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.......your in a mental hospital, it's full moon, and the entire patient population's Hadol has worn off.......and there is none left to give!!!!!
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Old 22nd October 2002, 11:10   #82
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Old 22nd October 2002, 11:21   #83
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being the new user that i am.....i didn't realize that what i did was wrong and i do apologize!
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Old 22nd October 2002, 23:37   #86
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Barry Bonds: greatest player in the history of baseball since Hank Aaron ~40 home runs a year for 4 years (thats how long til he retires) and he breaks the all time home run record
This is just me personally, but I don't have the same kind of respect for "all time career xxxx" records as much as other ones. I used to, until the last couple of years. Anyone who follows the NFL has seen the the way Emmitt Smith has disgraced himself, the Cowboys, and his coaches by continuing to play when he's long past his prime in an effort to set a record he doesn't deserve. Barry Sanders retired when he was at or close to the top of his game; had he wanted the all time rushing record he could have pushed it to a level that Emmitt could never attain. Jerry Rice, the oldest starting receiver in the NFL, is continuously pushing his records farther and farther from anyone else's grasp. But you know what? He's still playing competetively. Emmitt could be easily replaced by a rookie draft pick or a free agent, but he's still clutching at his career and trying to make more out of it than it should have been (I'm not saying that he didn't used to be great; I'm saying that he sure as hell isn't anymore).
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being the new user that i am.....i didn't realize that what i did was wrong and i do apologize!
You're forgiven..heheh

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Actually just copy the following keys:
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thank you hgnis! if mr jones had paid attention, he'd see that it was only like my 3rd post or something similar. but i will forgive him too
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You know you're fucked when your doctor's last name is Lecter....

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Only you would say something rediculous like that...

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Only you would say something rediculous like that...
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It's true!!!!!
It depends on who was looking at the ceiling I'd say!

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You know you're fucked the moment you drive a 60's muscle car out in the rain. Without any traction control to speak of and that pain-in-the-ass rack and pinon steering, you had be lucky if you are a drifter that could get you out of a "I-lost-control-over-the-car" type of senerio. I almost wrecked my '65 Impala comming out of a turn too hard while it was raining a few days ago. All the torque and lost control over the wheels send the rear sliding off when the tires started to spin-out. Almost relived the day one of my friends totalled his Corvette Stingray...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

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I almost wrecked my '65 Impala comming out of a turn too hard while it was raining a few days ago. All the torque and lost control over the wheels send the rear sliding off when the tires started to spin-out. Almost relived the day one of my friends totalled his Corvette Stingray...
that's when you do a little thing called letting off the gas and lightly applying the brake, leadfoot, you definatly do not want to be spinning yer tires right out of a turn not to mention on a straightaway when it's raining. (some people I swear, chek the sig)

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that's when you do a little thing called letting off the gas and lightly applying the brake, leadfoot, you definatly do not want to be spinning yer tires right out of a turn not to mention on a straightaway when it's raining.
The Fast and Furious...

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You know you're fucked when the headmaster says..."Assume the position.."
UGH!!!! Thats nasty.
you know you're fucked when you're going down a mountain in a car, and the brake line breaks (really fucked)

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you know you're fucked when you take your dad's Porsche out for a cruise, you bring it home and it has 10,000 extra miles on it (think Farris Beulers Day Off)


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that's when you do a little thing called letting off the gas and lightly applying the brake, leadfoot, you definatly do not want to be spinning yer tires right out of a turn not to mention on a straightaway when it's raining. (some people I swear, chek the sig)
I know that, but the turn was wide enough and I've safely hit it at 30 a few times before. This time around, like I said, I came out too hard. Oh well, I let off the acclerator, and got myself back straight on the road before I even touched the gas peddle again. I need to stop driving my friend's WS6 under those conditions before I can go back to the Impala...

Times like this wasn't the only one though. My rear end suddently broke loose on my Prelude in the rain once, although I was in no danger than time and it was kinda fun...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

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you broke the rear end going 30 8-O. jeez must be real slippery. or a hard turn. where'd you do it? an intersection?
I can't really talk because I caused about $5,234 of dmamge on my Porsche (need For Speed: Porsche Unleashed) lol

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you broke the rear end going 30 8-O. jeez must be real slippery. or a hard turn. where'd you do it? an intersection?
I can't really talk because I caused about $5,234 of dmamge on my Porsche (need For Speed: Porsche Unleashed) lol
No, just a wide turn somewhere out near Sleepy Hollow in like the middle of nowhere. Inside of the turn, the road curves inward, since it's like near an elevated area, but not too much. If you hit it just right on dry conditions, a perfect drift can be executed there. Hell, I can see paint marks on the stone wall opposite of the turn on the other side where people have made some unsuccessful drifts!

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

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If you hit it just right on dry conditions, a perfect drift can be executed there. Hell, I can see paint marks on the stone wall opposite of the turn on the other side where people have made some unsuccessful drifts!
I can excecute a perfect drift on GT2, and Need For Speed Hot Pursuit, I've been trying it in NFS: PU, but I always get tied up in another car, or the guardrail (hitting the guardrail with your back end sucks because usually the backend will bounce off, then the front hits, and that'll knock you back across the road into the other guardrail/rockwall/houses, meanwhile I have the accelerator pegged at 100% (its a joystick with a throttle) and now my tires are spinning so no traction there, and I'm hitting 1080's going 120 miles an hour, this'll usually bring my car damage up to about 20% (if I'm lucky, 50% if I'm not) just from hitting the walls.) I just bail because I'll never be able to gain back 1st place. I downloaded some new cars (the GT1, 2, & 3) the GT2 is the best. and I really suck in the online races..

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...when your Jeep Wrangler happens to get stuck in a mud-hole and you have to get your friend to drag his brand-new Ford F-150 XLT to tow you out...

Heh, underestimated the mud-hole, and my Jeep wasn't armed with a lift-kit so I could tackle more stuff with better ease. Oh well, only time that ever happened, and it's a good thing I got stuck in a trail that was only 1 mile away from home. Then again, I was hauling 3 of my other friends with me and I had just bought a new DVD player back then...

Almost a year later, and I sold the Jeep. I miss the damn thing...

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//edit// this was first run in Win98 where it FUCKED MY SYSTEM!!!! It erased the System32 folder, Fucked with the folder.htm file in the Windows folder, erased the autoexec.bat, and tried to erase my C:\Program Files folder (it's not there. HAHAHA, the yolk's on him) but it totally screwed windows 98, but I gotz a tri-boot system.
you heard right, not a dual-boot but a TRI-BOOT, (win98 win2k and mandrake.) if you don't know what mandrake is, get off the winamp site. matter of fact, sell your computer.//\edit//
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