apart from my obvious victory, I see no 'point' in it at all.


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Old 19th May 2002, 18:25   #39
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Knob length poll?
I'm not jealous or anything but i bet thats yours is just a Knob

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Old 19th May 2002, 18:30   #40
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Comparable to a car stereo volume knob, I'm sure
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